Raw is a Single Match Advertised for a 3 Hour Show for 4/27

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The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

Imagine a raw which is HHH highlights and over an hour of apollo crews

# ? Apr 28, 2020 01:52

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Drew's smile is awful he should only smirk.

Oh my god Nia gonna botch both women out of the show.

gently caress this top ten countdown.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 01:52

BaronVanAwesome: Sep 11, 2001; I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

I got a commercial for a garlic BK Whopper that looked pretty good, but I haven't ordered in food these last 2 months except a couple pizzas

# ? Apr 28, 2020 01:56

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

BaronVanAwesome posted:

I got a commercial for a garlic BK Whopper that looked pretty good, but I haven't ordered in food these last 2 months except a couple pizzas

Same I had a pizza for my crappy lockdown birthday and i await the day the lockdown ends so i can go get belated birthday bbq

# ? Apr 28, 2020 01:56

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Potato her, Asuka.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:00

nerdrum: Aug 17, 2007; where am I

I really think Asuka is going to hurt nia jax in a second

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:00

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

BaronVanAwesome posted:

I got a commercial for a garlic BK Whopper that looked pretty good, but I haven't ordered in food these last 2 months except a couple pizzas

I got chinese take-out from a local place on saturday. How did I ever eat this much food.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:00

BaronVanAwesome: Sep 11, 2001; I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

*asuka double-checks her safety gear*

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:01

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

So Asuka is eating the pin right?

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:01

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

So Asuka is the only face here, right

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:01

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Why is Nia's music playing?

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:03

Black Is Black: Jan 6, 2007

Wait. That�s it?

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:04

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Black Is Black posted:

Wait. That’s it?

WWE.txt

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:04

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

WCW 2000 booking activated for that

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:04

BaronVanAwesome: Sep 11, 2001; I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

Was that a DQ or something? I don't get it

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:05

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The only advertised match in a three-hour show ends in a no contest

God bless this company

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:06

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

We have three people we want to protect going into this PPV: Asuka, Shayna, and for whatever reason, Nia. Let's book a match that'll showcase them.

"should we put in a fourth person to be a punching bag and take the pin"

"... no why would we do that, just ring the bell for no reason midway through"

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:10

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

wweiner

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I had to take care of some stuff and loving :lol:

the Triple threat match - the ONLY match advertised for tonight - didn't happen?

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:11

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

Neodoomium posted:

We have three people we want to protect going into this PPV: Asuka, Shayna, and for whatever reason, Nia. Let's book a match that'll showcase them.

"should we put in a fourth person to be a punching bag and take the pin"

"... no why would we do that, just ring the bell for no reason midway through"

To win the match ur music had to randomly start playing, Nia won.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:11

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

Where do they find these jobbers to take these squashes? Like are they PC people or what

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:13

BaronVanAwesome: Sep 11, 2001; I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

Hirez posted:

Where do they find these jobbers to take these squashes? Like are they PC people or what

Floridians looking for work

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:16

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

What if WWE wrestlers were all little people? The Game.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:19

BaronVanAwesome: Sep 11, 2001; I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

Holy poo poo the video game

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:19

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

BaronVanAwesome posted:

Holy poo poo the video game

Feeding everyone to gators.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Why is this match happening? Liv won clean.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Liv won clean AGAIN!

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:24

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

That was a cool finisher from Liv. Just needs to be a little cleaner.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:24

Black Is Black: Jan 6, 2007

That�s a great finisher.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:25

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

Stop giving Liv a mic

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:25

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

We're really gonna try to push Liv Morgan, huh

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:25

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

That was a cool finisher from Liv. Just needs to be a little cleaner.

Agreed.

Hirez posted:

Stop giving Liv a mic

Double agreed.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:25

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

Oh the viking raiders got out their car for this one.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:32

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Viking Raiders hanging out in Kane's old room.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:33

Black Is Black: Jan 6, 2007

Why does that dude have pretzels on his retainer?

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:34

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

oh poo poo its Jindermania time

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:35

BaronVanAwesome: Sep 11, 2001; I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

The viking mask things would be 10000% better with like real antlers

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:35

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

BaronVanAwesome posted:

The viking mask things would be 10000% better with like real antlers

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# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:41

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

They're gonna have Jinder challenge Drew, aren't they

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:42

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Ugh, Jinder just be a hairy man. Stop shaving and getting chest acne.

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