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Stoner Sloth


roll up, roll up, come and get your probes!

post any reason or reasonable image you like and get a fresh, piping hot sixer straight from the ovens!!

e: if you can't think of one but want one anyway then i'll open the door to suggestions from other posting pals or find one myself!

Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 09:57 on May 2, 2020

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biosterous




probate me with a joke from triangle woman

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thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

hello I am Bob the Viking

please hand over all your ugly wives, gold and women... and cookies.

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<3 <3 Vanisher

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Please have a heart and use this image thank you in advance!



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Sig by City of Glompton and God Speed John Glenn, two awesome BYOB people!

nut


can I be probed for having rear end too large

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Macnult




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both sigs courtesy of kaiser schnitzel

Slumpy



please probe me with the reason "you will be modded when you're back"

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Resting Lich Face

comedy?

comedeez nuts

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prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




my life for btsmf

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sigs by vanisher™ and Pot Smoke Phoenix®

very nice i like


The last Four(4) probations of this rapsheet are bullshit as certified by his majesty King Louis LXIX, otherwise known as "The Idiot King", and henceforth this poster is to be lauded for his extremely large and hairy balls. It shall also be made known that his dick is of reasonable construction and possesses the correct moisture levels for a man of his stature. To cross, flame, or otherwise harass this poster is considered a declaration of war on the Monarchy of France, and shall be smited with great prejudice by her Royal Army.

Signed,

Sir Hugh Jass H.J.

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owlhawk911

too high to post

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https://i.imgur.com/vLsp28z.mp4
this sig brought to you by heather papps

weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick




it's fuckin bedtime

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ChubbyChecker
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!



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barfdog




say something about me procrastinating when i have things to do. i've been a bad boy, oh yes i have

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

I singlehandedly orchestrated the terrorist attacks of September 11th, 2001.

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prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Everything is just fine



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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks



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Trollipop

hippin and hoppin

unrelenting cowardice

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starbucks hermit




enjoy responsibly

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Stoner Sloth


dang it, some of these probes aren't showing the requested images when they're linked... sorry folks



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, and Pot Smoke Phoenix - ty friends!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns





Plz probe me with whatever reason you yourself find funny! Your own creative comp, if you will. I respect your choices as a probe artist, and look forward to seeing the result of your endeavors!

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick




Now, we got a nice, quiet little forum community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make somethin' plain: I don't like you suckin' around, bothering our posters, Cat. I don't like your jerk-off username. I don't like your jerk-off avatar, I don't like your jerk-off posting, and I don't like you... jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

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ulvir


knock knock

who’s there

little old lady

little old lady who?

great yodelling

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Stoner Sloth


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:



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el dorito posted:



enjoy responsibly

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sorry el dorito and PSP - kinda hosed up the probes, if you want i can give you a new probe with the images correctly displayed (will triple check to make sure) but can't fix the rap sheets.



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, and Pot Smoke Phoenix - ty friends!

weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick




"What're you gonna do, put me on probation?"

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starbucks hermit


Stoner Sloth posted:

sorry el dorito and PSP - kinda hosed up the probes, if you want i can give you a new probe with the images correctly displayed (will triple check to make sure) but can't fix the rap sheets.

can I get another 6'er that just says:

excessive lurking

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SeaGoatSupreme
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
I only have a couple probes, could you goose that number up by like ten so that I have forums cred in tougher arenas like coupons and deals? I want them to see my scars and know I mean business when I say I'm shutting them down

Preferably with all of them relating to weenie hut Jr but I trust you to come up with magic no matter the subjects you choose

SeaGoatSupreme
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
I feel horribly disrespected by this barista where is the manager????

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prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




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hockey jockey

Is not and never was the eat me beat me lady.

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Courtesy of Manifisto

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




toe knife to meet u 🔪

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sigs by vanisher™ and Pot Smoke Phoenix®

take the moon





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oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
Everything is lovely to the point that I'm going to be no fun. If you got a funny Rita Repulsa gif in the back pocket, now is the time

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poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

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Stoner Sloth


oh but seriously I posted:

Everything is lovely to the point that I'm going to be no fun. If you got a funny Rita Repulsa gif in the back pocket, now is the time

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done but also hope things get better for you friend and you're always welcome here, us chill folk have gotta stick together



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, and Pot Smoke Phoenix - ty friends!

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