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Just once I wanted Captain Planet to show up and say "I was taking a NAP, Jesus, now what? A hole in a dam? Really? I'm like, the male physical manifestation of Gaia and have existed since before the Earth as you call it finished cooling. I don't give a poo poo that there's a leaky dam. Do you have any idea how little of a gently caress I give about this? Also...why do I look like MacGyver and SilverSurfer had a love child"
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May 8, 2020 21:46
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yah im at work but i can take a smoke break
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May 8, 2020 22:05
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Big Beef City posted:it isn't funny unless someone makes this joke every single time, you got any cartman impressions in there? 
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May 8, 2020 22:23
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This is my fetish.
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May 8, 2020 22:55
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mobby_6kl posted:Whoa who jizzed in your cornflakes. Sorry this is the first time I'm talking about simultaneously jerking off with other guys, didn't know you already ran into it repeatedly Oh reaaaally Mister Gosh I'm so innocent I never hang around with a bunch of dudes and never ever talk about jacking off together constantly all the time man. Is that so? Then explain this *tips sunglasses down with one hand, tips hat back with the other, points at you with another, and a tv with you saying "...eat the biscuit" with another* how'd you know about the biscuit...champ?
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May 8, 2020 23:00
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Big Beef City posted:Oh reaaaally Mister Gosh I'm so innocent I never hang around with a bunch of dudes and never ever talk about jacking off together constantly all the time man. You're making me lose my erection.
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May 8, 2020 23:08
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If we sync up and all wear our crystals we can overpower the coronavirus with our jo energy.
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May 8, 2020 23:34
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Haha how did I miss this thread
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May 9, 2020 00:26
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I have started doing it more, think it's a defense mechanism against fear of death. I so so hope we all get lucky af and there is a vaccine. If so I'm going to be *traveling* Mmmmmmm
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May 9, 2020 00:30
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i live in San Diego IRL
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May 9, 2020 01:31
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I think it’s great that even in these trying times we can all cum together
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May 9, 2020 01:34
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Spinz posted:I have started doing it more, think it's a defense mechanism against fear of death. I so so hope we all get lucky af and there is a vaccine. If so I'm going to be *traveling* Well that'd explain why I'm the farthest thing from scared of death possible and why I love this site at the same time
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May 9, 2020 02:32
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We gotta post the jack material if we’re gonna sync. It has to be something we all find erotic and stimulating.
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May 9, 2020 03:47
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I'm gonna attach electrodes to my balls and dick, when it's time, GIVE ME THE SIGNAL edit: I dunked them in water too just to be sure the charge is powerful enough
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May 9, 2020 03:49
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https://i.imgur.com/1idDUOu.mp4
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May 9, 2020 09:10
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"yarimasu" is the japanese verb that means "to make the axe cum"
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May 9, 2020 09:40
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got wood? 
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May 9, 2020 09:44
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Chinatown posted:i live in San Diego IRL bah dah ba bah bah, bah dah ba ba
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May 9, 2020 10:36
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dicks out for harambe
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May 9, 2020 10:37
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im back bitch nothing can stop me corona cant stop me im jacking powerfully u cant do shi t bitch I need a new avatar. Suggestions? Something that really charges the ole' JO crystal?
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May 9, 2020 10:55
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Big Beef City posted:Just once I wanted Captain Planet to show up and say "I was taking a NAP, Jesus, now what? A hole in a dam? Really? I'm like, the male physical manifestation of Gaia and have existed since before the Earth as you call it finished cooling. I don't give a poo poo that there's a leaky dam. Do you have any idea how little of a gently caress I give about this? Also...why do I look like MacGyver and SilverSurfer had a love child" He ginna stick his dick in thst dam
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May 9, 2020 12:35
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Captain Planet would smash that dam, it's interfering with nature.
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May 9, 2020 12:39
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hey when are we starting cause ive been turgid for hours now
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May 9, 2020 12:39
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call a dr you got a boner disease
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May 9, 2020 14:12
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Thats what them commercials are always talking about if you got one of those superboners that doesn't go away for 4 or more hours you got boner problems and have to be rushed to the Bone-ER to get a jackendectomy stat
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May 9, 2020 14:14
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You gotta go on the operating table. And I'm the goddamn jackoff surgeon
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May 9, 2020 14:53
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If everybody on earth came at the same time the force of their combined ejaculate would cause such an incredible amount of downward pressure that it would actually shatter the earth's core and plunge civilization into 1,000 years of darkness. This only happens once every 1,000 years. Nature is truly majestic.
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May 9, 2020 15:14
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Spinz posted:I have started doing it more, think it's a defense mechanism against fear of death. I so so hope we all get lucky af and there is a vaccine. If so I'm going to be *traveling* Now I know why I have no fear of death whatsoever. 
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