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spider-man, spider-man terrible neighbour, spider-man webs my dog, makes me sad calls the cops on my dad please move out of here spider-man spider-man, spider-man entitled shopper spider-man asks for the manager on the spot leaves a tip - haha, NOT! karen learned from you, spider-man at the cul-de-sac he will ruin your day leave your grass too long? he'll call the HOA! spider-man, spider-man pick up your dog poop, spider-man double-parks, thinks he's cool lets his kids in your backyard pool the jerk! go away, spider-man
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More like unfriendly neighbourhood spiderman |
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May 1, 2020 02:24
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Spiderman (with a nice old man in a headlock): Come ON, Green Goblin! Take his loving wallet! |
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May 1, 2020 02:27
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Doctor Octopus: "What the gently caress, Parker! She's your AUNT!" |
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May 1, 2020 02:28
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peter: so.... if my professor turns into a rampaging man-lizard do i get an automatic a for the semester?
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May 1, 2020 02:36
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I want news about my cruise Will it survive my flus? Missing out notbe easy Blame it on idiocracy Zeluth fucked around with this message at 03:27 on May 1, 2020 ---------------- |
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May 1, 2020 03:01
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spider-man, spider-man minecraft griefer, spider-man mines my ores, all the time writes the f word, on my signs
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May 1, 2020 03:23
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Earth 52 version: https://www.mid-day.com/articles/coronavirus-outbreak-man-dresses-up-as-spiderman-to-supply-groceries-and-essentials-to-neighbours/22743236 |
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May 1, 2020 04:38
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spider man secretly fills mary janes exhaust pipe with webbing so that she has to rely on him for rides to and from work
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May 1, 2020 04:42
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following a messy break up with mary jane spider man patronizes a local artist to install a massive 600 statue of a middle finger facing her window
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May 1, 2020 04:47
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Spiderman (with a nice old man in a headlock): Come ON, Green Goblin! Take his loving wallet! lmao |
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| evil Spiderman is funny but I like the idea of a regular heroic spiderman who does all the hero stuff but is just the most absent-minded airheaded neighbor without realizing it. I think that's an archetype that comics have yet to explore. Like an inverse anti-hero. | |
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May 1, 2020 05:55
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The Clowner posted:evil Spiderman is funny but I like the idea of a regular heroic spiderman who does all the hero stuff but is just the most absent-minded airheaded neighbor without realizing it. I think that's an archetype that comics have yet to explore. Like an inverse anti-hero. Spider-man, Spider-man Oversprays from his Round-Up can Now your phlox start to droop That poo poo gives you cancer, dude! Come on, learn to weed, Spider-man! |
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May 1, 2020 18:49
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Spider-man, Spider-man Can't street park his minivan It's two feet from the curb My mail can't be delivered 'Cause you pulled up too far, Spider-man! |
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May 1, 2020 18:57
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spider-man, spider-man gentrification is his plan shut down the art co-op now it's a frozen yogurt shop you have no culture, spider-man
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May 1, 2020 20:04
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google THIS posted:Spider-man, Spider-man 
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May 1, 2020 20:23
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spider-man spider-man crotchety xenophobe spider-man says his neighbor built a bomb all because—he practices islam "america first!" cries spider-man!
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May 1, 2020 20:37
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Spider-man, Spider-man Still throws parties every weekend Shelter-in-place he ignores Takes his mask off at the store Look out, he will not social distance 'Cause he is inconsiderate That rear end in a top hat Spider-maaaaaaaaan! |
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May 1, 2020 21:03
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Made the deal with Mephisto to make his marriage to Mary Jane go away so that he wouldn't have to pay alimony |
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May 1, 2020 21:15
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Spider Man! Spider Man! Never brings in his garbage cans Leaves them on the curbside As they fester and cause flies |
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May 1, 2020 21:20
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| there's no time to go to the bathroom when you're busy fighting crime. that's why Spider-Man takes his shits on the tip of the empire State building. everybody can see a little weird dot on that classic skyline, they know something's up but... who's gonna check? no harm, no foul, that's the webslinger's motto | |
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May 1, 2020 21:48
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spider-man spider-man lets his terrier poo poo wherever man
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j Jonah jameson spends another angry evening crumpling up and burning a stack of polaroids of Peter Parker’s buttcrack labelled “spiderman proof”
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May 2, 2020 01:15
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spider-man won't stop trying to give me annoying life advice through the fence anytime im in the back yard. and the most obnoxious part is that he ALWAYS takes care to position himself such that the lower half of his face is obscured by the fence. you already wear a mask spider-man, what else could you possibly be hiding?
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May 2, 2020 01:22
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man Jumped out the window with his dick in his hand Said “hey motherfuckers I’m a hell of a man” Look out, that web didn’t come from his hand... You got poo poo on by Spider-Man! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:spider-man won't stop trying to give me annoying life advice through the fence anytime im in the back yard. and the most obnoxious part is that he ALWAYS takes care to position himself such that the lower half of his face is obscured by the fence. He's naked except for the mask |
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NextDoor>A Certain Resident Not going to name names but is anyone else sick of the street being trashed by unlikely monsters with tragic backstories? The lamp posts torn up by the guy with metal tentacles are still not replaced and I have a dent in the roof of my car from the dipshit with the creepy mask and flying surfboard thing going too low. Not to mention how downmarket all the leftover strands of web makes the place look... Neighbour I Won't Name, STOP BRINGING YOUR WORK HOME WITH YOU!!!!
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spider-man spider-man lovely roommate spiderman just soaks his pans, doesn't wash leaves chunks of web, doesn't flush
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Spiderman on the corner selling his used webbing for toilet paper or face masks, your choice because he just doesn't care |
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Spiderman on a rooftop lighting the Bat Signal yelling out "DC SUCKS! MARVEL'S BETTER!" |
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Spiderman, Spiderman Just gonna keep saying "Spiderman" Spiderman, Spiderman I hope I sound like I don't give a drat Spiderman Spiderman Spiderman Spider Man passes out in a drunken stupor |
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spiderman: drives right on past a stopped schoolbus normalman: stops at the bus and waits until it begins moving before continuing on Don't be like Spiderman. Be like Normalman. |
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Spiderman throwing a loud house party on a weeknight. Come on, man! My kids have school and I have work tomorrow! |
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Spider-man listens to his neighbors explain how they care for their child with special needs and says "Wow, you guys are amazing. I could never do that." |
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google THIS posted:Spider-man listens to his neighbors explain how they care for their child with special needs and says "Wow, you guys are amazing. I could never do that." Spider-man at the monthly Home Owner's Association meeting loudly complaining about whether or not "that deaf kid ever finally grew up and can we get rid of the drat sign finally please?". It's ok though because the sign language interpreter is calling him an rear end in a top hat right to his face but he's just that drat oblivious |
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May 2, 2020 20:02
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His reaction is similar to his other neighbors who are fostering a non-white child. |
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Constantly snatching beers out of the cooler at barbecues with his web power but I've never seen him bring anything |
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Gets all up in your face about how many spiders you kill all like "statistically you just killed 105 spiders" Just whatever man I need to mow my lawn occaionally |
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Called the HOA on the Williams family because their lawn was overgrown, while Mrs. Williams was in the hospital dealing with a major health scare.
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