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The year is 2069. Weeks before I even think about watching women's volleyball, a precog wakes up in a tank, gasps, and sends two blue balls down a chute with my fantasies encoded on them to a detective at PreCum headquarters.
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Apr 26, 2024 20:56
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- Escape From Noise
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Sweating profusely as I pass through customs. Silently I'm hoping they don't find the false bottom where I've hidden a few kilos of horny.
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Apr 30, 2020 06:37
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v for vendetta but its a rock opera but instead of rock music there is jacking off
A rocks offra
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Apr 30, 2020 08:09
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Apr 30, 2020 12:35
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Apr 30, 2020 17:53
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- LastGoodBoy
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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Rocks off to ya.
High on the hog, 90's style.
 
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Apr 30, 2020 20:46
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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The year is 2069. Weeks before I even think about watching women's volleyball, a precog wakes up in a tank, gasps, and sends two blue balls down a chute with my fantasies encoded on them to a detective at PreCum headquarters.
lmao
 
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Apr 30, 2020 20:57
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this guy fawkes
spent uncomfortable amount of time looking for a photoshopped weiner
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Apr 30, 2020 21:22
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May 1, 2020 05:15
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls*... the Horny Room. Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three. Cum with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure ejaculation...
[Editor's note: in this version of the story, all the guests are over 18. The usage of "boys and girls" here is a figure of speech.]
The Klowner fucked around with this message at 05:49 on May 1, 2020
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May 1, 2020 05:47
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Horny was allowed for a brief period in '98.
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May 1, 2020 07:03
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- Yinlock
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The year is 2069. Weeks before I even think about watching women's volleyball, a precog wakes up in a tank, gasps, and sends two blue balls down a chute with my fantasies encoded on them to a detective at PreCum headquarters.
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May 1, 2020 12:38
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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i will not, Mr. Goat Weed, that would be illegal
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May 2, 2020 18:53
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i will not, Mr. Goat Weed, that would be illegal
It's only illegal if you want to.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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May 3, 2020 05:57
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As this is a time of global crisis I say it is our right, nay, our duty, to me horny on the main!
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May 3, 2020 12:45
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random people in the crowd taking turns standing up, “no, I am horny”
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May 3, 2020 13:17
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Horny prohibition just resulted in a proliferation of black market speakeasies. You'd hear about a place, maybe a mensroom at a truck stop. You'd knock a special knock on a door, they'd slide open a little panel, about hip high... Well you can guess the rest.
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May 3, 2020 14:29
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I'm just hoping that everyone emerges from quarantine as horny as I am
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May 3, 2020 14:33
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Horny bootleggers are making batches of bathtub sin as we speak
Poonshine
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May 4, 2020 02:41
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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May 4, 2020 02:49
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Apr 26, 2024 20:56
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- tadashi
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If you join an organization and they attempt to control your sexual behavior, you have probably joined a cult. Just think about it...
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