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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
The Official BYOB Video Game is still in pre-development. The studio is waiting for next generation consoles to make VR more accessible.

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Rocket Baby Dolls

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
  • There are now fifteen "Final" Fantasy games. The developers are really starting to take the piss.

Heather Papps

hello friend


  • need to use the bathroom? don't worry, many games ship with a "pause" mechanic!



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FutonForensic

  • in the game Super Mario Bros., the clouds and the bushes look the same. and so do my ex-wives. and my kids. and all you people *hic* all you people look the shame


nut

the middle part of the n64 controller is not the 'beef", the "weiner", or the "schlong" please stop writing us e-mails

Malcolm Excellent

Duke Nukem 3D wasn't actually 3D. It was 2.5D

take the moon

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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

  • There are now fifteen "Final" Fantasy games. The developers are really starting to take the piss.

despite the title people continued to daydream erotically about their acquaintances for years to come

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FutonForensic

did you know that all games are actually easy and you're the only one who struggles with them?


Pahilla the Hun

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FutonForensic posted:

did you know that all games are actually easy and you're the only one who struggles with them?

i think this all the time :smith:


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FutonForensic

  • in the game Bejeweled, you don't have to match any gems. you can just walk away. no one is making you do this


Finger Prince


FutonForensic posted:

  • in the game Bejeweled, you don't have to match any gems. you can just walk away. no one is making you do this

That's how I play it.

Pahilla the Hun

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  • NFL Blitz creators at Midway vehemently deny the rumor that Adolf Hitler was ever a secret, unlockable player despite this never having been an actual rumor.


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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Pahilla the Hun posted:

  • NFL Blitz creators at Midway vehemently deny the rumor that Adolf Hitler was ever a secret, unlockable player despite this never having been an actual rumor.

hahaha

vanisher

- The term 'video games' is Copyright protected by Steve Video

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

vanisher posted:

[*]The term 'video games' is Copyright protected by Steve Video

Steve Video is currently serving 2 consecutive life sentences for his part in the plot to kill Steve Radio

vanisher

- Steve planted the original video game in 1982 which continues to give us new video games to this very day

dthrone
  • In The Godfather: Blackhand Edition for Nintendo Wii, you can kill an endless supply of homeless people in the train yard in Hell's Kitchen. This is the canon ending to The Godfather: Part 3.

vanisher

-if you kept your original copy of "boy and his blob" for the NES and you pop it open with a screwdriver you'll find three katchup flavored jelly beans inside

Rocket Baby Dolls

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
  • Space Invaders was based on true events. Blessed be our glorious Martian leaders!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Rush'n Attack was rental only. Nobody was allowed to own it





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Escape From Noise

  • Despite it's name the arcade series Metal Slug does not center around the garden variety cephalopod, but instead its close cousin, a snail.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Malcolm Excellent posted:

Duke Nukem 3D wasn't actually 3D. It was 2.5D

Oh dang. That's a real-rear end fact

vanisher

- after obtaining the fast blue bike in Road Rash 1 for sega genesis, the game will throw the dreaded "oil slick then road block with jump" at you so you have a forced game over



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Pahilla the Hun

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  • You can play Super Mario Run on your phone and smoke a cigarette at the same time.


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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Super Mario Run was developed by Hopi Indians over the course of two days.

High on the hog, 90's style.

Heather Papps

hello friend


  • it's your little brothers turn to play nintendo



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vanisher

Heather Papps posted:

  • it's your little brothers turn to play nintendo

false, mom, as you can see Mario didn't die like a little bitch trying to save his Yoshi on the previous level, and is therefore still alive and will continue to play



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alnilam

Heather Papps posted:

  • it's your little brothers turn to play nintendo



vanisher posted:

false, mom, as you can see Mario didn't die like a little bitch trying to save his Yoshi on the previous level, and is therefore still alive and will continue to play

lmao

Rocket Baby Dolls

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
  • Half-Life 3 was delayed in 2012 because of Family Guy: Back To The Multiverse. HL3 was close to completion, but it was so similar to the gameplay of FG:BTTM they were worried about claims of ripping the developers off.
  • Valve decided to scrap the original design for HL3 and work on a new one which was nearing completion in 2018. They were working on a fully online action-RPG without most of the staples you'd normally see in an RPG game. For some reason, they changed their mind and have gone back to the drawing board again.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Chewing nicotine gum while playing video games won't make you look as cool as smoking a cigarette would but is probably way healthier for you.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
the only way to win a counterstrike match is to snort two (2) lines of adderall. When the esports coalition calls you out for cheating, just tell them to "get gud". It is the gamer equivalent of diplomatic immunity and they cannot do anything about it, so suck it, dweebs!



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Video Gamez Fun FactZ: The only winning move is not to play.

High on the hog, 90's style.

Escape From Noise

Lana Del Rey Voice: Fun facts for video gamesssssss

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Star Wars Clone Wars Beach Volleyball for the original Xbox has Marvel superhero "Punisher" as a secret character

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

bowser may be a turtle, but he is also a king, which makes him a more than formidable foe to the mario bros. what ultimately spells his demise is his inability to show love

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

magic cactus posted:

the only way to win a counterstrike match is to snort two (2) lines of adderall. When the esports coalition calls you out for cheating, just tell them to "get gud". It is the gamer equivalent of diplomatic immunity and they cannot do anything about it, so suck it, dweebs!

You have to hold up the prescription where your doctor wrote "Don't insulfate this! I'm warning you!!" on the directions so opponents know you are a real rebel and not just ill.

Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Lana Del Rey Voice: Fun facts for video gamesssssss

  • in "Lana Del Rey's Summertime Sadness VR adventure" make sure to grab avocados for extra whisper-energy!



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Pahilla the Hun

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  • When engaging in online gaming, you don't have to be the fastest or the best. You have to yell the loudest.


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no broccoli please

no broccoli please you are nice here is a Nathaniel Hawthorne avatar
In other Counterstrike news, when you play as the bad guys it's just Strike.

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dthrone
Master Chief returns in Halo 2: Cortana Clappin' rear end, the uncensored follow-up to the cult classic Microsoft original.

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