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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

I tell you the truth: one of you chumps will betray me


WhyteRyce posted:

Like two hours in a very controlled and globally visible situation with reasonable assurances? Or like two hours at some place and getting disappeared for crimes against the state?

you have to cheer on dear leader while he dunks assisted by a series of pulleys and levers

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



Salvor_Hardin posted:

There's literally no way to properly frame the proposition to account for the disparity in wealth between one of us and Michael Jordan.

A more apt analogy to us is if you'd go work in Saudi Arabia for a year or whatever for stupid amounts of regular person money

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


Algund Eenboom posted:

You do realize they have tours and everything right

Pretty sure the Dear Leader isn't hyper-obsessed with random tourists like he is with the Chicago Bulls and MJ.

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012


How much do you think Rodman got paid to hang out with the Kim family?

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

I tell you the truth: one of you chumps will betray me


Shrimp or Shrimps posted:

How much do you think Rodman got paid to hang out with the Kim family?

six hundred american dollars. that's my bet.

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014



Shrimp or Shrimps posted:

How much do you think Rodman got paid to hang out with the Kim family?

He did it for the memories, as would I

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?



How much did Rod the Bod cost?!

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!



iím glad the nba isnít reprehensible enough to take 100k tests from strapped state governments just to turn a profit

letís see how this post ages

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

chunkles posted:

you have to cheer on dear leader while he dunks assisted by a series of pulleys and levers

We watched a guy dunk on a chair for free

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


https://twitter.com/inpredict/statu...8578568197?s=19

verbal enema
May 23, 2009



what

Katana_Warrior
Dec 25, 2009




essentially, draymond shoots like he's wearing a backpack

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



i would like to see one of those for shawn marion, mkg, and brief new york knicks summerleague player john shurna

verbal enema
May 23, 2009



Katana_Warrior posted:

essentially, draymond shoots like he's wearing a backpack

i see it now and yeah he do

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

Coming in the club with that fresh shit on with something crazy on my arm


Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zkynrNddCk#t=68s

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming


Better late than never I guess

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

I been ballin' so damn hard I swear I think that I'm Coby


https://twitter.com/Stacey21King/st...001806720360449

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!


R.D. Mangles posted:

i would like to see one of those for shawn marion, mkg, and brief new york knicks summerleague player john shurna

which was uglier: john shurnaís jumper or his goofy white face

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


https://twitter.com/rexchapman/stat...3733322752?s=21

Edit: wtf he deleted it between me seeing it and coming here to post it. It was this:


https://youtu.be/caNVWoHLejE

Bobby Digital fucked around with this message at 21:55 on May 3, 2020

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003



Damian Lillard's cousin and personal chef, Brandon Johnson, passes away
https://sports.yahoo.com/damian-lil...-215936640.html

Isiah Thomas ranks Michael Jordan as the fourth-best player he ever faced
https://sports.yahoo.com/isiah-thom...-213947721.html


Declan MacManus posted:

iím glad the nba isnít reprehensible enough to take 100k tests from strapped state governments just to turn a profit

letís see how this post ages

The other issue that isn't getting enough coverage is that many of the tests are actually not even accurate. A significant number of false positives and false negatives which will simultaneously oversell the actual number who have recovered or were asymptomatic and undersell the actual number of infected. A lethal combination.

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Would you go to Pyongyang for two hours for $100 million?

$100,000,000 American dollars, yes, most definitely.

Not everyone likes Korean food but for that amount of money I'd eat it. I'd even watch Pulgasari (1985).

Zogo fucked around with this message at 22:33 on May 3, 2020

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003



In one of the worst-case scenarios the NBA could revert back to the 1950s playoff format and just have the top two teams from each conference in the playoffs. The likelihood of the Clippers, Bucks or Lakers winning the title was hovering around 90% anyway.


Why rivalry between Michael Jordan and Reggie Miller is worth remembering
https://sports.yahoo.com/why-rivalr...-143543694.html


Top 15 playoff rivalry series since the Jordan era...that never were
https://sports.yahoo.com/rivalries-...-162226679.html

Imagine if MJJ also won the titles in 1995, 1999 and 2000. And also led the White Sox to a world series victory in 1994 after stopping the strike. A title from 1991-2000. Definitely the second GOAT. Maybe #1 if you include his baseball stats.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



Declan MacManus posted:

which was uglier: john shurnaís jumper or his goofy white face

Oceanlife
Oct 6, 2008

Look, Steve, I don't care if they passed me the ball. They only did it because you said it and not because they love me. MAKE THEM LOVE ME.


Zogo posted:

Michael Jordan Turned Down $100 Million to Appear at an Event for 2 Hours, Former Agent Says
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment...-170729565.html

MJJ could've donated all that $$$ but decided to spend two hours smoking a cigar instead...or something like that.


Sports COVID-19 fanfiction is quickly becoming one of my new favorite subgenres.

US without sports from 2020-2022:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYZ9B7N6vHM

People do this in commercial real estate all the time, "oh yeah i was offered a bazilion dollars for my class C office space in the slums and didn't sell". It's just a negotiation thing people do to raise the perceived value of their asset, but who knows, maybe Jordan really did turn down 100 million for two hours (he didn't) (he also did steroids)

WhyteRyce posted:

who wants to watch 2 minutes of solid bounce passes from the high post
https://twitter.com/NBEinstein/stat...606789300256768

Call me an impulse buyer but I'm ready to go all in on Harry Giles, NBA Allstar and Champion.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

I tell you the truth: one of you chumps will betray me



strong tom hanks in cast away vibes

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOcJrQOXTFU i spent several minutes trying to embed this highlights video of John shurna so you better watch it

Algund Eenboom fucked around with this message at 01:54 on May 4, 2020

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006



wow Zion got quarantine huge

verbal enema
May 23, 2009



Algund Eenboom posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOcJrQOXTFU i spent several minutes trying to embed this highlights video of John shurna so you better watch it

i will watch it but im on the awful app so it still is just a link lol

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



the iconic Remember The Name John Shurna Youtube Mixtape

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



R.D. Mangles posted:

the iconic Remember The Name John Shurna Youtube Mixtape

chunkles posted:

strong tom hanks in cast away vibes

his gimmick was he refused to shave during a winning streak for his Spanish team and grew and insane beard which was incredible because i would have wagered money in college that he was not capable of having facial hair.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009



Algund Eenboom posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOcJrQOXTFU i spent several minutes trying to embed this highlights video of John shurna so you better watch it

This sucks

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



the man won the ncaa three point shooting competition despite appearing to have never shot a basketball in his life

Power of Pecota
Aug 3, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


My freshman/sophomore years at Northwestern lined up with John Shurna's junior/senior ones and I've seen his name more times on this page than I have since then, lol

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


chunkles posted:

strong tom hanks in cast away vibes

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




lol

Power of Pecota posted:

My freshman/sophomore years at Northwestern lined up with John Shurna's junior/senior ones and I've seen his name more times on this page than I have since then, lol

part of my dumb posting compulsion is subjecting everyone here to all of my dumb bullshit constantly

R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 04:05 on May 4, 2020

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

It's funny bullshit so we love it.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

Haters gonna hate



quote:

That means that even though commissioner Adam Silver said they wouldn't be able to make any decisions until at least May

Why can't he just get in a time machine to go back and make a decision in April

Lockback
Sep 2, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.


Nail Rat posted:

Why can't he just get in a time machine to go back and make a decision in April

He means 2021

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Unexpected benefit: I'm having much more fun now.

Really.


Zogo posted:



Isiah Thomas ranks Michael Jordan as the fourth-best player he ever faced
https://sports.yahoo.com/isiah-thom...-213947721.html




The Last Dance going beyond the television and creating entertaining content in real life.

Thomas is so dang dumb. Bad Boys corrupted basketball and then ravaged ITs brains.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Unexpected benefit: I'm having much more fun now.

Really.


Salvor_Hardin posted:

The trade proposal in the background of the new game of zones is amazing



There were a ton of "pause and enhance" gags in this Zones, it was a really fun one.









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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


kalensc posted:

The Last Dance going beyond the television and creating entertaining content in real life.

Thomas is so dang dumb. Bad Boys corrupted basketball and then ravaged ITs brains.

He was on Jalen and Jacoby last week and he's become an insanely bitter human being.

https://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/st...4304673792?s=19

It's the Chicago version of Lakers Guy.

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