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I'm in. *Tosses in one betting disc*
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Poker? I barely know 'er!
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Apr 27, 2020 06:41
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I see your poo poo thread and I will raise you 1 gas.
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Apr 27, 2020 08:00
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/puts on welding mask
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Apr 27, 2020 08:01
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*chip shuffles while staring intensely at opponent*
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Apr 27, 2020 08:14
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*flops the nuts*
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Apr 27, 2020 08:25
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I give this thread a royal flush... Down the toilet... Into the gas chamber... 
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Apr 27, 2020 08:51
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I see your poo poo thread and I will raise you 1 gas. I raise your gas 1 probe. If this thread doesn't get rated 5 thumbs up by July, I'll eat a probe (dick).
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Apr 27, 2020 12:04
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you can't beat me, im nutted lmfao....nutted
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Apr 27, 2020 12:18
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Wutang-Yutani posted:I raise your gas 1 probe. I was bluffing 
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Apr 27, 2020 12:41
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I’m all in, baby *looks at cards* Aw.... poo poo
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Apr 27, 2020 13:49
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oh gently caress you and gently caress this, op. you should be ashamed. get on your goddamn knees.
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Apr 27, 2020 13:59
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I have inserted a very uncomfortable item into my rectum in order to negate my tells
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Apr 27, 2020 15:18
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Haha guys check this out Poker in front, liquor in the rear
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Apr 27, 2020 15:34
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The only time I ever win anything at poker is when I've had enough booze to appear confident but really I've forgotten the rules so I just roll with it
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Apr 27, 2020 15:48
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I mean... raise
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Apr 27, 2020 15:48
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5 aces read em and weep
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Apr 27, 2020 15:56
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three pairs read em and weep
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Apr 27, 2020 16:01
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you broke my grill posted:5 aces read em and weep God....drat you...Johnny
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Apr 27, 2020 16:22
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i'd rather read'em and Freep 
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Apr 27, 2020 16:24
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Want to guess who elses folds after the first hand?
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Apr 27, 2020 16:25
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Which one of you jerks just tickled my thigh with your toes? And why did you stop?
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Apr 27, 2020 16:28
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Hit me.
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Apr 27, 2020 17:18
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*Taps finger on table* ...Check...
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Apr 27, 2020 17:20
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Katamari Democracy posted:*Taps finger on table* Did you just call me a cheat? *jerks sixgun, starts blasting*
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Apr 27, 2020 17:38
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*Puts shoes into the center of the table, followed by hand gun*
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Apr 27, 2020 17:43
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Daggummit, lost again! *takes off pants*
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Apr 27, 2020 17:45
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Haha guys check this out *leers at your wife
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Apr 27, 2020 17:49
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Who's the patsy?
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Apr 27, 2020 17:50
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ok fellas, the game is 7 card minnesota rules texas hold-em-fold-em. jokers are wild, deuces are double, 7s are upside down, odds are evens, face cards are reversed, aces go boom, and dealer is medium blind. place your bets!
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Apr 27, 2020 18:06
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Hang on gotta brush up real quick. http://www.billfillmaff.com/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddvttIgThQw eggyolk fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Apr 27, 2020 |
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Apr 27, 2020 18:09
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All my cards have red diamonds in the corners is that good?
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Apr 27, 2020 18:19
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Who What Now posted:All my cards have red diamonds in the corners is that good? those are coronas you got what they call a full corona, I'd "put it in full" as the house says. It's surely the thing.
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Apr 27, 2020 20:21
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My first hand of poker ever was a 4 of a kind (queens) and I folded. AMA.
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Apr 27, 2020 20:25
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Uno!
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Apr 27, 2020 20:33
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befoer all this nonsense i probably had the fanciest nickel/dime home game in chicago land (n.b. because im talking about an actual $0.05/$0.10 cash game so stealing my chips and selling them on ebay would literally make more of a profit than cashing out)  yes i have a camera. yes im wearing a suit. yes i clear my hands. fight me
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Apr 27, 2020 20:42
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eSports Chaebol posted:befoer all this nonsense i probably had the fanciest nickel/dime home game in chicago land Honestly I totally get the suit thing, it adds a certain something to the gambling experience.
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Apr 27, 2020 20:44
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I'm out of the thread now, bye
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Apr 27, 2020 20:46
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*makes everyone play Omaha hi/lo* *Everyone fucks it up every hand*
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Apr 27, 2020 21:23
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Ill see that, give me 5 new cards. 
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