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https://www.theweathernetwork.com/c...d-states-canada there are apparently now two inch hornets that can kill people flying around in the usa. what the heck, what is next, quicksand on my way to the post office? a pit of snakes when I want to tie my shoes? pungee pits in the ball pits at chuck e cheese? also the hornets mostly just kill honeybees. the world keeps getting worse. quote:"They attack honeybee hives, killing adult bees and devouring bee larvae and pupae, while aggressively defending the occupied colony," he added. "Their stings are big and painful, with a potent neurotoxin. Multiple stings can kill humans, even if they are not allergic." what can you do? keep an eye out for their leader. she slumbers currently but she will soon awaken and give birth to her murderous progeny. quote:Because wooded areas near the border are considered to be an attractive habitat for the hornets, authorities believe there may be an overwintering queen in the vicinity that will emerge with the warmer weather to start a new nest. like authorities are concerned with ONE BUG. thats how hosed up these things are apparently. "hey public keep an eye out for this bug"
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hornet the size of my loving thumb flying around
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May 4, 2020 16:15
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I'm not gonna lie, I thought this was gonna be some Slender man stuff and I came pre-disappointed so thank you OP for subverting my expectations.
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May 4, 2020 16:16
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hey cool a real sign of the end times
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May 4, 2020 16:18
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Well it's not uncommon for there to have just one bug survive and suddenly there's thousands of them, them bitches be prolific. Also one time in the summer I saw one of these go to a bird bath the instant I replenished it with clean water
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May 4, 2020 16:19
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joke's on them, the bees are already being pushed to extinction by their own plague that will also in turn probably wipe out humanity as crops fail due to lack of pollinators. All we need to do is wait for all the bees to die, the hornets won't have any hives to conquer, and the hornets will die and our dead gay rock just keeps hurtling through the cold, infinite, vastness of space. fuckin owned
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May 4, 2020 16:28
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Looking out for the single wasp queen who could continue their invasive species is a huge loving deal because just a few of these massive assholes could devastate the entire population of honey bees in Washington and probably every other state in the Pacific Northwest or worse. 
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May 4, 2020 16:32
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It is time to invest in mexican honey wasps
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May 4, 2020 16:53
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this is like that show where we all died and we're in hell but nobody realizes it
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May 4, 2020 16:56
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Hmm. Pass.
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May 4, 2020 16:58
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Supreme Allah posted:this is like that show where we all died and we're in hell but nobody realizes it The news?
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May 4, 2020 17:00
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GOOD IM GLAD!!!
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Supreme Allah posted:this is like that show where we all died and we're in hell but nobody realizes it every single waking moment of shear unrelenting terror from birth to uncaring grave without respite?
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May 4, 2020 17:14
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if you cover you dick in hornets and start looking at porn, they will gladly eat the pre-cum as it is generated. every single atom of pre-cum is instantly harvested by a thirsty little hornet when it starts to be excreted from the cum chamber. once you get really horny and the passagewars to the cum sackules start to open they can smell the cum chamber in the balls below and they cant help themselves, theyll start making their way doiwn your dick and into the balls for their feast. its like a door buster sale on dead or alive video games on black friday, tons of horny people desperate to get in and get their horn fill. theyre so desperately thirsty for cum. there is no feeling quite like a cavalcade of perfect, organized hornets marching down the inside of your shaft and picking up cum molecules to carry back to their home. blasting a big load and shooting a bunch of hornets out like turning on an old dirty hose is remarkable. hornets in the kitchen. hornets in the bed room. one time a guy told me that if you leave hornets to do their business, like, eating some spilled sauce, if you let them do their thing they will clean it perfectlt and even remove their dead, leaving nothing behind put cleanliness. i like that. which is why my home is filled to the brim with hornets, and collectible figurines.
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May 4, 2020 17:17
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EorayMel posted:if you cover you dick in hornets and start looking at porn, they will gladly eat the pre-cum as it is generated. every single atom of pre-cum is instantly harvested by a thirsty little hornet when it starts to be excreted from the cum chamber. once you get really horny and the passagewars to the cum sackules start to open they can smell the cum chamber in the balls below and they cant help themselves, theyll start making their way doiwn your dick and into the balls for their feast. its like a door buster sale on dead or alive video games on black friday, tons of horny people desperate to get in and get their horn fill. theyre so desperately thirsty for cum. there is no feeling quite like a cavalcade of perfect, organized hornets marching down the inside of your shaft and picking up cum molecules to carry back to their home. blasting a big load and shooting a bunch of hornets out like turning on an old dirty hose is remarkable. hornets in the kitchen. hornets in the bed room. one time a guy told me that if you leave hornets to do their business, like, eating some spilled sauce, if you let them do their thing they will clean it perfectlt and even remove their dead, leaving nothing behind put cleanliness. i like that. which is why my home is filled to the brim with hornets, and collectible figurines. Gross, and that means something coming from me.
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May 4, 2020 17:19
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Pre-cum is meant to be applied to shared surfaces in the work environment. You get the thrill of illicitly spreading your seed but if anyone notices something is weird about that doorknob they're not gonna catch on right away like they would if you just jizzed on it.
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EorayMel posted:if you cover you dick in hornets and start looking at porn, they will gladly eat the pre-cum as it is generated. every single atom of pre-cum is instantly harvested by a thirsty little hornet when it starts to be excreted from the cum chamber. once you get really horny and the passagewars to the cum sackules start to open they can smell the cum chamber in the balls below and they cant help themselves, theyll start making their way doiwn your dick and into the balls for their feast. its like a door buster sale on dead or alive video games on black friday, tons of horny people desperate to get in and get their horn fill. theyre so desperately thirsty for cum. there is no feeling quite like a cavalcade of perfect, organized hornets marching down the inside of your shaft and picking up cum molecules to carry back to their home. blasting a big load and shooting a bunch of hornets out like turning on an old dirty hose is remarkable. hornets in the kitchen. hornets in the bed room. one time a guy told me that if you leave hornets to do their business, like, eating some spilled sauce, if you let them do their thing they will clean it perfectlt and even remove their dead, leaving nothing behind put cleanliness. i like that. which is why my home is filled to the brim with hornets, and collectible figurines. my buddy Steve tried this with ants once but the ants didn't do anything and he was jackin it pretty good but it just kinda mashed up the ants on his dick and the ants crawled onto his rear end and bit his rear end and his mom walked in and he had to go to the doctor and the whole school found out and he had to move to a new school because people made fun of him for using ants to jack off and having ants in his rear end. So I'm not sure about putting bees on your dick sounds risky.
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May 4, 2020 17:23
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sure. why not.
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May 4, 2020 17:24
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I'm too fatigued to care
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You're gonna feel really silly when it turns out the Wasp can eradicate the Corona Virus. Perhaps we should look at injecting the wasps internally?
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A Fancy Hat posted:You're gonna feel really silly when it turns out the Wasp can eradicate the Corona Virus. Perhaps we should look at injecting the wasps internally? They're a Suppository go hog wild everyone
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May 4, 2020 17:55
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I will make friends with them We will be brothers
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May 4, 2020 17:58
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suppose I suspect my neighbor of being the wasp queen or of harboring the wasp queen to whom do I report them or am I allowed to torch their property at my discretion? This is important.
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May 4, 2020 17:58
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Or sisters. No sure the gender distribution of terrifying hornets
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Dear Picky Eaters thread, would you eat murder hornets Y/N???? I bet they taste good fried then tossed in a spicey sauce
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May 4, 2020 18:01
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They always leave one bee alive... to tell the tale...
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Sounds like you got your work cut out for you, OP. Better get cracking if you're going to get rid of them.
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PinheadSlim posted:Dear Picky Eaters thread, would you eat murder hornets Y/N???? Does the neurotoxic venom get you high?
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May 4, 2020 18:22
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These things hunt praying mantises. It's like their favorite food. Mantises are insect apex predators second only to...*checks notes*...this hornet, apparently.
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Ez8 posted:Sounds like you got your work cut out for you, OP. Better get cracking if you're going to get rid of them. Not if we can somehow process them into chicken nuggets, then they don't stand a loving chance
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May 4, 2020 18:26
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If you tell people the nuggets are french cuisine then it would sound like "Horny" nuggets! That'd be a good seller! ...or "Horny Noogays" I suppose but that sounds nearly as good. Who doesn't want some
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this certainly cant be the first time ever they popped up in the Pacific North West? i mean ships have been going back and forth that way for a couple hundred years now
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maybe we can trick these guys into polonizing our crops instead. Just drone sized motherfuckers flying around. Invincible to damage unlike fragile bees.
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May 4, 2020 18:46
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I've seen them here and Ohio as well as back where I am from in Maryland. Not sure why this is news. They are scary as gently caress though. When they do a low hover they blow leaves around lol
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May 4, 2020 18:48
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I am still wondering if my parent's house is going to be filled with stink bugs this year. Can spiders eat them?
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Motherfucker posted:maybe we can trick these guys into polonizing our crops instead. Just drone sized motherfuckers flying around. Invincible to damage unlike fragile bees. That's a stupid idea for idiots. Bees are specially sized for pollinating our beautifully adapted North American Bee sized crops not this sick freakish hornet assed things. Unless...THAT'S IT! Giant crops! That's it man! You've done it! Invest ALL research and money into new crops! Corn the size of trees, pumpkins the size of busses, each blossom big enough for a grown man to sleep in like an elfin maiden of old! My GOD! YES! These giant freakish bees are our saviors, not our enemies!
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May 4, 2020 18:50
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I feel like you're on cocaine all of the time.
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May 4, 2020 18:52
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poo poo, that's two inches? my dick's only like two of those
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May 4, 2020 18:53
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I'm not saying God is visiting plagues on the United States, but any firstborn sons probably shouldn't bother making any long term plans.
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Supreme Allah posted:this is like that show where we all died and we're in hell but nobody realizes it https://i.imgur.com/nHXMxbZ.gifv
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