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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1258214620491403265

:siren: AEW DARK MATCHES NEED TO BE SPOILER TAGGED IN THIS THREAD :siren:
They can be openly discussed without spoiler tags in the spoiler thread if you wish
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AEW Dynamite for 5/6 via https://www.f4wonline.com

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The show opened with a video recap of Lance Archer vs. Dustin Rhodes from last week's show.

Jim Ross, Excalibur and Tony Schiavone welcomed us to the show as pyro went off. Roughly a dozen wrestlers were shown sitting in the audience.

**********

Cody defeated Joey Janela

This was an excellent opener.

After locking up, Cody hit a series of shoulder tackles. They traded a series of pinning combinations and quick two counts. Cody hit a delayed vertical suplex for a near fall.

Janela used a series of strikes to take over. Janela blocked a Cross Rhodes and sent Cody into the middle rope with a drop toehold. Janela used a bodyscissors and the pace slowed.

The match spilled to the outside. Janela whipped Cody into the barricade and connected with a series of forearm strikes. They brawled onto the ramp and stage area. Janela went for a running clothesline. Cody blocked and hit a disaster kick.

Cody hit a moonsault off the stage. Back inside, Cody hit a pump kick. Janela answered with a big boot and hit a top rope elbow for a near fall.

Cody hit an inverted superplex for a two count. Cody removed his weight belt. Janela blocked Cross Rhodes and hit a back elbow. Cody went for a cutter but Janela turned it into a German.

Cody took a flip bump off a Janela lariat. Janela missed a moonsault. Cody came off the top rope and hit a cutter for a two count.

The finish saw the two trade a series of punches. Janela went to hit the ropes. Cody grabbed him and hit Cross Rhodes for the pin.

**********

A video package aired highlighting the top contenders in the women's division and the champion Nyla Rose.

**********

Rose entered for her match. Schiavone interviewed her on the stage. Rose cut a generic heel promo and ripped on Tony.

**********

Nyla Rose defeated Kenzie Paige

This was a squash.

Rose hit some clubbing strikes. Paige went for a sunset flip. Rose blocked and hit a release German. Rose hit a swanton bomb. She had Paige pinned but pulled her up at the count of two.

Rose hit two powerbombs, then hit a Beast Bomb for the pin.

**********

MJF cut a promo. He said a lot of wrestlers who are almost 30 are calling themselves the next big thing. He said he is the big thing after being on TV for six months at 24 years old.

He said when people knock him they compare him to legends like Flair, Rock and Piper. He said he's none of those people, he's better. He said he's so good and secure in his spot that he can afford to miss TV.

MJF said he's injury free and returns to in-ring action next week.

**********

A Shawn Spears video promo aired. He questioned why Cody let Dustin take such a beating last week, then said it was because Cody is selfish.

**********

Back live, Schiavone interviewed Spears and MJF in the crowd.

Spears shaved his facial hair and looks twenty years older.

MJF and Spears complimented each other. MJF said Spears was the bravest man he's ever known for having the guts to expose Cody. Spears said MJF's comeback story is the best in the history of sports.

Schiavone told MJF that Tony Khan has not only signed MJF to a match next week, but he's signed him to face Jungle Boy at Double or Nothing.

**********

Jon Moxley defeated Frankie Kazarian

This went through a commercial break. I didn't like the match before the break. I liked the action after the break.

The pacing here was strange as they opened with mat wrestling, would kick up the intensity with strikes, then slow things back down again with more holds.

Kazarian used a side headlock. Moxley used a rear chinlock. Moxley clotheslined Kazarian onto the stage as the show went to a commercial break. The match continued picture-in-picture.

They brawled around ringside during the break. Moxley hit an x-plex for a near fall. Moxley hit a high knee and Kazarian fell to the floor. Moxley went for a diving attack off the post. Kazarian nailed him with a big boot.

Kazarian hit a missile dropkick and used a slingshot DDT for a near fall. Moxley blocked a neckbreaker and hit a release German. Kazarian hit a backstabber and used an unprettier for a two count.

They traded strikes, then traded Woo dropkicks. Kazarian hooked on a kneebar and trapped Moxley's arms as well. Moxley kicked out of the hold.

Kazarian hit a leg slice in the ropes and Moxley rolled to the apron. Kazarian hit a suplex. They traded stiff strikes. Moxley hit a lariat.

Kazarian used two quick cradles for near falls, then suplexed Moxley into the buckle.

The finish saw Kazarian miss a diving attack off the top rope. Moxley hit the Paradigm Shift out of nowhere for the pin.

**********

10 and other masked members of Dark Order attacked Moxley after the match. Chris Daniels and Scorpio Sky ran in for the save and were overwhelmed.

Once things were well in hand, Brodie Lee sauntered out. He hit Daniels with a chair shot on the stage. He made his way to the ring and hit a discus lariat on Moxley.

Lee cut a promo. He said he's answering the bounty that Moxley put on his own head last week.

Lee said he's a leader, he makes lives extraordinary and he's not the same guy that used to be on the same level as Moxley.

Lee said there's no crowd here to lift Moxley up and Moxley has the crown jewel of wrestling, the AEW title.

Lee challenged Moxley for the title. He said he doesn't know who Moxley is, a movie star, a fighter, a fatherless boy. Lee sat the mic in front of Moxley and told him to answer the challenge.

Moxley said all Lee had to do was ask.

Lee and Dark Order again attacked Moxley after he accepted the challenge.

I felt that this was a good segment that went too long.

**********

We got a strange Brandi Rhodes video promo.

She fired back at Jake Roberts. She said she's not Cleopatra, Delilah or Monica as he suggested many weeks ago. She said it's not 1991 and if he slaps her she'll hit back.

She said her husband is the good guy, kissing babies, the face of the company, but she's harder to pin down. She said she's the CBO of AEW and he should keep her name out of his dirty, old mouth.

It's clear that Brandi and Cody are the faces in this program with Archer but this was a heel promo. I don't know Brandi the person. Brandi the performer is a natural heel.

**********

Lance Archer (w/Jake Roberts) defeated QT Marshall (w/Brandi Rhodes)

Marshall hit one vertical suplex. This was a dominant Archer win aside from that.

Archer hit all of his trademark offense. Marshall is fundamentally sound but he took the worst bump I've ever seen for a pounce in this match.

During the bout, Britt Baker hit Marshall with a shoe from the audience. Brandi responded by throwing the shoe deep into the arena.

Archer hit Blackout and had Marshall pinned but decided to pull him up at the count of two. Archer then used the EBD Claw for the pin.

**********

After the match, Baker jumped the rail and laid out Brandi on the floor with a DDT. She tossed Brandi into the ring.

Roberts climbed into the ring with a snake. He put the snake on Brandi and hovered over her, delivering some pelvic thrusts for good measure.

Cody was nowhere to be found. The announcers tried to explain the angle saying that Cody must have been in the trainer's room getting medical attention.

This was a heavy angle. Aspects of it were clever, especially managing to lay Brandi out without man-on-woman violence. I didn't care for it and found it kind of sleazy. I'm sure that was the idea.

**********

Moxley vs. Lee for the AEW Championship, Cody vs. Archer for the TNT Championship, Jungle Boy vs. MJF and a Casino Ladder Match for an AEW title shot were announced for Double or Nothing.

**********

Taz interviewed Darby Allin backstage. Taz offered Allin some professional help and advice after Allin "pinned himself" last week. Allin ignored Taz and walked off.

**********

Brodie Lee vs. Christopher Daniels, MJF in action, Jurassic Express vs. Best Friends, Hikaru Shida vs. Britt Baker vs. Kris Statlander vs. Penelope Ford, Chris Jericho vs. Pineapple Pete and a Jake Roberts/Lance Archer promo were advertised for next week's Dynamite.

**********

Matt Hardy and Kenny Omega vs Chris Jericho and Sammy Guevara (The Sex Gods)

They did moves in the ring for awhile. Matt Hardy became the old Matt Hardy (The Young Matt Hardy) and they eventually brawled to the back.

Matt Hardy was dumped into an ice vending thing. It's not a machine but you get ice out of it. There wasn't much ice in it though.

The heels eventually got the upper hand on Kenny Omega until Damascus (the new Matt Hardy) emerged from the ice. He hit Chris Jericho with a golf cart.

Then he hit Sammy with a golf cart.

Kenny Omega was going to hit a moonsault on Jericho through a table but it got broken up and he hit it on the pile instead.

Then the Inner Circle attacked as Kenny Omega was about to win.

They power bombed Damascus through a table.

They power bombed Omega onto a golf cart.

Chris Jericho pinned Kenny Omega with the Judas Effect.

A good match and I liked the show.



News
Daly's Place is next to the Jaguars Stadium
The locker rooms are very far from the ring you need to take a golf cart there.
This is known as foreshadowing.


Upcoming Schedule

NEXT WEEK
JERICHO VS PINEAPPLE PETE
MJF IS IN ACTION
JURASSIC EXPRESS VS BEST FRIENDS
SHIDA VS BAKER VS STATLANDER VS FORD

DOUBLE OR NOTHING DEUX
Cody vs Archer for the TNT Championship
The Casino Ladder Match
Brodie Lee vs Jon Moxley for the AEW Championship

Links
The Official AEW Podcast! https://link.chtbl.com/AEW
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AEW Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCFN4JkGP_bVhAdBsoV9xftA
Being the Elite Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UC2V6TA0OqHr9BojcHz9az-w
Twitter https://twitter.com/aewrestling
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Myspace https://www.myspace.com/aewrestling

Your First New Champions in AEW History the Second AEW Tag Team Champions:


Your Second AEW Women's Champion:


Your Second AEW World Champion to get the belt stolen


MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 03:22 on May 7, 2020

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

this week's dynamite poster of the week is a hosed up fucker! just kidding. It's regular. that's very good so congratulations to all participants and especially all who placed.

1. Jerusalem
2. Dango Bango
3. Pinwiz11
4. Huntman
5. coconono

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Denim

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


You need to update Moxley's subtitle: he got the belt stolen.

Screw the Dark Order.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



i am excited for the opportunity to see more kart-based offense in the future

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Wasn't a bell to bell perfect show but it was a fun two hours and really enjoyed that main event.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Sounds like it was a good show.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
-Those weeks of carrying half the broadcast seems to have really instilled a lot of confidence in Tony. He's engaging a lot more on commentary and JR but especially Excalibur are giving him the room to ruminate. I'm real into this three-man booth rn.

-Brandi is a champ for not moving at all during that segment. And I'm guessing Jake kept moving the snake around because it could've bitten her eventually? All Fetish Wrestling, huh

-2 Darbys barely makes one Taz

-Oh, that ice machine has to be disinfected now

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

They needed to go live because I'm certain whatever show they had in the can was nowhere near the show they did tonight.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Let's talk about the real big news.

https://twitter.com/JimmyHavoc/status/1258207531656044544

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer


karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

iospace posted:

You need to update Moxley's subtitle: he got the belt stolen.

Screw the Dark Order.

Wasn't in a Longhorn Steakhouse, doesn't count.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

iospace posted:

You need to update Moxley's subtitle: he got the belt stolen.

Screw the Dark Order.

Was there a Longhorn Steakhouse in that food court?

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








AEW is incredible, I cant stress this enough

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


MassRafTer posted:

Was there a Longhorn Steakhouse in that food court?

Let me check.

:negative:

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


i'm happy mullet kenny is dead and long hair kenny is back

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
This show RULED

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
when's the last time a match has had that much denim

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

When Tony makes the latte wrong.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Missed the episode, is there anything I need to go out of my way to watch after reading the summary?

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
i'm already seeing memes of the golf cart chase from random corners of my twitter follows so Genius Tony has done it again

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


MJeff posted:

Missed the episode, is there anything I need to go out of my way to watch after reading the summary?

The Street Fight for sure.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Apparently the Maryland athletic commission has officially fined AEW $10,000 for the Moxley/Omega match lol. The snitch who reported it to them is having a nice little victory lap about how he permanently humiliated AEW.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1258176497577332745

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




There are very smart people running AEW

blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.


Chris Cruise, best known for...commentating on WCW Main Event, and now this, I guess?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Excellent show this week. The DoN is really, really making me wanna give them my twenty bucks.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Dimebags Brain posted:

Apparently the Maryland athletic commission has officially fined AEW $10,000 for the Moxley/Omega match lol. The snitch who reported it to them is having a nice little victory lap about how he permanently humiliated AEW.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1258176497577332745

I saw this before Dynamite and thought it was so funny I wanted to post about it after, then Dynamite was so good I forgot.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

MorningMoon posted:

Excellent show this week. The DoN is really, really making me wanna give them my twenty bucks.

Same, but 50.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Dimebags Brain posted:

The snitch who reported it to them is having a nice little victory lap about how he permanently humiliated AEW.
he can take whatever he wants, dude is about to be harassed off the internet with the most disgusting poo poo possible lmao

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
i aint reading some long rear end document what was the fine for

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Coaaab posted:

he can take whatever he wants, dude is about to be harassed off the internet with the most disgusting poo poo possible lmao

Nah he's only on Facebook so you can just post minions memes at him.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Dimebags Brain posted:

Apparently the Maryland athletic commission has officially fined AEW $10,000 for the Moxley/Omega match lol. The snitch who reported it to them is having a nice little victory lap about how he permanently humiliated AEW.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1258176497577332745
And for the record, he's clearly doing this because of his weird AEW hate boner and the no blood rule being the only well-known Maryland rule, because literally every possible pro wrestling show in the state is going to be FULL of egregious violations:
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1258179183567679490

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

MJeff posted:

Missed the episode, is there anything I need to go out of my way to watch after reading the summary?
yeah, the episode.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Whoever that guy is, he's probably finding out already that when you try to narc on something the internet likes it will punch back

Coaaab posted:

he can take whatever he wants, dude is about to be harassed off the internet with the most disgusting poo poo possible lmao

At the very least he's probably going to get swatted etc by the portion of wrestling fans that are... we'll say unstable

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
how does maryland still have kayfabed wrestling regulations, i thought vince managed to get rid of all those in the early 90s.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Seams posted:

i aint reading some long rear end document what was the fine for

Cool spots in the very good Kenny/Moxley match

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

how does maryland still have kayfabed wrestling regulations, i thought vince managed to get rid of all those in the early 90s.

One time some buffed up wrestlers full of blood got a drop of their meaty wrestle blood on a big wig Maryland's new white suit and they got super cheesed.

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Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

MassRafTer posted:

Nah he's only on Facebook so you can just post minions memes at him.
those are gonna some very lewd, nsfw minions coming up on his screen, then

Mr. Carlisle posted:

At the very least he's probably going to get swatted etc by the portion of wrestling fans that are... we'll say unstable
not sure if you can swat with impunity nowadays, but i still genuinely hope that doesn't happen to that dude

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