Why is the bathroom the smallest room in the house?

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LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

It's the room everyone spends the most time in, but it's the smallest room.

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# ? May 2, 2020 04:54

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Gross Dude: Gross Dude

The biggest room in my house is the garage and I'm almost never in there

# ? May 2, 2020 05:02

FutonForensic

if the bathroom is too big it just feels like i'm making GBS threads in a display toilet at a hardware store. then i can't go because i'm worried someone's gonna yell at me

# ? May 2, 2020 05:07

alexandriao

It's the way the house beasts evolved to trick us.

You spend a lot of time in the bathroom so it makes everything close because it doesn't like u being near its genitals. But the rooms it wants you in, you don't spend as much tjme in there, so it makes everything further apart so you have to spend time in there, and everyrhing is far a apart

# ? May 2, 2020 05:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

everyone innately wants a secret lil place to poo poo op :shrug:

# ? May 2, 2020 05:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

haven't u ever seen the desperate look on ur dog's face when he's making GBS threads and trusting u 2 have his back in his moment of vulnerability?

this anxiety comes from his lack of a lil place 2 poo poo in secret :ssh:

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# ? May 2, 2020 05:14

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

I only caught my dog making GBS threads once and as soon as I walked in on him it shot back up like he was slurping a spaghetti noodle.

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# ? May 2, 2020 05:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

lol

# ? May 2, 2020 05:16

nut

it felt a lot bigger when i got rid of the toilet

# ? May 2, 2020 10:00

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

nut posted:

it felt a lot bigger when i got rid of the toilet

Which one?

High on the hog, 90's style.

# ? May 2, 2020 10:07

nut

LastGoodBoy posted:

Which one?

the tall one, it was getting p tough to keep pushing things through the drain

# ? May 2, 2020 10:18

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

I'm from the UK, bathroom to me is the room where I bath(e)\shower.

If you're referring to the place where I poop, why does it need to be bigger? As long as there's enough room to read a book or use my phone I don't need anything extra.

# ? May 2, 2020 23:12

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

if i lived in the uk my pooproom would have a sign reading

MIND THE CRAP

:dadjoke:

# ? May 3, 2020 00:31

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

Where would you hang it in such a small room? There's no space.

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# ? May 3, 2020 04:46

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Small bathrooms are magically warded to fend off tornadoes.

It is known...

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# ? May 3, 2020 07:34

Finger Prince

I see these houses, they have two sinks in the bathroom. Two sinks! A morning and an evening sink? Such luxuries.

# ? May 3, 2020 11:14

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

I've got several rooms smaller than my bathroom >.<

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# ? May 3, 2020 11:16

Escape From Noise

The world is my toilet, therefore my bathroom cannot be confined to a mere building

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 19:24 on May 3, 2020

# ? May 3, 2020 12:04

Heather Papps: hello friend

once i made a jacket tent to disguise an old lovers squat poppin' behind a small apartment building and i thought to myself this must be the tiniest bathroom ever!

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# ? May 3, 2020 17:36

Fredflonston

Any longer and it would be a bath hall.

# ? May 3, 2020 17:47

Heather Papps: hello friend

gonna divorce my husband and transform his man cave into a bath cave

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# ? May 3, 2020 17:48

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

Uxzuigal posted:

I've got several rooms smaller than my bathroom >.<

No you don't, you just have your toilet tub and sink in the "wrong" room.

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# ? May 3, 2020 18:17

Ass-penny

How do you mean you spend the most time in the bathroom? Sleeping is a third of your life. How are you in the bathroom more than you are horizontal and unconscious? You might want to get your bowels looked at, OP.

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