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Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
it makes the cum flow

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



It's anilingus you dingus

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



also it's fun

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



the noise a girl makes the first time you flutter your tongue against her rear end in a top hat like a leaf in an autumn breeze will stay with you for the rest of your life.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

the smell a girl makes the first time you flutter your tongue against her rear end in a top hat and she sharts will stay with you for the rest of your life.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
I give it two thumbs up

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

https://youtu.be/3l2oi-X8P38?t=233

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Ad by Khad posted:

I give it two thumbs up

i prefer two tongues up

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
I respect your preference

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Do you think real life Tonetta eats rear end? Is it a Canadian thing? gently caress. Time ro listen to Tonetta. Drugs drugs drugs is minir atr.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
really much more interested in burritolingus

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
When at first she told you to stop, but then got over herself. :dance:

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Only the first couple licks taste funny

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Covid-19 can be spread through oral-fecal transmission. :eng101:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eatin' rear end whips rear end

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Entorwellian posted:

Covid-19 can be spread through oral-fecal transmission. :eng101:

I haven’t eaten rear end since early March exactly for that reason.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 05:02 on May 4, 2020

get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga
real talk does eating rear end taste like poo poo or what?

if it tastes like poo poo, what does poo poo taste like?

:thunk:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

the noise a girl makes the first time you flutter your tongue against her rear end in a top hat like a leaf in an autumn breeze will stay with you for the rest of your life.

And the noise she makes when you touch the poop will haunt you through until the next one. :hai:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Wash your dirty butt, god drat.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
:gas:

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

madeintaipei posted:

Do you think real life Tonetta eats rear end? Is it a Canadian thing? gently caress. Time ro listen to Tonetta. Drugs drugs drugs is minir atr.

if u read their interviews, they say that they can't get laid so gonna go with no

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

the noise a girl makes the first time you flutter your tongue against her rear end in a top hat like a leaf in an autumn breeze will stay with you for the rest of your life.


This has been my anal report on oralingus.

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe

get me HQ! posted:

real talk does eating rear end taste like poo poo or what?

if it tastes like poo poo, what does poo poo taste like?

:thunk:

It tastes like freshly cleaned skin because you’re supposed to take a god drat shower and wash you’re butthole!

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

the noise a girl makes the first time you flutter your tongue against her rear end in a top hat like a leaf in an autumn breeze will stay with you for the rest of your life.

What if the noise she makes is like that of a leaf blower and the breeze is similar in magnitude? Asking for a friend.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

get me HQ! posted:

real talk does eating rear end taste like poo poo or what?

if it tastes like poo poo, what does poo poo taste like?

:thunk:

are you saying that you don't eat rear end and don't know how?

the fck is this?

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
If you and you’re special friends play with each other’s buttholes but don’t take 15 seconds to polish your booty with a baby wipe before your partner decides to chow down on your starfish then you’re a bad friend.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

pro tip polish it with a fruit roll-up

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Big Beef City posted:

pro tip polish it with a fruit roll-up

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



get me HQ! posted:

real talk does eating rear end taste like poo poo or what?

if it tastes like poo poo, what does poo poo taste like?

:thunk:

Fresh from the shower or you may as well be eating Arby's, I like to say

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

the noise a girl makes the first time you flutter your tongue against her rear end in a top hat like a leaf in an autumn breeze will stay with you for the rest of your life.

What about the noise a man makes?

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

A4R8 posted:

What about the noise a man makes?

ask your mom

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I love the oft-used excuse goons give re: the rear end eating meme. "Durrr you're supposed to shower and clean you are butthole foolish goons hurr" when that isn't even the issue! Clean that thing all you want, it's still the domain of poop.

Its like licking a trash can but crying "Hey! I cleaned it out first!" Nevermind that it is the domain of trash.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I love the oft-used excuse goons give re: the rear end eating meme. "Durrr you're supposed to shower and clean you are butthole foolish goons hurr" when that isn't even the issue! Clean that thing all you want, it's still the domain of poop.

Its like licking a trash can but crying "Hey! I cleaned it out first!" Nevermind that it is the domain of trash.

Consider the wretched filth that flows from your hands into your terrible posts. The condensed, sickening tripe of a diseased and corrupt mind spilt from a debased soul.

Can those same hands not also work magnificent sculpture from stone? Delicate symphonies from cacophony? Life saving miracles in flesh?

So too, is the rear end. Eat it up, yum.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I love the oft-used excuse goons give re: the rear end eating meme. "Durrr you're supposed to shower and clean you are butthole foolish goons hurr" when that isn't even the issue! Clean that thing all you want, it's still the domain of poop.

Its like licking a trash can but crying "Hey! I cleaned it out first!" Nevermind that it is the domain of trash.

better not ask for a blowjob because piss comes out of there

or a kiss cause vomit happens sometimes

dont kiss someone on the cheek either, because sweat comes out of pores and sweat is made of piss

maybe you should also consider never eating hot dogs or beef in general again

you whiny little poo poo

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Not right now it doesn't

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

oh nooo, satan's got my soul rear end!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A pilgrim on the road to sexual enlightenment met the Buttha along the path.
The pilgrim asked, "What is the surest means to achieve the highest form of enlightenment, o Buttha?"
Buttha responded "You must eat the rear end."
The pilgrim was affronted and exclaimed "Surely not, the rear end defecates!" at which, Buttha proclaimed:


GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Not right now it doesn't

And the pilgrim was enlightened.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I love the oft-used excuse goons give re: the rear end eating meme. "Durrr you're supposed to shower and clean you are butthole foolish goons hurr" when that isn't even the issue! Clean that thing all you want, it's still the domain of poop.

Its like licking a trash can but crying "Hey! I cleaned it out first!" Nevermind that it is the domain of trash.

Another goon with a chronically dirty butthole comes SO CLOSE to getting it.

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