FunkyAl posted:

I'm afraid I have some bad news gang. Several thousand computers have been stolen from ILM and Pixar, in what is perhaps the greatest server heist of all time, and data about and including our new star wars movies is leaking out at slowly as it can be uploaded. They have episodes 10 and 11, the script for 12, the REAL episode 9 we were all going to try to sell next year, all the 3d models of yoda, and all of the other characters and worlds, the assets to rango, the file they uploaded wall-e's soul into when he died, the video of harrison ford drunk, TRON, the videos, pictures, and incriminating documents of the cruel zoo where the "puppets" are kept, and that's just what's uploaded now. My adult son tried hari-kari with his lightsaber because he was spoiled but he only poked his stomach very hard and fell over.

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