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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > the chimichurrian candidate
 
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nut

 when my wife gets home she’ll find my copy of catcher in the rye open, face down on the ground. she’ll walk into the kitchen to catch me armed with a glock unloading clip after clip on the parsley. I will insist it is not chopped finely enough. it is never chopped finely enough

* # ? May 7, 2020 13:48
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nut

 in foia-obtained unredacted FBI documents, we have learned that the official’s body was “exceptionally well marinated”

* # ? May 7, 2020 13:51
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 after a few weeks of silence my family checks in on me. i'm not at the house, but they find a wall covered with red string, pushpins, and note cards.

"these... these are grammas recipe cards? oh no! HE'S GOING TO THE FAIR! HE'S GOING TO SUBMIT BREAD!"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? May 7, 2020 13:59
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nut

 an unpredicted, but natural extension of housing all those mk ultra scientists in Argentina following ww2

* # ? May 7, 2020 14:51
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nut

 disappointed fbi director at outback steakhouse whispering into his watch: air the head-on commercial...

* # ? May 7, 2020 14:56
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nut

 ok maybe this is a better joke that i jus say to myself in time out

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take the moon

by sebmojo
its a good joke lol. I like when a thread title is enough to.make me.laugh

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* # ? May 7, 2020 17:25
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