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but instead of finding mutants it allows you to find goons. "I can see them all. All of the goons." *vomits*
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That's easy. I'll just glue some wheels to the chair I'm sitting in.
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Apr 28, 2020 22:18
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Its not hard to find goons. They're all in their parent's basements eating cheetos dipped in mountain dew.
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Apr 28, 2020 22:33
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Cerebroatse
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Apr 28, 2020 22:36
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*cumshrooms grow wildly in the cerebro chamber*
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Apr 28, 2020 22:40
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1redflag posted:cerebro  Edit omg it's the real name lol Time to go draw smth 
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Apr 28, 2020 22:43
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You’ll never find me
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Apr 28, 2020 22:47
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Valko posted:That's easy. I'll just glue some wheels to the chair I'm sitting in. dammit you beat me to it.
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Apr 28, 2020 22:49
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Lol miss me with that rampage. 
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Apr 28, 2020 22:50
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:You’ll never find me Oh yeah? Let's see...... OH GOD THAT SHOULDN'T FIT INSIDE A HUMAN ANUS!!!!!
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Apr 28, 2020 22:52
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Literally A Person posted:Oh yeah? Let's see...... It’s me I’m the guy from Butt Boy
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Apr 28, 2020 22:55
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there are so few of them now...
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A stairs detector?
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Apr 28, 2020 23:04
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is there anyway to disable smell on this thing?!?!?!
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Apr 28, 2020 23:07
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oooooo let's say what our mutant power is too  Mine is X-ray smell-o-vision to be drawn to the worst guy in a room. Very handy when hunting down bad guys.
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Apr 28, 2020 23:10
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i have the power to always tell if its gonna be a shart or a fart
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Apr 28, 2020 23:15
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numberoneposter posted:is there anyway to disable smell on this thing?!?!?! While in X-Men cerebro worked by psychic powers, the goon version works by detecting the smells emitted by thousands of goons. Instead of killing the goons it kills the operator.
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Apr 28, 2020 23:15
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My lovely mutant power is to turn greasy cardboard into an indestructable surface. As a result I am always carrying a hot pizza in a bag with me. My costume is a Dominos polo shirt and shorts.
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Apr 28, 2020 23:18
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All we do now is talk about P-Stew. This is morally correct. Did you know he was in loving Frasier?!
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Apr 28, 2020 23:25
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gurney please put the knife down gurney I'm being serious
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Apr 28, 2020 23:28
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My power is to grow a ponytail that doesn't look dated at all. Jelly??? Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Apr 28, 2020 |
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Apr 28, 2020 23:28
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numberoneposter posted:i have the power to always tell if its gonna be a shart or a fart with great power comes great responsibility
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Apr 28, 2020 23:30
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oh but seriously I posted:All we do now is talk about P-Stew. This is morally correct. Yeah, that was actually a good two parter. Stewart has comedic chops that he doesn't get to show off often enough. 
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My power is complete mastery of space, time, energy, and matter in all their forms. I use this power to make grilled cheese sandwiches. I still somehow manage to end up with one side underdone and one side burnt.
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Apr 28, 2020 23:33
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Have you considered flipping the sandwich more often?
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Apr 28, 2020 23:34
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Foreskin Problems posted:Have you considered flipping the sandwich more often? I flip a sandwich once god drat it. I ain’t no chef.
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Apr 28, 2020 23:36
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I flip a sandwich once god drat it. I ain’t no chef. The George Foreman grill works wonders when making a grilled cheese, or any other sort of toasted sandwich.
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Apr 28, 2020 23:44
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*watches everyone staring impatiently while the bus driver comes out of his cabin to fold out the special ramp to let me get on without someone having to do a tippy motion on me*
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Apr 28, 2020 23:45
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I use that malfunctioning mutant creating device on the OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tx_CaXqp9U
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my other power is that all my body hair is actually pubic hair my code name is Rugburn
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What if my mutant power is being able to see all the other mutants and he sees me watching him watching me, and then he realizes that he could have just asked me to do whatever the gently caress it is he's trying to do with his stupid helmet but never considered the fact that my mutant power was neat enough to put on his sexed up super freak team and it makes the Christmas party really awkward.
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Oh, and ANOTHER thing, Professor, since you're watching and all... I can ALSO get a slightly better return rate on aluminum cans when I take them in than "normies" can. You might not consider that a notable power, pal, but I do-where are you going don't unfocus on ME Miste
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Apr 29, 2020 02:16
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A wheelchair?
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oh but seriously I posted:All we do now is talk about P-Stew. This is morally correct. He was trying to gently caress Frasier! numberoneposter posted:i have the power to always tell if its gonna be a shart or a fart Amazing.... Amazing
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Apr 29, 2020 03:39
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Sets phasers to ....NERDS!
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Apr 29, 2020 04:28
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numberoneposter posted:my other power is that all my body hair is actually pubic hair I am part of the sexmen collective. 
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Apr 29, 2020 04:40
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goons lol
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Me, The Redneck X-Men: XAVIER? HIM THAT FELLA WHOSE LEGS DONT WORK SO GOOD?
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Big Beef City posted:What if my mutant power is being able to see all the other mutants and he sees me watching him watching me, and then he realizes that he could have just asked me to do whatever the gently caress it is he's trying to do with his stupid helmet but never considered the fact that my mutant power was neat enough to put on his sexed up super freak team and it makes the Christmas party really awkward. nice try, caliban. but you were permanently disqualified when you abducted a 13 year old girl to the sewers to marry her.
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