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OK so you see this one lady in the background with 5 seconds of screen time? She's going to be the FIRST OPENLY GAY Star Wars character.
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Dr Pepper posted:OK so you see this one lady in the background with 5 seconds of screen time? Ah, taking a page from the Finding Dory playbook. Or was that the Beauty and the Beast playbook? Frozen?
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May 23, 2020 21:16
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Bespin High All your loved and hated characters in their late puberty played by the cheapest group of actors money can buy.
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May 24, 2020 10:30
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It's time to bring Star Wars: Droids back for new audiences. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riIOiNq0RHk I envision it being reborn as a prestige hourly TV drama with a darker athmosphere. There'll be an ensemble cast of new droids (all voiced by popular movie actors). We can figure out the plot later, what's important is that it'll have robots - they're popular right now, have you guys seen that Westworld show? We gotta get on this.
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May 24, 2020 14:48
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SlothfulCobra posted:Could we introduce a "bad" type of rebel to demonstrate what people should definitely not do so we don't get people challenging monopolies or trying to redistribute wealth?
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May 26, 2020 09:05
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God spoke to me last night. We need to make a Star Wars about abstaining from sex before marriage and life starting at conception.
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May 26, 2020 21:58
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Alright, I'm thinking pre-prequel we're going to go right to the start - when the Midichlorians show up it'll be like that 28 Days Later movie, y'know, ripped from the headlines pandemic poo poo that should really resonate with those self-quarantining losers here's the deal: people are going about their dreary, pointless lives and then suddenly Sith show up, shooting lightning and light sabering and getting weird facial tattoos and stuff and the people who get lightninged or sabered, some of them become Sith too so they bring in some Fauchi nerd, maybe we can get Brad Pitt? Whatever... this nerd figures out its midichlorians that are causing the ruckus maybe he invents a serum or something that creates Jedi, I haven't thought about it that far ahead now I've done a ton of research on zombie poo poo, and the trick of this - the crucible of zombie success - is that your heroes are morons who never get anything done all you gotta do is have some gore and some maudlin whining every episode, and kick the can down the road to the season finale - no need for writers, so we save on the front end now, you're asking about monetizing this crap, so here it is - we make those big bobblehead dolls the losers snap up by the dozen "but everyone else already does that?" gently caress YOU Ernie, you're fired the genius of it is, we get them to buy those stupid loving bighead dolls and then we kill the characters off, and introduce new ones halfway through the season we just churn that poo poo for 10 seasons or so, and then we have a second TV show after called Talking Midichlorians which is basically just 30 minutes shilling the new dolls ring a ding ding, baby! Filthy Hans fucked around with this message at 22:51 on May 26, 2020 |
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The Real Housewives of Coruscant---Now hear me out! We tell the stories of a bunch of women married to the movers and shakers in the center of the Galaxy! Think of it! Four powerful women, four big personalities, four side stories each week! A beautiful, vapid Twi'lek who has botox'd the crap out of her face. A big, fat, sassy Gungan who takes no poo poo! A mischievous Rodian who is having affair after affair behind her Senator husband's back, and always has a different wig! A Human who married a Trade Federation big wig solely for the credits! We hint that the Neimoidian is gay, but never confirm it so that we don't lose the morality police money! The Gungan and the Rodian are always feuding. The Twi'lek is working on her techno jizz wailing career! The Human is always starting new business ventures and pimping them out to her social media stans on Holo-Net Twitter, we'll call it Star Wars Holo-Net Twitter---Swhitter for short because there's NO WAY anyone could make fun of it! *does another huge line of coke* Hell, even if the show fails, we start up Swhitter and charge these loving chuckleheads to join and post under their Star Wars persona---a Swersona!
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