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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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Oxxidation posted:

i do not remotely care that ellie or joel died because everyone in that setting is basically a walking corpse anyway (lol aren't we all), but "evil christian cult crusading for heteronormativity" is bush-league bullshit for an apocalypse story

Yeah, except for that those spoilers sound pretty good to me? I like that the ending is NOBODY WINS

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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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You should play as an elk getting revenge on Ellie instead

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Oxxidation posted:

the first game was absolutely this dark, it's just that nearly everyone playing it was apparently too thick to understand the point it was making so now we get it again without any of the craft or subtlety

I'm the much less dark cannibal cult doing anything to survive that definitely wasn't supposed to draw yet another comparison to Joel and his dead partner, the lovely People

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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Cnidaria posted:

Like Nier and LISA are top tier games in this genre and I can't really see TLOU 2 doing anything to top them or set itself apart from other "cycles of violence" games in any way.

I bet the characters aren't dressed as fetish maids in TLOU2 for one

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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The REAL Goobusters posted:

Naughty dog will never write a story as good as Nier or Nier automata

Well, let's hope not.

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Apr 28, 2008

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fadam posted:

I guess the problem is that it doesn’t matter how many people (myself included) cattily post in this thread making fun of how generic and lovely the leaked plot is because there are like a billion guys out there who are going to play this and do the soy face when they finally “get” the incredibly blunt messaging of the game. See the continued success of franchises like Westworld and Dad of War.

Basically, never put any faith in AAA western game writers.

I don't know what this means and I think that's probably a good thing

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Apr 28, 2008

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fadam posted:

I suspect you do know what it means but the horror of recognition has left you too stunned to form an actual response.

I do not.

What is a soy face?

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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fadam posted:

Pretend like you’re playing a game that’s the exact opposite of Nier Automata then turn off your monitor.

It's a happy smile got it

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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I hope there's a post credits scene in like Egypt with everyone there asking what the big deal is

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Apr 28, 2008

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fadam posted:

Lmao I’m reading a bunch more stuff suggesting that Abby actually is trans. Maybe there actually is something to the theory that Libs really don’t understand progressive politics and just sort of ape them for clout.

Where? The only place I've seen it suggested is this thread.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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Less strand games and more tourist traps

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Apr 28, 2008

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My favorite will always be Human Revolution's, where everyone learns that Elias's not putting on a voice, he actually just sounds like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flszuT3ROdo

"Shut up Pritchard" :v:

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Ms Adequate posted:

Hmmm, I don't like a lot of what I'm hearing, but I do like seeing people get tortured, so what am I to do?

Put some earplugs in

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Apr 28, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Ew6K0W3RY

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Apr 28, 2008

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fadam posted:

That’s because most ... devs are hacks lol :carol:

This is true in any instance the word "developer" would be applicable

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Apr 28, 2008

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Eimi posted:

The Fireflies are loving morons who would've butchered Ellie for no gain so why would I care about being one of the daughters of that bunch of incompetent morons?

I think this is what's repelling some people ultimately; people wanting to play in the role of the character versus see where the narrative goes. I'd be really interested in doing that bit. I'm way less interested in the apparently over-long torture porn scene that they showed off a while ago (I haven't seen it). That said I didn't play TLOU until it was free on PS+ so you know, I'm not super invested one way or the other.

Switching characters to their killers reminds me of Hotline Miami actually.

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Fat_Cow posted:

Can't wait till TLOU 3 Re-subverts our expectations and we switch poo poo up even more.

TLOU3 will resubvert all expectations by being a new Crash Bandicoot game instead.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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halwain posted:

Obvious Spoiler in the Video

I guess this is the final confrontation between abby and Ellie/Dinah in German

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FcMcp-_-WI

This seems fine to me tbh though lol at the red lighting in case you couldn't figure out what you're supposed to be feeling

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am0kgonzo posted:

ME3 was fine, if anything tanked the franchise it was Andromeda, because it was a bad game.

ME3's story was very dumb but the gameplay and co-op multi was amazingly good

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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No, thing matters!

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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Yeah, Mad Max is more realistic

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Apr 28, 2008

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Harrow posted:

Sure but it also applies to, like, Joel, who is pretty big and buff himself. Joel's not exactly a skinny, malnourished-looking dude at any point.

Joel is nourished by thread wars about the ending of TLOU, which unfortunately doesn't compare to the reckoning Abby will bring on him fueled by the wars about her biceps

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CharlestonJew posted:

I will complain about Abby being buff only if the game refuses to take advantage of it by not allowing you to falcon punch, suplex, and roundhouse kick zombies resident evil style

Punch a dumpster into position to get across a river

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Oxxidation posted:

everyone in tlou is scum and that includes ellie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY-u8wMWI_c&t=60s

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Apr 28, 2008

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titty fat pizza posted:

Joel redeemed himself through Ellie

What the

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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Legal guardians generally are the ones to give consent for medical operations for minors but that's not the point.

The point is that there was no way a cure was going to matter due to the Fireflies having no way to mass produce or distribute one, duh.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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I... was being sarcastic.

Stux posted:

this might be a cultural thing but in the uk minors are able to overrule their parents on medical matters because theyre distinct human beings and not property.

In America its generally recognized that minors cannot give meaningful consent to anything because their brains aren't developed yet

But really the point was that they can't deliver a vaccine anywhere

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MeatwadIsGod posted:

Subtlety is generally overrated imo. Look at Death Stranding. Incredibly blunt with the added benefit of all its gameplay systems reinforcing its themes at every possible opportunity. A character literally says "here, I brought you a metaphor" and it rules.

I know authors who use subtext, and they're all cowards.

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Apr 28, 2008

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Gologle posted:

RE4 is a better game than The Last of Us, and the credit sequence alone, not even the rest of the game, just the credit sequence, blows it out of the water in terms of the themes they wanted the player to understand. I don't know why people are getting mad about a sequel that hasn't even released yet when it's original game couldn't even outdo a game that came out fifteen years ago.

RE6 is better than both RE4 and TLOU, that doesn't mean they're not all good games

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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The best zumble game will always be Dead Rising though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWZVKU5imx0

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ImpAtom posted:

That video makes it 100% clear that Joel thought the cure was real.

Which one? I've only seen the ones in German lol

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Apr 28, 2008

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ImpAtom posted:

Linked last page.

Joel has a conversation with Tommy about what he did in what looks like the opening of the game. Joel also straight-up continues to lie to Ellie even when she questions him directly.

lmao

Maybe Joel should've just shut up about the whole thing

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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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Also lol in that intro that the fleeing pair of randos made it exactly an hour before getting owned

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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They should have made a golf pun instead

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Kavak posted:

People are really not in the mood for bleak post-apocalyptic torture porn right now for some reason.

I am always in the mood for that

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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Beautiful.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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I'm pretty sure I flamethrowered a few hundred dogs in Fallout so this probably isn't that different

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXILzUpVx7A

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZew9eFEMg0

RBA Starblade fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Jun 13, 2020

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Apr 28, 2008

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The real question is if you can beat a dog to death using the guitar instead

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