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owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
what you look like

Sjs00 posted:

The planet is too large for people to form truly caring communities

Well good news the world population is growing!

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MisterJed: May 9, 2004

owl_pellet posted:

Learn how to fix it, fixing small issues around the home can be very rewarding

Thanks

# ? May 2, 2020 01:25

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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EmbryoSteve posted:

Now I've been arrested for fraud

Learn to make pruno in the toilet so when you go to jail you have something to barter with

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I'm you from the future please fix our problem before it repeats again you know what I'm talking about

# ? May 2, 2020 01:29

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Hey Mr or Mrs Bird Turd please solve my problems please please please.

# ? May 2, 2020 01:34

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Big Beef City posted:

I'm you from the future please fix our problem before it repeats again you know what I'm talking about

Sorry I'll stop

# ? May 2, 2020 01:39

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
what you look like

Weka posted:

Hey Mr or Mrs Bird Turd please solve my problems please please please.

All you said was hello please tell me your problem

# ? May 2, 2020 01:40

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Can't post gud

# ? May 2, 2020 01:42

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

OP how is searching for knowledge possible? If I know something, then obviously I'm not looking for the knowledge of it. But if I'm ignorant, then how could I possibly begin my search?

# ? May 2, 2020 01:46

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

poo poo politicians everywhere

and don't tell me to run for office myself, i'm not electable! :mad:

# ? May 2, 2020 01:47

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

owl_pellet posted:

This is not a problem

it is cold

# ? May 2, 2020 01:47

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Colonel Cancer posted:

Can't post gud

Lurk more

# ? May 2, 2020 01:52

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Arrhythmia posted:

OP how is searching for knowledge possible? If I know something, then obviously I'm not looking for the knowledge of it. But if I'm ignorant, then how could I possibly begin my search?

I'm not doing your homework friend

# ? May 2, 2020 01:53

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
what you look like

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

poo poo politicians everywhere

and don't tell me to run for office myself, i'm not electable!

Direct action is the answer

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Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Poured a bowl of cereal and then realized I don't have any loving milk and now I don't know who I am

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Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

do we have to tell you our problems or can we just post anything?

# ? May 2, 2020 01:57

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Trifling bitch

# ? May 2, 2020 01:58

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Why don�t blueberry/banana smoothies taste good? Both fruits taste good to me, but the smoothie is crap on a cracker. Is there a 3rd fruit that can make this jive together or am I just stirring the poo poo soup here? :thunk:

# ? May 2, 2020 01:59

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Relayer posted:

Poured a bowl of cereal and then realized I don't have any loving milk and now I don't know who I am

Borrow some milk from your neighbors

# ? May 2, 2020 01:59

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Cubone posted:

do we have to tell you our problems or can we just post anything?

I can't solve your problems if I don't know what they are

# ? May 2, 2020 02:00

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Salty Josh posted:

Trifling bitch

Are you having problems with a trifling bitch

# ? May 2, 2020 02:03

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

owl_pellet posted:

Borrow some milk from your neighbors

It's 9pm. I can't just knock on their door and say GIVE MILK, ya know?

Nah maybe I can. Yeah I'm gonna.

# ? May 2, 2020 02:03

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
what you look like

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why don’t blueberry/banana smoothies taste good? Both fruits taste good to me, but the smoothie is crap on a cracker. Is there a 3rd fruit that can make this jive together or am I just stirring the poo poo soup here?

Try strawberries or raspberries

# ? May 2, 2020 02:05

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

owl_pellet posted:

Are you having problems with a trifling bitch

Yes'sir

# ? May 2, 2020 02:06

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

The_Continental posted:

Three guests check into a hotel room. The manager says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the manager realizes the bill should only have been $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 as five one-dollar bills to return to the guests.

On the way to the guests' room to refund the money, the bellhop realizes that he cannot equally divide the five one-dollar bills among the three guests. As the guests aren't aware of the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 back and keep $2 as a tip for himself, and proceeds to do so.

As each guest got $1 back, each guest only paid $9, bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop kept $2, which when added to the $27, comes to $29. So if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

Should be subtracted because the $2 came from the $27 they paid.
That took me 5 minutes :rip:

my brain.

e: my problem is OP not banned.

# ? May 2, 2020 02:07

Brainworm: Mar 23, 2007; ...one of these--
As he hath spices of them all, not all,
For I dare so far free him--made him fear'd...; Nap Ghost

Rosacea. I can control it by avoiding coffee and alcohol and sugar and processed carbohydrates and by using science potions but I don�t want to do any of those things.

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Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I'm gay

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owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Salty Josh posted:

Yes'sir

Please be more specific

# ? May 2, 2020 02:12

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Xaintrailles posted:

e: my problem is OP not banned.

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owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Brainworm posted:

Rosacea. I can control it by avoiding coffee and alcohol and sugar and processed carbohydrates and by using science potions but I don’t want to do any of those things.

Lean into it. Do all of the things you avoid nonstop

# ? May 2, 2020 02:18

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Derpies posted:

I'm gay

This is not a problem

# ? May 2, 2020 02:19

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i'm not constantly in a state of ecstatic bliss

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Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Cubone posted:

do we have to tell you our problems or can we just post anything?

He's not solving my problems < :mad:

# ? May 2, 2020 02:23

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

owl_pellet posted:

Please be more specific

Being an rear end in a top hat in general. Bout to drop her.

# ? May 2, 2020 02:24

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

OP how can we reconcile the fact that the Standard Model of physics predicts there being an equal amount of matter and antimatter, but that there is a huge bias in the observable universe towards matter?

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Salty Josh posted:

Being an rear end in a top hat in general. Bout to drop her.

Do not drop your baby please

# ? May 2, 2020 02:27

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Mozi posted:

i'm not constantly in a state of ecstatic bliss

Meditate until you achieve enlightenment

# ? May 2, 2020 02:31

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Salty Josh posted:

Being an rear end in a top hat in general. Bout to drop her.

Sounds like you are solving your own problems

# ? May 2, 2020 02:32

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

owl_pellet posted:

Sounds like you are solving your own problems

Yeah, it's gonna be rough. Just gotta take that L like a champ.

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owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
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Arrhythmia posted:

OP how can we reconcile the fact that the Standard Model of physics predicts there being an equal amount of matter and antimatter, but that there is a huge bias in the observable universe towards matter?

I'm not going to do your homework friend

# ? May 2, 2020 02:34

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