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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
AEW Dynamite is emanating from, I believe, Daily's Place in Jacksonville, Florida on this the beginning to the earnest build to Double or Nothing as AEW has a system in place for getting the roster into Florida and keeping them for the build and payoff on PPV.

https://twitter.com/FrankieKazarian/status/1257697317504774144
Frankie Kazarian (of SCU) vs. AEW World Champion Jon Moxley (of Death Rider)

Jon Moxley, the AEW World Champion and all around cool rear end-kicker told us last week he was driving across the country to get to AEW taping location in preparation for the build to Double or Nothing on PPV (which really shouldn't happen but AEW pissing off the PPV companies is a bad idea for the young company, so I guess it's just going to bomb slightly), and he starts things off with one third of SoCal Uncensored, implicitly establishing that SCU have found a way to escape from southern california (and thus anyone who wants to leave the BTE compound has a way to what I assume is Jacksonville). Can Frankie Kazarian put in a good showing and take the champion to his limit, or will Moxley steamroll the oft-overlooked third of SCU after the living legend (Chris Daniels) and the guy everyone wants to be the star (Scorpio Sky)?

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1256720364643770373
“The American Nightmare” Cody (w/ Brandi RHODES) vs. “The Bad Boy” Joey Janela

In the first of our two TNT Championship tournament finals preview matches tonight, it's the Nightmare Family's young patriarch, the best business boy and the wrestling savant Cody Rhodes taking on the man who has escaped the north east, the Bad Boy from Asbury Park, New Jersey, Joey Janela. While on the surface this seems like an opportunity for Cody to show his stuff before focusing on Lance Archer for the TNT title, this is also an opportunity for Joey Janela (and Lance Archer and Jake Roberts if they reach out to the bad boy) to really get a win that sticks in the craw of the American Nightmare.

https://twitter.com/realmmarshall1/status/1257449303792136194
QT Marshall vs. “The Murderhawk (Monster)” Lance Archer

In the second of two TNT Championship finals preview matches, following the death of Dustin Rhodes in the semi-final last week, Lance Archer takes on Natural Nightmares member and office staff member QT Marshall (the apple guy!). QT is fighting not only for the honor of the Nightmare Family, he is fighting to try and find a weakness in Lance Archer's game for Cody to exploit, as Jake Robert's tutelage has been good for Lance Archer's return to the unpredictable monster that he has always had in his heart. However with AEW returning to Lance Archer's elemental weakness of wrestling in a closed set in Florida, will he be able to resist the siren's call of guitar hero and poor choices and take the loss to QT Marshall or rename himself into something silly.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1257475298586775552
Street Fight: Le Sex Gods (Chris Jericho and Sammy Guevara vs. Kenny Omega (one half of the AEW tag team champions) and “Broken” Matt Hardy

In a blockbuster main event for AEW Dynamite, we see the wrestling debut of Matt Hardy (in a tag match with a garbage wrestling stipulation :taichithunk:) in AEW as he teams with one of his partners in War James Blood and Guts: The Match Beyond, Kenny Omega to take on the Inner Circle's father and son tag team of Chris Jericho and “Younger, Hotter Chris Jericho” Sammy Guevara. Matt Hardy has said some very slanderous things about young Sammy G, and I hope he gets his rear end kicked for doing so.

https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes/status/1257688630417645569
Cody Rhodes calling for some “surprises” on the card.

The rollerCodester is calling for some surprises on AEW Dynamite live on TNT tonight, and I can only assume that there is going to be forward momentum on topic of AEW Double or Nothing and that will result in some appearances by pepople who were not able to make the panic tapings but will be able to make Double or Nothing.

https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/1256698070672310272
Jim Ross is All Elite Going to Florida.

One of those faces we haven't seen in a while who we know will be there was AEW's under the black hat Cowboy Announcer, Jim Ross. Jim Ross is relocating to Florida to allow him to join the commentary team and I hope he's recharged and ready because Jim Ross has proven to kind of need his head in the game and focused in the year of our lord 2020.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1257852839034003474

And a 6PM preview as on Instagram (??? idk) Brandi Rhodes will be doing a live Q&A ahead of Dynamite on TNT.

All this and #JoinDarkOrder tonight on AEW Dynamite on TNT.




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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I am extra excited that tonight I probably will not have to hear Fite TV play the Dynamite theme on repeat through every commercial break

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

It is Wednesday

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Brandi is currently ranting on Instagram live about how Mario Party is unfair bullshit

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



StarkRavingMad posted:

Brandi is currently ranting on Instagram live about how Mario Party is unfair bullshit

She speaks the truth.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



StarkRavingMad posted:

Brandi is currently ranting on Instagram live about how Mario Party is unfair bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5IyYNI28gM

it really is

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

frankie kazarian shut up

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

StarkRavingMad posted:

Brandi is currently ranting on Instagram live about how Mario Party is unfair bullshit





Brandi is of course right.

d8uv
Sep 17, 2005

DO NOT EAT
Grimey Drawer
Do we know what AEW is doing to be safe due to the roni? Because I have to admit, a large reason why I've stopped watching WWE completely is due to how unsafe they're seeming

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

nothing special.

SteelFusion
Jan 10, 2006

that cow college

d8uv posted:

Do we know what AEW is doing to be safe due to the roni? Because I have to admit, a large reason why I've stopped watching WWE completely is due to how unsafe they're seeming

For one, they had rapid COVID tests for all cast and crew participating in the show/tapings (same as UFC, who is also in Jacksonville and staying in the same hotel). Everyone presumably tested negative.

UFC also did antibody tests, no clue about AEW.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

d8uv posted:

Do we know what AEW is doing to be safe due to the roni? Because I have to admit, a large reason why I've stopped watching WWE completely is due to how unsafe they're seeming

They’ve tested literally everyone:

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1258092134705627136
https://twitter.com/WithSpandex/status/1258111801008537601

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
they have a special chemical, that is like a sword, that protects against the circumstances

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1258176497577332745?s=20

Lmao

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

what the gently caress is this movie its deeply offensive poo poo

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Hahahah they got fined for blood in a wrestling match

If anything, this is good publicity for them

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Aew

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Chris Cruise was one of the ROH guys that Adam Pearce called out for being a shithead, wasn't he?

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Light the fuse dynamite

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
here's the union talking about the precautions for people without a facebook

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Will Ferrel is not a super saiyan this is upsetting

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

beat the fuckin hell out of my azz

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1258180532749336576

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

AEW Wednesday Night Horny Night

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

what's wrong with white girl's rear end

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!



Literally never heard of Chris Cruise before, and the only thing on the first page of his google results that gives any indication as to who the gently caress he is is him rambling to a dirtsheet about how he knows that AEW won't succeed.

Am I right in assuming he's a Jim Cornette wannabe?

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.




YES

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
it is Wednesday my dudes!

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Teddybear posted:

Literally never heard of Chris Cruise before, and the only thing on the first page of his google results that gives any indication as to who the gently caress he is is him rambling to a dirtsheet about how he knows that AEW won't succeed.

Am I right in assuming he's a Jim Cornette wannabe?

i didn't know either but i'm happy with this summary from the replies
https://twitter.com/colettearrand/status/1258178319226482691

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:


good rear end clip

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
This is the first time since the whole pandemic started that I'm not too mentally exhausted to actually watch wrestling. loving pumped!

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Kevin Hart opens a car wash

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



IT IS TIME

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Kevin Hart opens a car wash

This is probably the most confusing last 10 minutes of a Dynamite lead in I have seen. This or maybe the Rock movie where he is a nerd for the CIA.

blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.


LETS GOOOOO

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

What the gently caress is this song

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I wanna light the fuse you assholes

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



coconono posted:

What the gently caress is this song

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Where does Cody find all this awful buttrock?

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
Not sure I'm really feeling GDTing tonight I'm going to have a drinkski and see where it goes at least.

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