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Don't you think it was irresponsible for them to have sex while he was infected with the virus? Now the baby will be born with ARDS. As heir to the throne he should set a little bit better example.
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Being British is a sexually transmitted disease. The poor babby
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Apr 30, 2020 03:07
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Two week gestation period? Sure why not.
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Apr 30, 2020 03:10
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You’re overreacting, it’ll be 20+ years before the child gestates into a Deep One.
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Apr 30, 2020 03:40
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Gross
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Apr 30, 2020 03:43
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Being the royal covid baby is a great way to get yourself in the news and start your political career early.
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Apr 30, 2020 03:45
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Being born British is a big enough disability. Geesh
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Apr 30, 2020 03:47
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She squatted over a patch of sphagnum moss and released a gelatinous orb from 'twain her ridged cartilaginous posterior fold.
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Apr 30, 2020 03:53
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The_Continental posted:She squatted over a patch of sphagnum moss and released a gelatinous orb from 'twain her ridged cartilaginous posterior fold. I think there is a good chance that this sentence has never been typed out before.
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Apr 30, 2020 04:01
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poor kid is gonna have hair like Gintoki Sakata
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Apr 30, 2020 04:10
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one funny thing about boris johnson is that he refuses to say how many children he even has. i don't think he knows.
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Apr 30, 2020 04:11
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:one funny thing about boris johnson is that he refuses to say how many children he even has. i don't think he knows. I dont think he knows a lot of things
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Apr 30, 2020 04:14
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:one funny thing about boris johnson is that he refuses to say how many children he even has. i don't think he knows. How could women resist having this man creampie their crumpet? 
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Apr 30, 2020 04:16
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Barudak posted:I dont think he knows a lot of things He certainly doesn't know this.
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Apr 30, 2020 04:16
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Is England like America in the 1940s and 50s where they thought fat people were strong?
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Apr 30, 2020 04:20
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Boris Johnson fucks
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Apr 30, 2020 05:41
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Stay safe Paedo Party baby
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Apr 30, 2020 06:27
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In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
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Apr 30, 2020 11:43
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The_Continental posted:Is England like America in the 1940s and 50s where they thought fat people were strong? We all eat bacon and sausage sandwiches for breakfast every day and consider drinking 4 pints of beer to be "a quiet one" so thats why we all look like that.
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Apr 30, 2020 14:23
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I'm honestly surprised Boris Johnson's wife had sex with him.
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Apr 30, 2020 14:47
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Boris not knowing or caring how many kids he's had should have disqualified him from leadership positions in general but apparently people found his cheating and dismal parenting charming. Like I don't even care about people's personal lives as long as they do a good job, but when you reach seven kids by three+ different people you all cheated on maybe you got a few issues that are going to trouble your workplace. (And of course, the prerequisite is he has to do a good job first).
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Apr 30, 2020 14:52
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Chrs posted:We all eat bacon and sausage sandwiches for breakfast every day and consider drinking 4 pints of beer to be "a quiet one" so thats why we all look like that. Honesty and integrity. All in a single post.
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Apr 30, 2020 14:58
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evilmiera posted:Boris not knowing or caring how many kids he's had should have disqualified him from leadership positions in general but apparently people found his cheating and dismal parenting charming. wait lol the comment about him not knowing how may kids he has isn’t a joke?? Help a poor American out here, knowing that other leaders are just as mush brained as ours would be a great comfort.
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Captain Beans posted:wait lol the comment about him not knowing how may kids he has isn’t a joke?? He has a history of shagging his employees, or shagging women and then employing them. He's got at least 6 kids to 3 different women, and there have been 2 reported terminated pregnancies as a result of his multiple affairs. Dell_Zincht fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Apr 30, 2020 |
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Apr 30, 2020 16:21
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Captain Beans posted:wait lol the comment about him not knowing how may kids he has isn’t a joke?? Lol yeah he’s famous for loving everyone and having a bunch of kids he doesn’t acknowledge. He’s basically Mayor Quimby. Even his Wikipedia page lists the amount of children he has as “at least 6” Chrs fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Apr 30, 2020 |
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Apr 30, 2020 20:23
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Apr 30, 2020 22:01
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Didn't he have sex with a pig on live TV once?
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Apr 30, 2020 22:02
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Captain Beans posted:wait lol the comment about him not knowing how may kids he has isn’t a joke?? Dude, the world is surrounded by terrible leaders. Erdogan, Bojo, Trump, Abe, The Hungarian PM, the Polish PM. It's real ugly
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Apr 30, 2020 22:03
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numberoneposter posted:Didn't he have sex with a pig on live TV once? No that was the other English guy
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Apr 30, 2020 22:06
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Having kids when you're older is a privilege only for rich people, because you pay for a live in nanny, a night nurse, etc. I had kids in the early 30s and it was hard enough I couldn't imagine having a kid at 55 years old and having to raise it
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Apr 30, 2020 22:08
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But Bojo did not, in fact, gently caress. Some say the baby was conceived by the coronavirus itself, and is the child spoken of in prophecy.
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Do it ironically posted:Having kids when you're older is a privilege only for rich people, because you pay for a live in nanny, a night nurse, etc. I had kids in the early 30s and it was hard enough I couldn't imagine having a kid at 55 years old and having to raise it drat you had kids 90 years ago how'd that work out?
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numberoneposter posted:Didn't he have sex with a pig on live TV once? Nah that was this guy  Although Boris probably did the same thing himself, what happens at Oxford stays at Oxford. e: Also worth noting it wasn't an entire pig he stuck his dick in, just the severed head. Decide for yourself weather that's better or worse. a glitch fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Apr 30, 2020 |
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Apr 30, 2020 22:29
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Ok’ Maggie efficiently had twins to save the NHS from having to pay for two births. Always looking after the British taxpayer.
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Apr 30, 2020 22:31
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lol how is the united kingdom a real country????
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Apr 30, 2020 22:36
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QuoProQuid posted:lol how is the united kingdom a real country???? It's kind of how the U.S.S. Constitution is technically still a Navy ship. 
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Apr 30, 2020 22:50
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I'm honestly surprised Boris Johnson's wife had sex with him. Well she was his mistress at the time. His actual wife was suffering from cancer when he dumped her.
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Apr 30, 2020 23:17
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JK Fresco posted:It's kind of how the U.S.S. Constitution is technically still a Navy ship. So that's what they're always going on about. I thought it'd be smaller
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Apr 30, 2020 23:41
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boris in classic conservative politician style abandoned his cancer ridden wife to look after the kids to gently caress someone 20 years younger
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Jose posted:boris in classic conservative politician style abandoned his cancer ridden wife to look after the kids to gently caress someone 20 years younger Just a reminder that British conservative is American liberal so when Senator Edwards abandoned his dying, cancer suffering wife for his sidepiece, it's the same political style.
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