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Man I'm really glad that with the fall of the Soviet Union the US will use this unprecedented era of peace and prosperity to step down from it's permanent war footing and address structural inequality. now let me just take a big sip of water
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Apr 28, 2020 05:29
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:When Batman gets hard in his rubber suit his ears flop down. It’s the only place that has any give to it lol.
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Apr 28, 2020 05:54
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HONK HONK IM THE FUCKIN BATMOBILE YOU STUPID FUCKS IM THE BEST PART OF THESE MOVIES BY A COUNTRY MILE IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE MAKING A CAMEO ON THE DREW CAREY SHOW HONK HONK
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Apr 28, 2020 06:16
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Hey guys I’m Val Kilmer ama
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Apr 28, 2020 16:42
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Next Batman movie needs pierced Bat Nipples
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Apr 28, 2020 16:49
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I was in Clueless, and now I'm Batgirl. My career has the momentum of a runaway freight train. Nothing can stop me.
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Apr 28, 2020 16:52
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Honey, great news! I landed a role in a BLOCKBUSTER! I'm in the new Batman movie! Can you believe it? I point up at the ceiling and shout "BatmaAAAAAn! YAAAAY!"
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Apr 28, 2020 17:24
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I'm eccentric billionaire Bruce Wayne who travels the world and makes stunning corporate moves and deals. I spend untold hours and days running and managing my corporate empire and somehow still date, maintain a social calendar, and am constantly available to fight crime 24/7 at the drop of a hat while never sleeping, eating, missing a meeting, phone call, or charitable golf outing. Camera's surround me every single waking moment of the day and no one in the world has ever noticed that for the 6 hours last Wednesday that Batman was filmed riding a dinosaur through the streets fighting a man dressed as an arctic bird armed with missiles, it was the only 6 daylight hours in the week that I wasn't publicly available and that after I...he...Batman, was bitten in the left arm by the dinosaur when I was seen next my left arm was in a sling and I had obvious scratch marks across the only part of my face not covered in the Bat-cowl and that following this Wayne Manor publicly donated a dinosaur to the city's main museum. It's pretty incredible, really.
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Apr 28, 2020 19:19
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Professor Shark posted:Hey guys I’m Val Kilmer ama Did you feel uncomfortably objectified when the movie showed you putting on the suit and the camera only focused on your butt? Edit: /\ I don't see the connection
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Apr 28, 2020 19:24
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Professor Shark posted:Hey guys I’m Val Kilmer ama Question: what does "ama" mean?
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Apr 28, 2020 19:28
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If Alfred dies does Batman become the new Alfred and pass on the nipples to Robin or does Robin, on his ascension to bat-hood get to custom craft his own nipples like a padawan crafting a lightsaber or something
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Apr 28, 2020 19:34
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Big Beef City posted:I'm eccentric billionaire Bruce Wayne who travels the world and makes stunning corporate moves and deals. I thought Bruce Wayne was an idiot playboy who everyone assumes is partying anf doing drugs all night, randomly disappearing after getting into skiing accidents, wrecking supercars, or going to rehab and only predictably showing up for thr annual shareholders meeting and maybe the Met gala JK Fresco fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Apr 28, 2020 |
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Apr 28, 2020 20:29
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When I wear the bat cowl, I inexplicably have black face paint around my eyes to blend in with the mask all shadow-y like, and the second I take the mask off the makeup vanishes! Truth be told it's an extremely lame power compared to, say, what Superman's packin', but it's so fascinating! I keep trying faster and faster to take the mask off before the eye makeup paint poo poo disappears but as of yet I haven't been able to. It'd be pretty cool to at least see if it fades out or if it's just *blink* and it's gone.
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Apr 29, 2020 16:09
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JK Fresco posted:I thought Bruce Wayne was an idiot playboy who everyone assumes is partying anf doing drugs all night, randomly disappearing after getting into skiing accidents, wrecking supercars, or going to rehab and only predictably showing up for thr annual shareholders meeting and maybe the Met gala His identity makes a lot of sense considering it's like suspecting Paris Hilton is actually a member of Seal Team 6.
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Apr 30, 2020 11:59
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Question: what does "ama" mean? I don't know I juts copied and pasted a thing George Clooney did on reddit and put my name in MakaVillian posted:Did you feel uncomfortably objectified when the movie showed you putting on the suit and the camera only focused on your butt? That was a $100,000 prosthetic butt
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Apr 30, 2020 12:12
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Ghost Leviathan posted:His identity makes a lot of sense considering it's like suspecting Paris Hilton is actually a member of Seal Team 6.
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Apr 30, 2020 12:21
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ama means "ain't my rear end"
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Apr 30, 2020 13:39
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My Lovely Horse posted:Definitely want to see a Batman movie that is 90% Bruce Wayne making lasagna on youtube without knowing how or wanting to. I'm reminded of the one tumblr theory about how Tim Drake's social media is mostly enjoying Bruce Wayne doing hilariously badly at conventional middle-class activities. I think it's also canon that Bruce can't cook at all, since he's always had Alfred to do that and he's a world-class chef. There's been a few cases in-universe where characters have theorised that other superhero secret identities are actually Batman.
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Apr 30, 2020 14:03
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm reminded of the one tumblr theory about how Tim Drake's social media is mostly enjoying Bruce Wayne doing hilariously badly at conventional middle-class activities. I think it's also canon that Bruce can't cook at all, since he's always had Alfred to do that and he's a world-class chef. Batman is actually superman cosplaying as a normie crime fighter. Most of the challenge is pulling punches and pretending to get hurt. I just made that up but there's a better than 90% chance this was a thing at some point.
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Apr 30, 2020 15:04
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Big Beef City posted:I'm eccentric billionaire Bruce Wayne who travels the world and makes stunning corporate moves and deals. That's very interesting Mr Wayne but please answer the question: Are the rumors about you and Batman true, and if so can you confirm he's a gentle lover?
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Apr 30, 2020 15:07
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Bob, gun.
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Apr 30, 2020 15:10
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Outrail posted:That's very interesting Mr Wayne but please answer the question: Are the rumors about you and Batman true, and if so can you confirm he's a gentle lover? Well that's... I mean I... he... Batman and I... Of course given that...Batman and I...travel...in...the same social circles...together...tales of his...exquisite capabilities have reached my ears, shall we say. I'm not at liberty, of course to name names, only that I've managed to, ah, meet, several of Batman's lucky bed-fellows. Women. All women, of course. Huge breasts. Naturally. With vaginas of course where one would expect. And they have told me that - well, I'm not sure how to continue properly, but let me just say that I've been told that much like myself, Me, Bruce Wayne, Batman and I very similarly in the course of our identical nature of love-making are like water. Soft yet forceful. Delicate yet all powerful. Light and buoyant yet crushingly stunning, deep and mysterious and all enveloping. A true force of nature that can never be tamed, or conquered, only hope to someday be tapped by men as a source of power. ...that last part is a euphemism. You don't have to print that part.
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Outrail posted:Batman is actually superman cosplaying as a normie crime fighter. Most of the challenge is pulling punches and pretending to get hurt. It's happened quite a few times! Since they're both caucasian brick shithouses they tend to pull it off pretty well, and Superman does still enjoy the chance to mess with people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsz1p7R5CQA
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