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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

in my dream trek i find out that (by this point, Vice Admiral) Data is also fully functional as a bong

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

we also find out that lt cmdr worf's cranial ridges fit into my rear end crack perfectly, which enables us to have quite the epic game of chicken in the holo-pool


also ensign mendon/mendak is a regular bridge officer

E: actually they both are because lmao

e2: ok thats really all the changes i needed made

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

odo turns into a fleshlight

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

geordi is no longer jealous that data gets laid more


also maybe geordi is less creepy about dating he seems like a really nice guy, like, i WANT to root for him butttt hes kinda creep status

E: geordi is the type of guy that actually would meet a woman that wants him to carry a printer to her quarters, but he would gently caress it up and just use the transporter instead

Worf fucked around with this message at 09:47 on May 7, 2020

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

keiko finally stops being jealous of julian

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Bogus Adventure posted:

The Enterprise computer wanted Geordi for itself.

i wonder if that made things awk in engineering after broccoli made his sex dungeon interface link in the holodeck on that one episode

E: jk, it definitely made engineering awk

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

paragon1 posted:

I want to see the immigrant experience in the Federation. There's gotta be a ton of refugees and political exiles and people who are just tired of working for wages who think moving to Earth or Vulcan or a Starbase or whatever is a good idea. Gimme that culture shock.

so ds9

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

the female changling becomes the alpha & the omega

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Ainsley gets an office in a warp nacelle

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Pick posted:

a'ight, a'ight, careful, we're getting good dreamtreks in there, I am 100% on board with ragging on the new ships, but this is a thread for dreams and joyful thoughts

I want to hop in my old ship and blow up all the new ships

Dreamtrek


Am I a boomer?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

also we should save the whales

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

also in my dream trek the enterprise has one of those trick licenseplates so when they roll into the neutral zone they can switch things up and be like -------- NCC 8=-D and then the romulans wiull never suspect theyre up against the flagship of the federation

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Latinum is space weed

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i love the idea of the UFP brain trust just not telling the ferengi how ridiculous they're being about latinum because it would violate the prime directive

like revealing that the second controller was never plugged in years later

it's just mean

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i think star trek should have more shuttles

also runabouts

and also the enterprise D survives the crash and the girl gets her doll back

generations is the best trek movie haha ahh my secret plot unfurled

Worf fucked around with this message at 00:34 on May 25, 2020

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

an entire ferengi marauder filled with quarks all doing different tasks

imagine the beautiful and subtle din of the quarks conversing and scheming together

even just plotting a course would be an epic undertaking

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

frogge posted:

Someone else said it in one of the million other trek threads so I can't take the credit, but I would love to watch a show that was only about the many adventures and misadventures of Quark and his bar.

A gun fight between a wily human and green skinned sentient happens and quark helps solve who shot first

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

parallels except worf has to celebrate his birthday more times and also after he gets disqualified from his gladiator tournament he starts wearing a second bandolier to make himself feel better

riker did not let him wear a third bandolier, as he wanted


El Spamo posted:


For all his faults, Roddenberry's hyper-optimistic attitude towards the future and exploration is very nice to experience.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzygziT11I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hKKkGhEDoU

the biggest fiction in trek is the social science

ive seen invention after invention come out that equals or betters many of those in trek but lol at the social progress in the interim

Worf fucked around with this message at 12:10 on Jul 20, 2021

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

worf constantly getting himself on trial and the fun part of each episode is to try and figure out which method worf will use to attack the prosecutor

*worf with tome in hand* "I shall tear u page by page, shatter your spine like a turkanian dung beetle,"

"sir this is a library planet"









haha no dorkshaming says it right in the op hahahah

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