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A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Hakken, Hakkuh, Hak, Whatever it is called...

I implore you to go onto Youtube and see the dumbest most whitest dance ever created.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-cffsL7DTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ilWo1vR4cc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5_iQGNu0G0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxFw24i9d7A

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

mega geil💪 😲 😅

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
*Throws open the door to the thread, clearly out of breath*

You're...*wheeze*...No...*gasp*...Hakken

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





drat those kids and their drugs and music and dancing!!

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Looks just like Jumpstyle to me, and that's been around for ages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWRolPgp9JY

Why yes, I did learn jumpstyle, and melbourne shuffling in my rave days

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSQ5EK19vtU

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Dell_Zincht posted:

Looks just like Jumpstyle to me, and that's been around for ages

Jumpstyle evolved out of hakken which has been around since the early 90's. All of these people are on massive doses of MDMA.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Eurotrash. Eurotrash never changes.

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
gently caress this thread gabber rules

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Shipon posted:

gently caress this thread gabber rules

i know right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaJyXm7oR3c

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost
OP euro hardstyle and gabber is fun, post your own dancing

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
it's definitely not like, my personal aesthetic, but I'm willing to bet every dude in the videos was having more fun than you have recently op

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Yeah I remember my buddies and me being creeped out by the hardstyle people since they were always angrily high on a bunch of speed and somehow managed to always have a bunch of totally coincidental neo-nazis among them

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

A Grand Egg posted:

Hakken, Hakkuh, Hak, Whatever it is called...

I implore you to go onto Youtube and see the dumbest most whitest dance ever created.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-cffsL7DTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ilWo1vR4cc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5_iQGNu0G0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxFw24i9d7A

My dog woke up and puked. That's this thread.

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
Looks fun to me. sometimes you just gotta leave your baggage at the door and let music take control yknow?

i'd love to go to a gabber rave, take whatever drug it is that makes them so energetic, and just hakke till my brain falls out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkxGs4ETeg4

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Mooktastical posted:

*Throws open the door to the thread, clearly out of breath*

You're...*wheeze*...No...*gasp*...Hakken

I got to see a Hakan thread once, it was amazing.

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
Bam Oida!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
What the poo poo. This owns. Youre super wrong,OP!

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sArAC2_ow2k&t=45s

Weka fucked around with this message at 12:57 on May 3, 2020

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Gundam style

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
Ahem..all dances are....stupid

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Lamech posted:

Ahem..all dances are....stupid

All endeavors carried out by humans are stupid.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



this is a classic american dance style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bZW9PbYYmQ

please don't appropriate our culture

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
Well, it sure as hell ain't the Techno Viking.

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
That's loving stupid!

*scratches moob pensively, debating what kind of pop tart I should have mom deliver to my room*

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Lord Stimperor posted:

Yeah I remember my buddies and me being creeped out by the hardstyle people since they were always angrily high on a bunch of speed and somehow managed to always have a bunch of totally coincidental neo-nazis among them

The nazis provide the Meth because it’s the only way they can get invited to parties.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
there's stupider dances OP

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://files.catbox.moe/dkin0r.mp4

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Imagine being such a broke brain shart in the pants that you unironically hate gabber and its silly dances. Actually, I can't even imagine such a pitiful state of being. Truly astonishing OP.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
People being high on drugs with their friends and enjoying themselves, lmao

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Meth Moves

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
I'm into it.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Epsilon Plus posted:

it's definitely not like, my personal aesthetic, but I'm willing to bet every dude in the videos was having more fun than you have recently op

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Krokadil Hakken

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Ryu shouts "HA-DA-KEN!" and snorts something dubious

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
at least this is like a dance with a cultural history and a scene involved, no matter how dumb that might be it makes it an artform whether you like it or not. any single tiktok dance is dumber.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
don't care about whatever is in the OP, but the Haka loving rules:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI851yJUQQw

foonykins
Jun 15, 2010

stop with the small talk


fuk u op gabber rules angerfist rules go fuk urself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJugWh4rPrQ

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Op is a weenie who tried to have fun once but hated it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8G8cdbPmp8

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Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo
this doesnt look like something i would do, but i bet it keeps these people in shape while they do a lot of drugs, which sounds like a pretty nice lifestyle all things considered.

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