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Infinitum posted:If you like boardgames the Frosthaven Kickstarter is closing in about 90min dang, thirty extra bucks because i didn't see this post earlier??? 2rich4myblood but maybe i can trick a coworker into buying it
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May 1, 2020 22:31
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Relax Or DIE posted:yeah Storywise there should probably be a variety of sovereign nations all competing and cooperating as it suits their interests and goals over time. The alliance is supposed to have different kingdoms under it, but lately they all just bow to Anduin as Super Mega King Forever. If someone sat down and really lored out the realistic likely political interests and divisions of the various peoples and groups within them on the planet and a bit beyond... they could make one of those Europa Euniversalis type games with all the intimidating maps and menus and charts.
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May 12, 2020 19:58
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stev posted:If an open world game can keep me playing for 30 hours it's top tier. Hell 15 hours is pretty impressive. Any game that doesn't go into 100+ hours is kind of a miserable failure. Fallout 4 is probably one of the worst ways a human could spend their time on Earth but at least it takes a cool hundo
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May 12, 2020 20:03
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stev posted:I was really expecting the big ending of Battle of Azeroth be some sort of lasting peace or a merging of the factions - or the factions dividing into their own groups like you said. What would really change? You can go to Stormwind as a troll and group with some different looking races to usual. You can still have world PvP - just say you can be aligned to a die hard sect who refuses to let the war die, or say it's combat training or some poo poo. World PvP would be easy if they set us several nations, like, Elves could be fighting anyone who chops trees again, could have an undead nation that's pro-unlife and seeks to spread it diplomatically. Church of the Light would probably do a Vatican City-state kind of thing. Shamans and Druids seem like they'd make a couple hardy earth refuges and just keep everyone else the gently caress away from loving up nature more. There's a ton of ways to skin this cat but they'll probably just add a cat race before ever bothering. Macaluso posted:As someone who loved Witcher 3 and AC Odyssee: lmao huh??? I don't beleive people actually play those offbrand prince of persia games, they're like the toys on the ground at "Big Lots!". they make a bunch of em and presumably someone is buying them but come on. Witcher 3 is over 100 hours, at least for me, a person who still never even finished it. There's a ton of pointless filler, irritatingly blended in with filler that is actually rewarding and fun.
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May 12, 2020 20:24
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if a game was actually Good, movement itself would be so satisfying that it is fun to do for its own sake.
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May 12, 2020 20:27
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you dont bitch about having to walk from portrait to portrait in super mario 64 bc it is fun af to walk around and poo poo wa wah wahoo
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May 12, 2020 20:28
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Macaluso posted:I actually prefer world maps like Mario 3, SMW and 3D World Sure, I love them too but those world maps would still be fun if you got to run around them with the normal movement physics because those are themselves just Fun and Good.
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May 12, 2020 22:31
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troz imo
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May 13, 2020 00:59
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Gripweed posted:There's hope for us all I love when people read Revelations are like "oh man, this snake cup the angels are pouring out obviously means Israel will invent a cure for world hunger but Russia will invade them and install the new antichrist as winner of the silvagunna king for a day tournament... Did any of y'all grow up BAC enough to read the Left Behind series of books? The best part of the books is when this jewish guy who still doesn't really believe in god, but he invented like the superplants that grow in poo poo deserts or whatever because god is blessing him or some poo poo. Anyway, at one point he makes this non-metal blade that is so thin and sharp the antichrist's security team doesn't catch it. I don't think he even ends up killing anyone with it, but I'll never forget this weird subplot about making this magic wooden nearly-invisible sword to assassinate the anti-christ. Does'nt work, the Antichrist is straight up a really, really good guy according to the authors. They kept wanting him to be this evil guy but he demonstrably improved the world, by their own accounts, the world was only improved by the sudden mass exodus of Christians. At least until Jesus shows back up to gently caress poo poo up, but I lost interest in the last book. They somehow made the second coming of christ boring.
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May 13, 2020 16:26
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Comrade Fakename posted:Digital Foundry already have an article up: chances any of this ever get used in a game or perform as advertised? because i think the gamecube and original xbox had tech demos like this that were just as impressive but likewise never really manifest itself in an appreciable way
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May 13, 2020 16:46
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I'll believe it if it ever happens. Every console gen has come with promises of amazing graphical leaps but the best 2020 game is only marginally more advanced than gamecube graphics
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May 13, 2020 16:48
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Harrow posted:For reference, here's an Unreal Engine 4 tech demo from 2012 if you want to compare it to how actual UE4 games look: well here's my report on how games look in 2017 so: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uhHW0KdVDk
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May 13, 2020 16:54
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honestly i've been playing videogames so long I don't even see the graphics anymore. I can just read the images and sort of tell exactly what it is supposed to be. All I see is blonde, bowsette, redhead, megamelons...
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May 13, 2020 17:17
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where is fourth dimension, i cant see it
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May 13, 2020 17:19
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lol yeah let me just play this game about being a really mean bad person, no thanks animal crossing has kind of put all other videogames to shame, i cant imagine bothering with lesser games ever again
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May 13, 2020 17:49
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I don't even want to play GTA. Make a GTA where I can do the whole game without being a murderman and only commit victimless crimes against capitalism like downloading-sharing or mailing anthrax to CEOs
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May 13, 2020 18:08
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haveblue posted:Watchdogs 2. Lots of computer crimes and hacker mischief, less murder rampages and almost no missions that specifically require one. I feel like there's a reason i don't buy ubisoft products but gamer morals begin and end with a game they feel like playing. goblin week posted:I also can't imagine a game lesser than animal crossing I also don't waste time thinking of all the other pathetic videogames made, would just make me sad
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May 13, 2020 19:19
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one step test to tell if your game sucks rear end: do they make you shoot a gun? then the game sucks because it is just a murder simulator for idiots and teens
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May 13, 2020 20:21
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stev posted:What if the gun shoots ink and you're a kid now then a squid now? kids with guns?! who made this, AMERICAN MCGEE
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May 13, 2020 20:44
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of the many worst things about American McGee, that he didn't lean into his name by becoming a developer known for his over-the-top patriotic parody games is the worst.
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May 13, 2020 20:45
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i missed tea chat but none of y'all ever expressed whether you wanted sweet or unsweet tea so which is it?
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May 14, 2020 00:12
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when people from europe try to sneer at american food i just remember this euro staple meal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y--i9lNqLjM
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May 14, 2020 00:21
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I've got nothing against artificial sweeteners but they should have another name, like nickelodeon gak acid, robot's leaky dick gel, battery acidifier, antifreezener, or axe body spray concentrate. I'm no tasteologist but "sweet" means something that splendango and company are obviously not interested in pursuing. Sweet/Umumami/Salt/Sour/Bitter/Industrial-Cleaner. Give that last group its own group, stop stuffing it in with sugar.
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May 14, 2020 00:27
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what was the chao garden hub called? entering that place was the ultimate "you're about to have a really good time" moment
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May 14, 2020 00:29
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homeless snail posted:la croix tastes like fish oil, i just drink kroger brand ??? i even buy unflavored la croix sometimes, there aint no fish taste i do buy cheaper brands if they got em because the whole deal is a ripoff but it feels good man
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May 14, 2020 04:18
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fighting game communities and fighting sport communities are both sacks of spoiled taters
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May 14, 2020 06:07
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You shouldn't have to hack in GTO, you should just do the controller cheat codes to spawn money and guns and cars. VideoGames posted:Lady VG just found Julian on a deserted island in animal crossing and told me that apparently he is quite the desirable villager. She looks very happy about it so that is cool because she was bummed out that Octavian the octopus just moved out. He's the unicorn of all animal crossing villagers!
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May 14, 2020 18:09
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Ometeotl posted:UE5 is pretty significant, dude yeah right, better gamecube graphics wow its looks like im right there with shrek in the movie
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May 14, 2020 19:21
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see this generic handsome white guy? well guess what, now he has even more gooder graphics and you can still tell its a generic white guy. what can you do with him? same exact thing as before, but look, everything still looks like what it is supposed to, you know, like it did before.
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May 14, 2020 19:23
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Stux posted:ue5 looks great and has some really really good qol changes for artists that will result in way less time spent messing around retooling assets 500 times for different platforms and LOD distances as well as dealing with lighting workflows thats great news, they can fire all of these artists so much faster now
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May 14, 2020 19:33
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i just played one of the girls until we unlocked the joke characters
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May 15, 2020 18:47
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Relax Or DIE posted:folks help me get #noggate trending so we can right this wrong i like try and bite the shell off the milky way so I'm left with a pure bar of sticky noggate and caramel
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May 15, 2020 22:20
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Cowcaster posted:nog is for the wintertime it's midway through spring right now eh, you know what they say. it's always winter somewheres
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May 15, 2020 22:27
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are you one of the heels or heros of this thread?
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May 15, 2020 23:19
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Stux posted:how do people think anticheat can work effectively without ring 0 access very serious question i never saw the prequel, is it any good?
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May 16, 2020 01:41
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what do you have, linux? linus sold out to the cia back in the 90s so good luck with your government black ops surveillance os
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May 16, 2020 01:54
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the agent in charge of reading stux activity gets so pissed off when zelda comes up bc hes not allowed to say anything
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May 16, 2020 01:55
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cheating is a human right, if anything, anti-cheats should be illegal
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Looper posted:cheating in single player games is great, cheating in multiplayer where someone can break your game isn't very fun usually other people having rights is often not fun but idk seems like the right thing to do anyway
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