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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
What's up with all the new people? Was there another j4g or something? Also, n00bz can use this thread to get made fun of by me and other people who delight in making fun of n00bz. If you have a 2020 regdate get in here and explain yourself.

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you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

It took me a long time to save up ten bux

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
can we pretend I'm 2020, there was no thread like this when I joined or I was too scared to post then

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

you broke my grill posted:

It took me a long time to save up ten bux

2019? Goon, you're old news. I want the NEW, the NOW!

Pladdicus posted:

can we pretend I'm 2020, there was no thread like this when I joined or I was too scared to post then

Oh fine, but don't tell anyone it was me who let you in.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I need an avatar

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
takes one to know one noob

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
heh these folks are n00bzin for a br00bzin

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Derpies posted:

I need an avatar

Fine.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

hi, i heard this is where you go to pwn n00bs

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Hi I'm derpies from n00bz web

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
My favorite one was that one guy trying to solicit reddit but with videos here and he tried cordially addressing William Henry Hairytaint with a thoughtful "William," letter style of posting before everybody tore him apart, finished off the by the mods

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3903966

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

big nipples big life posted:

hi, i heard this is where you go to pwn n00bs

Yeah, it is. We're just rounding some up as we speak.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Oh wowee thanks for the av pal now I can start owning noobs !!

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

EorayMel posted:

My favorite one was that one guy trying to solicit reddit but with videos here and he tried cordially addressing William Henry Hairytaint with a thoughtful "William," letter style of posting before everybody tore him apart, finished off the by the mods

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3903966

cool but have you considered you're a shitman clown bitch dingdong fucko that lives in the trash and you eat the trash and have sex with the trash because you're stupid as something that is very stupid and I go to the bathroom on your face every day

- Cubone, 2020

Weedle
May 31, 2006




EorayMel posted:

My favorite one was that one guy trying to solicit reddit but with videos here and he tried cordially addressing William Henry Hairytaint with a thoughtful "William," letter style of posting before everybody tore him apart, finished off the by the mods

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3903966

quote:

The forum rules clearly state that the user of words like "n*****" and "f*****" would not get users banned depending on the context. As well as some of the discussions on here are pretty extreme in regards to any other forums out there. I'd say the only thing that goes above and beyond, may be bodybuilders.com forums.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

You're pretty bad at posting

Punkinhead fucked around with this message at 15:59 on May 1, 2020

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

But I guess quantity has it's own quality.

Like a massive pile of poo poo

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Oh, Pinhead Slim! You cad!

Zeinin
May 7, 2003


Dude you are a noob, unless you are an alt.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Riatsala posted:

cool but have you considered you're a shitman clown bitch dingdong fucko that lives in the trash and you eat the trash and have sex with the trash because you're stupid as something that is very stupid and I go to the bathroom on your face every day

- Cubone, 2020

God another thing I need to memorize now.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zeinin posted:

Dude you are a noob, unless you are an alt.

*looks into mirror*

No. Not yet. Keep it together man. Keep. It. Together.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
is this the dreaded 4x4 thread :ohdear:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

TheAardvark posted:

is this the dreaded 4x4 thread :ohdear:

5x4, bb. I got pretty stoned last night and lashed out about youtubes.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Oh poo poo, 6x4. I also made a thread last night in which the thread title was a cleverly designed penis.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Are we at an in n out now, can I get a 10*10??

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

EorayMel posted:

My favorite one was that one guy trying to solicit reddit but with videos here and he tried cordially addressing William Henry Hairytaint with a thoughtful "William," letter style of posting before everybody tore him apart, finished off the by the mods

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3903966

Lol I remember that

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

EorayMel posted:

My favorite one was that one guy trying to solicit reddit but with videos here and he tried cordially addressing William Henry Hairytaint with a thoughtful "William," letter style of posting before everybody tore him apart, finished off the by the mods

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3903966

That is an excellent thread. Can't believe I missed it the first time around. Perhaps I was the n00b all along.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

looks like the n00b OP got pwned lmao

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

You are a short haired, 7 foot, 500 pound, piece of steaming, stinking, grade “A” monkey crap!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

flames are a different thread sir, this one is for pwning noobs.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

poopnanners posted:

That is an excellent thread. Can't believe I missed it the first time around. Perhaps I was the n00b all along.

:haw:

I'm totally going to start quoting Hairytaint with "William," lol

Let's make it a thing

:dance:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

big nipples big life posted:

flames are a different thread sir, this one is for pwning noobs.
You run around here looking like a big, fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

it's not a thread for compliments either, maybe you should read up on pwning n00bs.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

big nipples big life posted:

it's not a thread for compliments either, maybe you should read up on pwning n00bs.
There’s two things you can do about it……absolutely nothing and like it!

TatoPancakes
Jun 5, 2019

the brainwaves are thinking
keep starting threads op they're the pinnacle of posts

Synthetic Dreams
Jul 19, 2005

by Cyrano4747
im pretty new, nice to meet everyone! im j4g

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Mozi posted:

heh these folks are n00bzin for a br00bzin

let’s get em

somethingrofl
May 1, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
show us your noobs haha, N00B Saibot checkin in, ready to get posterized i'm down for a dunkin on, like a donut in some morning coffee

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

this "noob" is suspect

in fact, I suspect this so called noob has already posted in this very thread.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

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