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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Let's just sign every hot name in writing or directing to work on a Star Wars movie and then cancel their contract when they either poo poo the bed on another project or refuse to work within our framework of "No you CAN'T take any kind of risk or express an original idea with this property, we just need you to subtly remake these 40 year old movies, again and again, forever and ever"

Bogus Adventure posted:

"So we're already animating the original trilogy, but GET THIS. What if we animate it again...but in CGI this time???"

*snorts a metric ton of coke*

Star Wars Live-Action Remake; All the characters are CG and the sets are digital composites of real world reference photography and the only live-action character in the entire movie is the original footage of Declan Mullholand as Jabba

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Alright, the Wizarding World of Harry Potter turned out great for Universal's parks, so hear me out, we're gonna do Star Wars Jedi Academy - The Path of the Younglings. We get these kids and tell them they're going to be Jedi, we do the Olivander's Wand Shop souvenir stand/theatrical display but with lightsabers, they have a meal in the "Jedi Cafeteria" or something, then they walk into a darkened room where a hulking bodybuilder in a Vader costume is waiting to beat the poo poo out of them.

Listen, they all signed waivers to get into the park without reading them, our asses are covered.

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