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Went to buy some Pedialyte on the advice of a GOON (mafarkin goontips ITT  ). Has more electrolytes that plants need lol. Anyways, I was gonna stock up for the Roni Pandemic but I see this stuff is $6/bottle. My Wallet!!!Now dont get me wrong, Lowtax pays a fair wage for professional shitposting but even I cant afford this luxury. Pedialyte is glucose, potassium and sodium off the top of my head, so it's like Morton's Lite Salt and Kool-Aid. Convenient, yes. But a total f*cking ripoff IMO  Any GOONS have an explanation for this injustice? Share your thoughts, conspiracy theories, and other amusing anecdotes itt  
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babies drink pedialyte are you a baby
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Apr 29, 2020 22:22
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Why would you stockpile baby medicine if you don't have stockpile of sick babies?
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Apr 29, 2020 22:23
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It’s because of ADULTS LIKE YOU who are drinking all the pedialyte and making the JOB MARKET for babies SO lovely right now op. 
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Apr 29, 2020 22:24
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one time a baby drank pedialyte and the baby died
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Apr 29, 2020 22:24
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That's so pediadark
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Apr 29, 2020 22:25
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there are like 1000 different single-serving electrolyte powders you mix with water and arent nearly as marked up in price
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Apr 29, 2020 22:27
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The powdered Pedialyte works out to be a lot cheaper, you just mix it with water yourself. And the fruit punch flavor is delicious!
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Apr 29, 2020 22:28
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You can make your own you just like grind up some Sweet Tarts into a glass of water.
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Apr 29, 2020 22:29
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gary oldmans diary posted:there are like 1000 different single-serving electrolyte powders you mix with water such as *consults ancient tome* ... salt.
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Apr 29, 2020 22:30
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^^ This, Emergen-C is one for example- has more vitamin C than is usable by the human body plus B vitamins. None of the flavors are as tasty as the Pedialyte
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Apr 29, 2020 22:30
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i only drink pink himalayan salt pedialyte and let me tell you, ive never felt so in alignment with the cosmic energies
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Apr 29, 2020 22:31
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If you give a baby pedialyte for free they'll just get addicted to it and lazy that's why you have to make them work for a wage to earn it it's quite simple even the babies know that
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Apr 29, 2020 22:36
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Big Beef City posted:one time a baby drank pedialyte and the baby died hosed up if true
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Apr 29, 2020 22:37
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Big Beef City posted:babies drink pedialyte are you a baby Glad u are here, came across this video the other day. I believe you asked me to record it for you but i dont think I psted it ROFL https://vimeo.com/411981330
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Apr 29, 2020 23:01
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This gave me such an irony overload I caught on actual fire
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Apr 29, 2020 23:02
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You are an adult, just drink brondo
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Glad u are here, came across this video the other day. I believe you asked me to record it for you but i dont think I psted it ROFL I have never felt more pride about anything before this moment
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Apr 29, 2020 23:22
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Apr 29, 2020 23:41
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Big Beef City posted:such as *consults ancient tome* ... salt.
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Apr 30, 2020 00:10
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idiots are using it to battle hangovers OP it drives the price up drink a poweraid with an emergenC in it
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Apr 30, 2020 00:59
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just drink an entire pot of black coffee
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:The powdered Pedialyte works out to be a lot cheaper, you just mix it with water yourself. And the fruit punch flavor is delicious! They're still way loving price inflated. It's like $10 for 6 pouches that make half a bottle each or something dumb. When like every other drink mix on the market is like 10 cents a pouch, It's like a "DO YOU WANT YOUR CHILD TO DIE?!?!?" tax
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Apr 30, 2020 01:01
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It's literally just Gatorade without the sugar, OP
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Apr 30, 2020 01:02
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Glucose, potassium, sodium. Sprinkle some salt and sugar on a banana OP.
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Apr 30, 2020 01:17
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...because only the best for my child  powerade's alot cheaper
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When my one kid got foot and mouth disease, and then we all got it and it was loving awful, I had to get pedialyte for the kids and my mouth sores hurt so bad I drank some for nutrients, it’s so sickly sweet That’s my story
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Apr 30, 2020 01:33
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Soylent is adult pedialyte
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Do it ironically posted:When my one kid got foot and mouth disease, and then we all got it and it was loving awful, I had to get pedialyte for the kids and my mouth sores hurt so bad I drank some for nutrients, it’s so sickly sweet ...are your feet ok
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Big Beef City posted:...are your feet ok Well he had the foot nutrient juice. That's why it's called PEDialyte.
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Big Beef City posted:...are your feet ok I didn’t get sores on my feet but gently caress me I got a ton inside my mouth i don’t recommend, and on kids it’s all over
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Why would you puke buckets and have diarrhea and waking up soaked?
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Do it ironically posted:I didn’t get sores on my feet but gently caress me I got a ton inside my mouth i don’t recommend, and on kids it’s all over
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the strawberry lemonade powerade is really tasty
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They grind up babies and extract the electrolytes from the slurry, and as everyone with kids knows, babies are pretty expensive
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you gotta the generic latin brand man jeez that suero has got what you need
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Pedialyte is a waste of money. Sorry you found out the hard way.
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coconut water works and i like the way it tastes but regular water is pretty cheap
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May 2, 2020 18:31
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fuckin' drink some powerade, poo poo.
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Doppelganger posted:Pediatric RN friend told me you can soothe HFM oral sores by mixing 30ml maalox with 5ml benadryl and just kinda swab it on them with your fingertip. Well hopefully I’ll never get it again but I’ll put this nugget away in the back of my head
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