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Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Gaze upon him in all his glory.



So I was just pluggin away at work one day, sometime in the last year, and I stumbled across video of this perfect creature in his natural habitat. Needless to say I was instantly overcome with curiosity. Where did he come from, where was he going, and did he simply say to his hairdresser "Now make my shorts match my drapes"? What kind of streetwise Hercules exudes such confidence, struts with such swagger?
A Barbarian of the trailer park crossing the downriver waists, fierce and unshaken, baring chest and thigh as if to say "I fear nothing for I hold the favor of Krom!"

So lets try and figure this walking enigma out, my mind immediately jumped to two pretty obvious conclusions...





Here's some dirty cut outs (still getting used to GIMP), I do have a short video clip for anyone who wants to make Gifs but someone will have to walk me through posting it here without using my YouTube.

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Basticle
Sep 12, 2011




oh my god

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.

Beergut of Gor

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Bleak Gremlin

I seek the Crystal of Meth

Charles
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom


Toilet Rascal

His legs are pretty white compared to his torso; he needed to work on that.

Glenn Quebec
Oct 30, 2005

That's because our downstream reality reflects an upstream case but I'm going to violate it.

If you press ABBACAB in the start menu you can play as a SEAPATROL guy

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.


Did his pants exploded? What a king!

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

I've got a home for
Bloggers Let's exchange
ideas,stories and photos
with friendly writers
and editors.


Pillbug

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Galaxander
Aug 12, 2009



Fun Shoe

OP pretty much did this already, but let me just finish it up.

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


the fabled American Highlander

the lowlander

realbez
Mar 23, 2005



Fun Shoe


Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely


No man I wanna play Florida Man. Play Rib Kid his move set is almost the same but he throws ribs instead of empties.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

Galaxander posted:

OP pretty much did this already, but let me just finish it up.

Take shoes off of Paul and it's perfect.

Like you got a 9, but you can make it a 10.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014


I like where the thread title is taking me. Gotta good mouthfeel to it.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS


Floss Finder

lmao

Pahilla the Hun
Jul 24, 2007

Bring the jugs.


Charles posted:

His legs are pretty white compared to his torso; he needed to work on that.

that's why he cut his jorts, duh

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Charles
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom


Toilet Rascal

Pahilla the Hun posted:

that's why he cut his jorts, duh

That's what I was saying

itry
Aug 23, 2019







Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

I've got a home for
Bloggers Let's exchange
ideas,stories and photos
with friendly writers
and editors.


Pillbug

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.


dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001



Yall, that is Billy Wayne of House Allen, Same As His Daddy And His Daddy Before, the Wild and Free, King of the Gators, the Rebel Flags, and the Southern Men, Lord of Talla-god-drat-hassee, the Wildest Beast of the Everglades, Love Machine of the Shady Tree Estates Mobile Home Park, Mullet Tosser of the Flora Bama, Drinker of Cases and the Biggest Badass in all of Central Florida

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat


Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON






hahaha

Toughy
Nov 29, 2004

KAVODEL! KAVODEL!




Bravo

finalellipsis
Mar 23, 2008

You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.


Professor Shark posted:

I seek the Crystal of Meth

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


i was driving today and saw a dude like this who looked more like Bill Goldberg

I didn't get a picture

that's my story

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee posted:

i was driving today and saw a dude like this who looked more like Bill Goldberg

I didn't get a picture

that's my story

well as they say, 23 words are worth a thousand pictures

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.

I see this guy:

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Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Spinz posted:

I see this guy:



Oh definitely, he's what Peter Cetera would have become if he had never discovered the Glory of Love.

Alan Smithee posted:

i was driving today and saw a dude like this who looked more like Bill Goldberg

I didn't get a picture

that's my story

Might have been my uncle, was he 5 foot nothing?

Sgt. Politeness fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Apr 29, 2020

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012






lol

yikes!
Jul 5, 2006



Soiled Meat


This is incredible. It's probably my favorite photoshop I've seen on SA

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013




I love this.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

yikes! posted:

This is incredible. It's probably my favorite photoshop I've seen on SA


Aw thanks guys, I tried(not hard enough)

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDSZ_bzudv0

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches


I'm really curious about what Chloe des Lysses' finishing move would be

Galaxander posted:

OP pretty much did this already, but let me just finish it up.


Scabby Road

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SorePotato
Dec 26, 2012





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