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imagine u had the opportunity to pay a network admin for a decade to code up a sick forum. what kind of features would u want?
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May 4, 2020 20:09
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load bearing dates, op
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May 4, 2020 20:12
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hilarious, zany, and even wacky error messages. the less descriptive the better
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May 4, 2020 21:31
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a feature that turns non-ascii text in thread titles into garbage
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May 4, 2020 21:34
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I'd like as many buggy CSS overlays as possible that makes it nearly impossible to click things without jutting your mouse around to 'trick' the interface.
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May 4, 2020 21:37
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:imagine u had the opportunity to pay a network admin for a decade to code up a sick forum. what kind of features would u want? upvote
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May 4, 2020 21:39
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i got notified when i got quoted
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May 4, 2020 21:40
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a feature that enforces correct pronunciation of gif or you can't log in
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May 4, 2020 22:19
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President Beep posted:upvote not much whats upvote with you
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May 4, 2020 22:23
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Each smile has a special sound effect that plays when posted on the forum in real time in your browser. Doesn't if its in the thread you have open. It'll play if anyone's used it anywhere on the forums.
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May 4, 2020 22:28
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pram posted:hilarious, zany, and even wacky error messages. the less descriptive the better stay out of my code
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May 4, 2020 22:50
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every subforum has the greenPOS stylesheet
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May 5, 2020 01:12
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digg integration
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May 5, 2020 01:50
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Cat Face Joe posted:load bearing dates, op datetimes, no gmt, no offset
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May 5, 2020 02:15
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no mods
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May 5, 2020 13:46
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apple pay integration
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May 5, 2020 13:53
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cloud native, serverless microservices architecture every page load should peg 16 processors and take 30 seconds on the backend so it can be web scale
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May 5, 2020 14:07
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Two clicks at the same time, man.
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May 5, 2020 14:15
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eat up martha
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May 5, 2020 14:17
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the database is a csv file. moderation is performed by editing it in excel
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May 6, 2020 16:08
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animist posted:the database is a csv file. moderation is performed by editing it in excel can this instead somehow be done in a table in an MS word document?
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May 6, 2020 16:16
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the forums are a table in an ms word document that all users can edit.
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May 6, 2020 16:17
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at a job i once had we had a weekly status tracking system that was an excel document in a shared folder and each person in the division (of 50+) had a 5 minute meeting on their calendar that was their time slot to open, edit, and save the tracking spreadsheet this was in the 2010s
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May 6, 2020 16:32
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it would only support 1 thread and it would always be locked
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May 6, 2020 17:35
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Bloody posted:at a job i once had we had a weekly status tracking system that was an excel document in a shared folder and each person in the division (of 50+) had a 5 minute meeting on their calendar that was their time slot to open, edit, and save the tracking spreadsheet lol
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May 6, 2020 17:37
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sometimes editing the description of a board deletes it entirely
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May 6, 2020 17:46
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the back end is a document store so each sub forum and even each thread can have its own distinct schema
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May 6, 2020 17:51
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floating point precision voting.
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May 6, 2020 20:24
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unlimited gang tags just walls of tags next to every emptyquote post
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May 6, 2020 20:30
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a mobile style sheet that bombards you with popups to download the app
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May 6, 2020 20:54
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(the app of course uploads your contact list to a guy in russia)
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May 6, 2020 20:54
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build the front-end in vrml
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May 6, 2020 21:08
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ask for location/notification permission on every page load
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May 6, 2020 21:33
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AtomD posted:build the front-end in vrml https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67BT13BbXoE
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May 6, 2020 22:55
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The ability to detect the users of such abominations as AmberPOS and deliver bans accordingly.
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May 6, 2020 23:05
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posts will be stored in a database. posting and reading of forums will be done via free desktop client: https://www.oracle.com/database/technologies/appdev/sql-developer.html
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May 6, 2020 23:30
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rotor posted:posts will be stored in a database. posting and reading of forums will be done via free desktop client: https://www.oracle.com/database/technologies/appdev/sql-developer.html this is good, could like use triggers to send a pub/sub notification when someone adds a post to a table you're watching. could have each thread be it's own table to make that easier
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May 7, 2020 02:43
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AtomD posted:ask for location/notification permission on every page load you motherfucker.
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May 7, 2020 03:07
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forum federation
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May 7, 2020 05:48
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make it so
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