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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Get rid of sll thr megathreads

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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Re-integrste small subforums bsck into GBS

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Make posting without using an emoticon bannable :boom:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
install a breathalyzer on JK Fresco's computer

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




TheAardvark posted:

install a breathalyzer on JK Fresco's computer

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Notional origin flags sonwe know whos the firigners

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
A monthly loot box containing an assortment of hand picked posts. PostBox.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
get brands to sponsor the most popular goon influencers

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
get npr to do an episode of this American Life about the forums

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Navigation only via mouse gestures.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Navigation only via JK Fresco's breathing.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

TheAardvark posted:

install a breathalyzer on JK Fresco's computer

I think the A key on their computer keyboard might be broken, Ive never seen them use it. That or they really are that drunk all the time.

Miss Cheggs
Mar 22, 2007



Dark mode option

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

TheAardvark posted:

install a breathalyzer on JK Fresco's computer

After following his suggestions except the racist ones

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Spinz posted:

I can only speak about GBS but women posters
I'm positive
I have no idea how to get more of them in here tho

We make a sexy goon calendar, like firemen do. Ladies like sexy calendars, right?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Spinz posted:

After following his suggestions except the racist ones

So we should follow none of them.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Who What Now posted:

We make a sexy goon calendar, like firemen do. Ladies like sexy calendars, right?

Yes
That was one of the very best IT Crowd episodes EVAR btw

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
We have a profile picture so all our cyber-friends can see our smiles :)

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Quarantine C-Spam and get rid of the most fatalist DnD threads like Climate Change.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

get npr to do an episode of this American Life about the forums

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Add which time zone you are in as well as the date and time of the post you made. It would be interesting to see who else is an insomniac.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Nigmaetcetera posted:

I think the A key on their computer keyboard might be broken, Ive never seen them use it. That or they really are that drunk all the time.

He used to post coherently, so either he's been drunk all the time since the quarantine started or he's pretending to be drunk all the time since the quarantine started.

EDIT: Also, he used an "a" in "small"

JK Fresco posted:

Re-integrste small subforums bsck into GBS

Rod Hoofhearted fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Apr 29, 2020

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
An upgrade that makes all of those crappy posts go away and all that is displayed are my posts. My posts but in Comic Sans.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

LabyaMynora posted:

He used to post coherently, so either he's been drunk all the time since the quarantine started or he's pretending to be drunk all the time since the quarantine started.

I think he’s probably drunk AND the A key doesn’t work on his computer. The apostrophe key doesn’t work on this keyboard but the quotation marks do, so it”s gotta look like that unless I let spellcheck fix it. The ampersand key doesn’t work either, so I have to spell out “dungeons and dragons” instead of using the three symbol, ampersand-containing acronym.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:

quote:

Re-integrste small subforums bsck into GBS

Looks like they have the same software keyboard as me.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Everyones av has to be a high resolution photo of their taint

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

bird with big dick posted:

Everyones av has to be a high resolution photo of their taint

Oh no, I'm not shaving that mess.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Every time we get a good thread going, some clown comes in an posts a pic and it looks like a cartoon or something but it looks Japanese and it's always schoolgirls in space or some poo poo. How do we stop that?

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

TheAardvark posted:

install a breathalyzer on JK Fresco's computer

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
We need some "And then THIS happened" ads every fifth post.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Spinz posted:

After following his suggestions except the racist ones

We shrould start eith the racist knes

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

The regular posters become better, cooler, and funnier people.

Also, get rid of the permaban and let idiots keep registering and then ban them when they do stupid poo poo. It’s like a $10 swear jar.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

grillster posted:

Looks like they have the same software keyboard as me.

I'm pretty sure he just has super fat sausage fingers

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Make it so you can't accidentally post in a wrong thread

crispix fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Apr 29, 2020

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Please rename "G.B.S." something without naughty words in it so my grandchildren can use the site

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
taintcam livestreams

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

taintcam livestreams

Only if it includes smell-o-vision

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!
Dark mode. Come on.

Boardgamegeek.com does "badges", little icons beside your avatar that give a little more info about your preferences. So maybe something like that? Have a number of icons/gang tags to choose from and pay for them. Just thowing out ideas here!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



lllllllllllllllllll posted:

Dark mode. Come on.

Boardgamegeek.com does "badges", little icons beside your avatar that give a little more info about your preferences. So maybe something like that? Have a number of icons/gang tags to choose from and pay for them. Just thowing out ideas here!

Like sexual preferences?

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Make it so that anyone can edit anyone else's posts so that we can correct each other's typos and other mistakes. I think we're all mature enough at this point to use the honor system.

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