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somethingrofl
May 1, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Fattest PI posted:

The best part is when you're licking the b-hole and you form a seal and force some air in there, and then you can watch her squirm as she tries not to fart in your face.

haha nice. this has me wondering, can women queef and fart at the same time? a double whammy if you will

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Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Big Beef City posted:

stfu about your poo poo anime game no one gives a gently caress.

Get busy eatin rear end or get busy eatin more rear end those are the options

getting my rear end eaten is my final fantasy

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
call me an rear end eater all you want but associate me with FF7 and I'm gonna get hella mad, yikes

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

somethingrofl posted:

haha nice. this has me wondering, can women queef and fart at the same time? a double whammy if you will

For sure. They're entirely different bodily processes. A queef is excess air escaping from the vagina, while farting tends to be excess air or gas from the anus, often originating in the stomach or intestine.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

For sure. They're entirely different bodily processes. A queef is excess air escaping from the vagina, while farting tends to be excess air or gas from the anus, often originating in the stomach or intestine.

A properly skilled woman can queef the underlying bass line while her rear end plays the rhythm to "Blue Collar Man" by styx.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Big Beef City posted:

A properly skilled woman can queef the underlying bass line while her rear end plays the rhythm to "Blue Collar Man" by styx.

Believe it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Tonetta posted:

getting my rear end eaten is my final fantasy

The Spirits Within

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Tonetta posted:

getting my rear end eaten is my final fantasy

Stuffed with reused assets?

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Big Beef City posted:

A properly skilled woman can queef the underlying bass line while her rear end plays the rhythm to "Blue Collar Man" by styx.

Hello fetish I didn’t know I had

Marcus Elden
Apr 8, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Eating rear end is in danger of becoming stale. I’m taking it to strange new places by pioneering rear end in a top hat biting.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Marcus Elden posted:

Eating rear end is in danger of becoming stale. I’m taking it to strange new places by pioneering rear end in a top hat biting.

u have to do it from the inside.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Does the tongue go in the butt? Or does the butt just get licked?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Waltzing Along posted:

Does the tongue go in the butt? Or does the butt just get licked?

Yes

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Big Beef City posted:

A properly skilled woman can queef the underlying bass line while her rear end plays the rhythm to "Blue Collar Man" by styx.

I'm more impressed by Renegade, honestly.

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

Big Beef City posted:

A properly skilled woman can queef the underlying bass line while her rear end plays the rhythm to "Blue Collar Man" by styx.

"A properly skilled woman"

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



b mad at me posted:

"A properly skilled woman"

"A properly skilled man" wouldn't make much sense

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

Dell_Zincht posted:

"A properly skilled man" wouldn't make much sense

why?

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
let's steer clear of gender theory itt, keep it about the booty

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017
finally someone with some sense

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003




Can a man queef

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

only "sense" i've got is "booty"

and it's tingling.

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

Big Beef City posted:

only "sense" i've got is "booty"

and it's tingling.

if you had any sense you wouldn't post

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Waltzing Along posted:

Does the tongue go in the butt? Or does the butt just get licked?

Why choose friend?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
It’s ok, nothing to write home about. Only after a shower and/or enema, though. It that like the no-sauce, cheese pizza of rear end eating?

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Tonetta posted:

let's steer clear of gender theory itt, keep it about the booty

Pretty sure queefing from your butt is fairly complicated.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Dell_Zincht posted:

Can a man queef

What is the name for a dick hole fart and how do I do one? Brb going to go start the air compressor.

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