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 https://rudetalesofmagic.simplecast.com/ Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment. Produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate Horse. CAST  Albeara "Albee" Dawn is played by Carly Monardo. She's a fawn, is extremely excitable, gets perfect grades, and REALLY wants to know if you've heard about her idol Kreedis (The Hero Monk of the four elements). If this podcast were an anime she would probably be the main character.  Cordelia Sasquatch is played by Ali Fisher. Best friend of Albee. Grew up alone never knowing another member of her kind and thus lacks social skills. Has recently made a demonic deal with an entity known as Cheddar where she hands out coupons for his restaurant in Hell in exchange for magic powers that she can't fully control.  Bellow is played by Joe Lepore. Bellow is a super sexy and almost psychotically chill Tiefling. What he lacks in brains he more than makes up for in looking good without a shirt on. Albee has a painfully obvious crush on him that he is blissfully unaware of.  Frederick de Bonesby is played by Christopher Hastings. Mr. de Bonesby was once a powerful noble man and wizard, but then he tried to turn himself into a lich and hosed it up so now he's just a skeleton man who's lost most of his magic. Kind of an rear end in a top hat in a major way. When he still had his powers he used them to teach a bird to speak, and that bird was...  Stirfry is played by Tim Platt. You will hate Stirfry, and then you will love him.
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I thought de Bonseby defending Albee in this ep was very sweet
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The amount of genuinely touching character development that has come from the peepee poopoo d&d podcast is incredible.
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Ok I'll be the one to say it: Stirfry is good, but de Bonesby is S tier.
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Take in its bubbling abyss.....
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Warbird posted:Ok I'll be the one to say it: Stirfry is good, but de Bonesby is S tier. I’m a patreon and Taylor reccoed an album for me after I said I was tired from all the zoom meetings I had and it was chill as hell De Bonesby is most definitely S tier, Stir Fry is also awesome Do it ironically fucked around with this message at 02:57 on May 9, 2020 |
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Do it ironically posted:Take in its bubbling abyss..... The vapors form figures both strange and tragic!
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Do it ironically posted:I’m a patreon and Taylor reccoed an album for me after I said I was tired from all the zoom meetings I had and it was chill as hell what album was it
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goblin week posted:what album was it Les Paul - Hawaiian Paradise, this was after the Danny timeshare episode
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Was DTS voiced by someone of note? I saw some reactions about the VA but I didn’t recognize the voice.
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Oh poo poo I had no idea this was Branson Reese's podcast (of Smooth Shark/One Fear/etc fame). I just listened to the first episode and it feels very polished. I'll keep going for sure.
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showbiz_liz posted:I just listened to the first episode and it feels very polished. I'll keep going for sure. Yeah, it's really funny. I really appreciate how everything is kept in-character and there's not the constant out-of-character goofs that I've heard from other shows. It almost has the feel of a scripted show. And I don't know anything about the DM but he seems fantastic.
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AndrewP posted:And I don't know anything about the DM but he seems fantastic. Well for one thing his comics are incredible 
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showbiz_liz posted:Well for one thing his comics are incredible Holy poo poo I didn't know it was this guy. That's awesome.
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Branson recorded an entire commentary for Space Jam, in character as Senator Pepsi https://www.patreon.com/posts/36068797
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I, Butthole posted:hey soul sister This part was the cherry on top of a perfect episode!
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This was one of my favorite de Bonesby moments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGzA7wGnrCs
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MY NAME IS GERRY MENTLEGEN AND NOTHING IN THIS WORLD PISSES ME OFF NEAR HALF AS BAD AS WHEN MY DIAPER'S SOILED Down With People fucked around with this message at 23:59 on May 12, 2020 |
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All the character stuff came together so perfectly, thematically and dramatically, in this most recent episode. According to the new Patreon discussion about this, Branson and guest Brennan, who played Kreedis talked a lot about how he wanted to play things, but all the stuff from Carly/Albee was off the cuff. Besides all the emotional stuff, making the endless fountain of nachos they conjured as a joke becoming her final lesson was also some inspired improv.
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BLM is so loving talented, both as a DM and as a player. He fits in effortlessly in all these different campaigns with different players; NADDPOD, TAZ, and now rude tales.
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Bellow is #1 Himbo
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RandomPauI posted:Is Kebin related to Mother? I don’t think so. It’s pretty clear that Kebin is demonic, but Mother seems to be something like a nature spirit. Kebin appeared in Cordelia at the time the school disappeared, two days before they talked to Casper, while it seems Mother has been around longer. I relistened to the Kebin episode yesterday, and I forgot how funny it was even with the big final change. After the gruesome description when Kebin first appears, there’s a pause, and at the perfect moment, Joe says “Bellow stops Naruto running and starts regular running.”
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Skunk the orphan girl has such a great voice.
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“oh my god how many kids did you stab before you found me” “let me tell you, it’s not zero!”
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I binged through Rude Tales while doing mindless work from home poo poo and it rules. DM and players alike are endlessly creative and you can tell that it's been ruthlessly edited because it keeps a fantastic pace at all times. I'm very excited to hear more of Ali's horrible harpy laugh in this spinoff. Also I'm sad because now I have to wait for new episodes like every other schmuck.
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Party Boat posted:I binged through Rude Tales while doing mindless work from home poo poo and it rules. DM and players alike are endlessly creative and you can tell that it's been ruthlessly edited because it keeps a fantastic pace at all times. I'm very excited to hear more of Ali's horrible harpy laugh in this spinoff. God, I know that feeling. Going from having a big backlog of episodes to having to wait two weeks for more of this show is the worst.
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They say in the Patreon episodes that a major reason why they’re doing a side story is the quarantine. Trying to read and play off each over Zoom apparently sucks rear end. So I can see them going for a looser band of wacky assholes instead of friends with emotional connections. Despite all that, the interaction Torrin had with her little friend who got adopted was really sweet and sad. But while they are playing wildly different characters, Carly and Allie’s characters will always be friends 
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