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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

pee pee doo doo beard

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

kazr posted:

pee pee doo doo beard

:hmmyes:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Ultra Carp

same

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I am growing a thin and scruffy quarantine beard. It too is pretty lovely.
Mine looks like a bunch of wiry red pubes. poo poo sucks.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

ShortyMR.CAT posted:



See how that poo poo just grows right under my souless eyes. Is that normal?

I'm not actually joking here. I stared at that image in thumbnail for a few moments, then I clicked it. Is anybody else seeing the optical illusion of the nostrils expanding further? Try it yourself.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
is there some sort of spray-on hair that i can use to fill in some of the patchy areas in a manner that is completely indistinguishable from regular hair? asking for a friend

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Pubes and spirit gum.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

cum and chocolate sprinkles

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


scott zoloft posted:

Yea i love looking and smelling like poo poo



You could just wash, bro... :shrug:
It would solve the latter part at least.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

fishing with the fam posted:

Pubes and spirit gum.

Big Beef City posted:

cum and chocolate sprinkles

got it, all i have to do is not wash my face after having lunch

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
My beard is neatly trimmed and makes me look like a psychiatrist.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I’m getting a little beardy but now really isn’t the time for beards



This is the time for mohawks and other crazy hairdos.

E- and/or the resurgence of the hitler moustache

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Valko posted:

I'm not actually joking here. I stared at that image in thumbnail for a few moments, then I clicked it. Is anybody else seeing the optical illusion of the nostrils expanding further? Try it yourself.

Im breathing heavy from unrelated covid reasons.
Theres only so much spam a human can eat

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Dear god :stare:

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Is this that guy who plays trumpet in the subway with the bari sax guy? Cause it looks exactly like him.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Excuse me, America's Got Talent? I'd like you to meet somebody!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

*intro to La Grange starts playing*

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Derpies posted:

Fun fact I'm friends with the real Patch Adams and he rocks a Marx bothers stache. It is very white though.

yeah sure, and grizzly adams had a beard

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Literally A Person posted:

*intro to La Grange starts playing*

Lmao

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
The beard has not gotten any better and now i have red strands of hair in there?!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

is it your own?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

is it your own?

Probably morgellons.

:rip:

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Big Beef City posted:

is it your own?

:thunkher:

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