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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The Sci-Fi Wi-Fi > ITT we are Disney execs trying to come up with the next Star Wars project
 
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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

 The new bad guys are gonna be xenophobic humans who want to "eliminate" all the "aliens" who "don't belong here." Chewbacca gets lynched to start us off.

Nazis and Centrists still manage to successfully claim this is a "betrayal" of what the original movies stood for and future sequels close out with "maybe if we only kill the bad ones?"

This coincides with the death of US democracy, coincidentally.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

JethroMcB posted:

Star Wars Live-Action Remake; All the characters are CG and the sets are digital composites of real world reference photography and the only live-action character in the entire movie is the original footage of Declan Mullholand as Jabba
Released exclusive on the Sega CD

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

 Buddy I got two words for you:

Space. Racists.

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