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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Tonights WWE.COM preview

Otis and Dolph Ziggler to battle in Money in the Bank Qualifying Match

Mandy Rose to meet Carmella in Money in the Bank Qualifying Match

Daniel Bryan looks to get payback for Drew Gulak’s loss to King Corbin

The New Day welcome The Forgotten Sons to the ring for non-title clash


so everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkU23m6yX04&t=17s

for a good time




Hirez posted:

I'll just post this here because I spent too much effort on this yesterday for the images thread :shrug:


So I hear you want to become a wrestler?


I'm you're instructor


My Friends call me...


Here are some of my personal highlights of how to have a long career in wrestling


Rest holds are for the old men, what I like to do is just lie down whenever I need a rest


Don't look like a geek, make your opponent work so it looks real, always be selling!


Even if it's some green as hell STUPID IDIOT who couldn't cut it in the WWE


or the GOAT


Look at me selling, I'm nowhere near that stupid idiot buffoon falling from the skies, but I need to help put him over!


Jump further idiot!


Jump more accurately idiot! oh wait that's me; how'd that get in there


:rip: -Truth

Just watch out for receipts


Thanks for attending

The Croc fucked around with this message at 00:38 on May 2, 2020

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

What the gently caress The Croc

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Cavauro posted:

What the gently caress The Croc

It must be friday?

I mean it might not be time has lost all meaning these days

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I've only had SD on in the background sometimes, but like haven't all these matches happened / been happening for weeks; sure feels like it.

Just lol, if Otis doesn't win; which probably means congrats on winning MITB Dolph...

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I'll just post this here because I spent too much effort on this yesterday for the images thread :shrug:


So I hear you want to become a wrestler?


I'm you're instructor


My Friends call me...


Here are some of my personal highlights of how to have a long career in wrestling


Rest holds are for the old men, what I like to do is just lie down whenever I need a rest


Don't look like a geek, make your opponent work so it looks real, always be selling!


Even if it's some green as hell STUPID IDIOT who couldn't cut it in the WWE


or the GOAT


Look at me selling, I'm nowhere near that stupid idiot buffoon falling from the skies, but I need to help put him over!


Jump further idiot!


Jump more accurately idiot! oh wait that's me; how'd that get in there


:rip: -Truth

Just watch out for receipts


Thanks for attending

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It's a good post, Hirez, thank you :)

Please God don't make Daniel Bryan have a feud with Baron loving Corbin.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Jerusalem posted:

Please God don't make Daniel Bryan have a feud with Baron loving Corbin.

Too late so buckle up

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
man I've just been staring at that Lince Dorado Elimination chamber fall, and like 8 people there and it looks like no one even catches him, his knee's just missile into the mat, maybe its just the angle but still looks brutal as gently caress

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



its like he folds in half on the landing.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I enjoyed the Miz post. It made me laugh.

Tonight I might actually watch Smackdown. I’m also going to bake Pizza Pops in the oven because why the gently caress not?
Not sure which is the worse decision.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I'm here for Otis

OH YEAH

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Can I just take the elevator all the way to the roof?" :lol:

That sounds like something Dave Meltzer would ask.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Both Mens/Womens MITB happening at the same time sure is something...

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



I want someone to get stuck in the elevator now during the match.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
If Corbin wins, I will kill a man

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



The whole "King" gimmick sucks every time they use it.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

tecnocrat posted:

The whole "King" gimmick sucks every time they use it.

Except for KING BOOKER! ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Don't you all remember the King Stone Cold Steve Austin that finally got him over and started the attitude era?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

Except for KING BOOKER! ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!

Sharmell's angry face as she demanded people hail King Booker was the best.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

It's a good post, Hirez, thank you :)

Please God don't make Daniel Bryan have a feud with Baron loving Corbin.

What's that??? You WANT D-Bry and Corbin to fight? Yoooouuuu got it! :suicide:

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Is an extended Corbin feud the cruelest thing Vince could do to a man forced to quarantine away from his pregnant wife? Maybe, maybe.

But I have yet to see man who gets over from Corbin feud, so I assume Corbin is going over.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
gently caress finish and now you get you're extended feud wish too!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cool, the match was pointless.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



All that for a DQ

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

oh poo poo I forgot you can use the ladders as weapons at MitB thanks Cole

e: why would the yes lock be more painful on the ladder

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

It hurts more on the ladder?

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Spiderdrake posted:

But I have yet to see man who gets over from Corbin feud, so I assume Corbin is going over.

remember when Seth/Corbin lasted like 3 PPV's, including the mixed match with Lacey :vince:

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

lmao that takedown on the ladder was pathetic

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I feel like Cesaro and Nakamura should be out with someone else.. But who? Someone who has something important?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

"Could... I hate to say it, could that happen on top of WWE headquarters?"

What would the functional difference be? Or are they going to do the Giant spot and someone gets thrown off the roof then shows up on Nitro the next night

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol Alexa dropping the shirt

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Codependent Poster posted:

I feel like Cesaro and Nakamura should be out with someone else.. But who? Someone who has something important?

I like how when that stable was finally getting over/heat, they [redact] the IC champ, and give his stable to Corbin for some reason :confused:

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Intruder posted:

"Could... I hate to say it, could that happen on top of WWE headquarters?"

What would the functional difference be? Or are they going to do the Giant spot and someone gets thrown off the roof then shows up on Nitro the next night

You're under selling the giant spot he showed up in the main event of the same show to dryhump hogan with THE YETAH

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
hahaha I remember the Yeti

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Power Windows posted:

lmao that takedown on the ladder was pathetic

Almost as bad as the ones with Big Cass.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Hirez posted:

remember when Seth/Corbin lasted like 3 PPV's, including the mixed match with Lacey :vince:
Vaguely. I think that at least ended the Lacey main event push for the year after they jammed the camera up her rump, damaged Seth and set him up to collapse as a face when fueding with the Fiend?

Star making 101 right there

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hirez posted:

hahaha I remember the Yeti

Why was he a mummy anyway

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Braun: I choose not to learn from the past, which I am sure will not doom me to anything!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

Why was he a mummy anyway

Because he was the YET-TAY!

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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Jerusalem posted:

Braun: I choose not to learn from the past, which I am sure will not doom me to anything!

Braun is an insert for Vince

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