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Haha ok but seriously what should we do about the entrenched Bowsetteers
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Join them 106 13.23%
Convince them to move on, to Melinda Megamelons 39 4.87%
Abstain 16 2.00%
28 3.50%
14 1.75%
32 4.00%
429 53.56%
Flame grenadegg 112 13.98%
10 1.25%
15 1.87%
Total: 801 votes
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Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
I just watched a video about early access Postal 4 and they have:
-Billboards referencing Joe Exotic
-NPCs wearing masks
-A bidet business hiding toilet paper in a back room

Now, this game probably won't be finished before 2022, and it's kinda fascinating to see that those lame, dated references in games actually get added when they are topical during development!

Also Jon St. John is voicing the Postal Dude, but :shrug:

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Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
I want a Duke Nukem game where you take the role of an agency that only exists to make sure Duke keeps killing alien invaders. You hire actors/actresses to stroke his ego, keep him from finding out that no one likes him, and drop weapons, health packs and interactables on the battlefield to steer the AI controlled Duke in the right direction and keep him entertained.

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
Sorry, but until those animes are able to make thumbnail-faces and learn to excessively use the word "INSANE", they have to chance to take over!

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth

ErrEff posted:

Animes can do anything.

Oh yeah? Make it pucker it's lips and wrinkle the nose :smug:

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
The Guild 3, which had some troubled development, has some amazing bugs/patch notes. Almost three years in early access, with a beginning state that made the publisher go "Yo, what the gently caress?" and move the project to another developer, I'm not sure if it will ever be good. But I love the patch notes.
Here I have collected some of my favourites, from old to new:



quote:

- NPCs should no longer riot a castle;
- Employees that have been caught pickpocketing were starting to pickpocket themselves afterwards. That shouldn’t happen anymore.
- Fixed a bug that turned characters invisible when their houses had been burned down.
- Fixed a bug that prevented guards from dying of old age.
- Fixed a bug that caused the game to crash when a game was saved and loaded while sending a female character on a long distance travel. Yes, it is as weird as it sounds.
- Fixed a bug that caused cheering crowds to not dissolve anymore.
- Fixed a bug that caused characters fall through bridges after a trial scene ended.
- Fixed a bug that caused the game to “think” that the right mouse button is permanently pressed. This lead to weird selection behavior. That should be resolved now.
- Fixed a bug that caused a character to instantly die when they are sent on a trip overseas from Paris.
- Fixed a bug that caused guards to attack the character who defends themselves instead of the character who did something illegal.
- Fixed a crash bug which occurred when the budget book was opened for too long.
- Fixed a bug that caused children to fight.
- Fixed a bug that caused the castle of the sovereign to collapse after a certain amount of time.
- Fixed a bug that caused the game to crash upon a relationship change.
- Fixed a bug that caused the game to generate only characters with the same age in social group (e.g. poor villagers).
- Fixed a bug that caused the game to allow multiple pregnancies for one character simultaneously.
- Fixed a bug that allowed children to buy and consume alcohol.
- Fixed a bug that caused the AI to not stop the “sleep” action when their building has been destroyed.
- Fixed a bug that caused the accused to cover one of the judges in the trial scene.
- Fixed a bug that caused the death animation of children to endlessly loop.
- Fixed a bug that caused the game to ignore every second click on the inventory button in the production UI.
- Fixed a bug that caused the game to duplicate a kidnapped character whereas its twin was remaining idle on the street.
- Fixed a bug that allowed couples to produce offspring in any building (churches, wells, etc.). Oh my!
- Fixed a bug that caused guards to slide smoothly away after another character used the break bones action on them.
- Fixed a bug that allowed the partner to exit the building while executing the “produce offspring” action.
- Fixed a bug that caused executions not being … executed … correctly and thus leading to a traffic jam of to-be-executed poor souls.
- Fixed a bug that caused kidnapped characters to go to prison with their kidnapper.

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth

haveblue posted:

Crap, I forgot this was happening. Came in at the tail end of VTM, what else did I miss?

Giger porn

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faxv5UQrmOo

Now THAT'S my kind of horny

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
I wanna vtube as the drippy wall dick from Scorn

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
A countdown to a countdown, truly a real celebration of modern gaming

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
UE5 reminded me of UNLIMITED DETAIL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00gAbgBu8R4

Apparently they now run an AR game center but pretend that it's holodecks?

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
Since it's launch I kept hearing how GTA Online is a loving mess on PC, hackers just clowning on everything, even causing bans by putting cheated money into other peoples accounts. I wonder how bad it's gonna be now with that Epic giveaway.

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
I eat shitshows up like spaghetti but I'm unable to parse this one

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
Did someone sign a contract while drunk?

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
It's not even a real exclusive. It will still be on steam. And it says it won't be on PS4 and Xbox ONE, but what about PS5 and Xbox SEX? Maybe they actually grifted Google big time.

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth

Jay Rust posted:

Fun conversation prompt, about video games:
What are the worst noob traps in vgs?

Using available free-form character building and making a hybrid instead of something specialized, ultimately ending up way too weak for the games content.

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Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth

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