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I have a reptile dysfunction. 
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May 7, 2020 23:42
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It died
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May 8, 2020 00:33
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ShortyMR.CAT fucked around with this message at 00:55 on May 8, 2020 |
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May 8, 2020 00:35
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have you tried choking it?
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May 8, 2020 00:38
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You have to reboot it, can you locate the power button? *sigh* No, it's not the anus.
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May 8, 2020 00:38
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OP it died
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May 8, 2020 00:40
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You're a lizard, Harry.
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May 8, 2020 00:40
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The animal no longer is living
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May 8, 2020 00:40
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I had two little green lizards when I was younger and they got some kind of hosed up disease and their feet rotted off and then they died and I felt bad about it that was my first lesson in responsibility. I was 36. Thank you.
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May 8, 2020 00:40
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Have you tried cleaning it? 
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May 8, 2020 00:41
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Big Beef City posted:I had two little green lizards when I was younger and they got some kind of hosed up disease and their feet rotted off and then they died and I felt bad about it that was my first lesson in responsibility. It's likely that they too, like OP's animal, succumbed to a condition known as death
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May 8, 2020 00:42
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Maybe it's just asleep
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May 8, 2020 00:42
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TheAardvark posted:Maybe it's just asleep The sleep is permanent
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May 8, 2020 00:43
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The sleep is permanent I think I just saw it move a little
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May 8, 2020 00:44
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has it gotten smaller lately op? maybe this is a benny button situation
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May 8, 2020 00:45
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TheAardvark posted:I think I just saw it move a little That's just residual complications from being dead.
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May 8, 2020 00:45
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number, number, number, number, numberoneposter your pet is dead your pet is dead
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May 8, 2020 00:46
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OP I must insist that all life has left your pet's body. In fact I'm quite adamant about it.
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May 8, 2020 00:46
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let's assume the lizard IS dead and it is permanent. assuming you ARE right, which I doubt, like, how long would we be talking?
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May 8, 2020 00:47
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Big Beef City posted:let's assume the lizard IS dead and it is permanent. The length of its death would be terribly long, I've seen numbers, charts, other things
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May 8, 2020 00:48
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Cyril Sneer posted:number, number, number, number, numberoneposter Having trouble placing the melody for this, but it feels promising.
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May 8, 2020 00:50
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it needs therapy
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May 8, 2020 00:53
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Good they are freaks of nature and powerful magicians or wizards and I don't trust them
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May 8, 2020 00:57
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ANUSTART posted:it needs therapy It is unresponsive to psychiatric care in its current state
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May 8, 2020 00:58
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The length of its death would be terribly long, I've seen numbers, charts, other things I've scanned the back of a nearby empty Mike and Ike's box on my desk and also run through a few non-related things in my mind and I'm not drawing any of the same conclusions your facts and reason are coming to. But I'm sold. The lizard is gay. I've seen enough here to report that back to my superiors. Carry on.
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May 8, 2020 00:58
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I've done some research and the preliminary results show that OP's pet died of exposure to vitamin E vape juice.
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May 8, 2020 00:59
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Big Beef City posted:I've scanned the back of a nearby empty Mike and Ike's box on my desk and also run through a few non-related things in my mind and I'm not drawing any of the same conclusions your facts and reason are coming to. But I'm sold. It is possible it is gay and also dead, some sort of heretofore unknown quantum state
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May 8, 2020 00:59
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It is possible it is gay and also dead, some sort of heretofore unknown quantum state Come to think of it Doctor, the side of the Mike and Ike box does say "Original Fruits" on it...you don't suppose the two are related here, do you? The lizard being both dead and gay, existing in a quantum state, as you put it and Mrs. Harrelson here inheriting that million dollars from her husbands estate?
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May 8, 2020 01:01
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Yeah well my gf doesn't love me anymore op cry me a river okay
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May 8, 2020 01:02
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Big Beef City posted:Come to think of it Doctor, the side of the Mike and Ike box does say "Original Fruits" on it...you don't suppose the two are related here, do you? If it exists apart from our common perception of time it could in fact be the original "fruit" so to speak. Which means that this dead animal has been gay for longer than any other known creature in the universe. I suspect the dead pet also can produce signifigant amounts of kinetic energy that can be transferred sonically through the air, which begs the question, with this power, is OP an actual poster, or just the dead pet masquerading as OP?
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May 8, 2020 01:05
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I think it's pretty conclusive, OP is a dead gay quantum entangled psychokinetic chameleon.
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May 8, 2020 01:06
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Sorry bout the broken sex parts, op
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May 8, 2020 01:08
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Did you move him to a new surface and make him comfortable to make sure?
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May 8, 2020 01:19
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chupacabron posted:Did you move him to a new surface and make him comfortable to make sure? No it is dead
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May 8, 2020 01:20
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Poor guy got tired of watching you touch yourself OP.
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May 8, 2020 01:26
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Somebody call Lazarus. Wait Lazarus has been dead for over a year now. Clean that. Wick that water.
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May 8, 2020 01:27
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Proud of you, OP
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May 8, 2020 02:28
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Relayer posted:Good they are freaks of nature and powerful magicians or wizards and I don't trust them They don’t make the best pets either. They’re super fussy, and even under the best circumstances and with the best care they only live about 5 years tops. Which is sad, because they’re awesome and I’d totally keep a bunch of them otherwise.
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May 8, 2020 02:40
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Nope you're just no longer sensing the correct frequencies
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May 8, 2020 03:18
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Maybe she got sick of you making such a big deal out of it and now she only does it when you're not looking
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