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My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

HEY all you awesome GOONS!

Come in here and sign Penny's digital SA bday card.



Happy birthday Penny! I :love: you. You are the sweetest poster with the prettiest eyes. I hope you have a magical bday today!

<3 Shoes

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Aww, thank you. :glomp:

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Happy birthday Pennywise the Frown!

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene
Happy birthday penny from you know who!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Happy bird day!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I saw this and thought of you for some reason, Penny. Happy bday.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
Happy Birthday! :toot: I wish you better luck with your future cooking endeavors.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

drunkenmonkeystyle
Jan 16, 2020

Gonk!!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Happy birthday ya loving stupid lovely rear end in a top hat

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Feliz aniversário!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDn0lzevy6k&hd=1

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
These birthday cards are hilarious.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


HBD

as your gift I won't rag on your for eating subway today, congrats

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Happy bday Penney! What are you doing for it? Covid bday parties sound pretty lame :/

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Burt Sexual posted:

Happy bday Penney! What are you doing for it? Covid bday parties sound pretty lame :/

What I do every day. Sit on my rear end doing nothing and go out to my garage for a cigarette every hour or so. I will contribute nothing to society and possibly be a drain. I'll read the forums and FB and Twitter and get angry at the dumb chuds and question my sanity. I'll wish I could do something about it but get depressed when I know I'll just sit here and do nothing.

A blessed day!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Happy Birthday

I'll invite all the video game and cartoon characters. Bring it in guys.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


I attended a Waldorf school when i was a wee lad, and we had a special birthday song there. It goes a little something like this

Someone's got a birthday, we know who
someone's got a birthday, could be you!
Allll your friends are greeting you
Happy happy happy happy day to you
Stand up
Take a bow
Dear pennywise the frown
Right nooooow

Anyway i think thats how it went, its been 20 years. Happy birthday frowns

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

I don't know who you are but people like you so happy birthday!!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhdOPhTHeoE

glad you're hanging in there!

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

What I do every day. Sit on my rear end doing nothing
livin the dream

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Happy birthday you bastard you son of a bitch I'll never forget what you did until the day I die happy birthday this is what you get

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

RepeatingMeme posted:

I attended a Waldorf school when i was a wee lad, and we had a special birthday song there. It goes a little something like this

Someone's got a birthday, we know who
someone's got a birthday, could be you!
Allll your friends are greeting you
Happy happy happy happy day to you
Stand up
Take a bow
Dear pennywise the frown
Right nooooow

Anyway i think thats how it went, its been 20 years. Happy birthday frowns

I'm torn between imagining a child gripped in terror that everyone around them knows the terrible secret of their birthday without having been told, or that during the "all your friends" line, Sonic, Mario, and all the video game characters are going to rush in

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Haha, you're old

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Welcome to Birf!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

I'll be there at 6:55pm to fluff myself.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWJzA6c3bO0

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019


Bugugugugugug make sure he gets his birthday spankings too!

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Roses are red
violets are blue
Happy Birthday
to you

Pennywise

Signed

Wandoodle Esq. the 3rd, PhD BVD MSG

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Thanks, I hate it.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2eZFm3aoKU


Im gonna hire this "family" to spank Penny.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


My mom's sequential birthday rear end sucks.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Happy birthday, don't forget to pee your pants in the zoom party and harassing Jon pop.

naem
May 29, 2011

happy b day p-frow

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

My Shoes posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2eZFm3aoKU


Im gonna hire this "family" to spank Penny.

uhhhhh

really glad i'm not signed in to youtube after watching that

naem
May 29, 2011

hey penny wise what kind of scooter do you have?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

naem posted:

hey penny wise what kind of scooter do you have?

It's a Wolf EX-150. Made in China. I asked the guy if we could negotiate the price but he said Trump's tariffs wouldn't allow that lol.

I really like it. I've gotten it close to 50mph I think but the roads here are so lovely it's just terrifying. Actually, going 25mph on the roads is terrifying. The wheels are so small so it doesn't take potholes very well.

There are no helmet laws here (loving stupid) but I wear a helmet and a motorcycle jacket with hard padding. People here ride with t-shirts and shorts. I'd say 25% of people wear helmets. It's so stupid.



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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Happy Birthday you filthy animal!

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