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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
it's time for monkey in the bank

jeff hardy vs antonio cesaro

r-truth vs mvp

the new day vs miz and morrison vs lucha party vs some other team

bayley vs tamina

braun strowman vs bray wyadd

drew mcintyre vs seth rollins

money in the bank 1
this is the women's match. various women, like Sasha Binks, will be in this match. also Dana Brooke II.


money in the bank 2
this is the men's match, some men like Otis and Baron Corbin will be wrestling here

Shayna Baszler fucked around with this message at 23:14 on May 10, 2020

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Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


seth rollins i regret to inform you that money in the bank 1 and money in the bank 2 are in fact............. the same match

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
firing u pmy motyc typing fingers

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Hello, I am here, in the bank.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Procrastinator posted:

seth rollins i regret to inform you that money in the bank 1 and money in the bank 2 are in fact............. the same match

They're actually doing all the matches at the same time

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Ready for this WWE Shitshow

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Who's this old dude on the preshow commentary

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Wonder if they'll air the ladder match early or put it head-to-head with The Last Dance, which, good luck with that

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The Morty in the Bank Contract.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmxMO8OkCHw

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Who's this old dude on the preshow commentary

he used to be on Zack Ryder's youtube show

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Quantum of Phallus posted:

Who's this old dude on the preshow commentary

Scott Stanford who i thought had left the company years ago.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

The Croc posted:

Scott Stanford who i thought had left the company years ago.

Clearly you haven't been watching the WWE shows that nobody ever watches.

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
So whos ready for the money in the bank match to be split up into 5 minute segments sprinkled over the entire night?

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



WrasslorMonkey posted:

Clearly you haven't been watching the WWE shows that nobody ever watches.

My secret is out :(

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
JBL has a samurai sword

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Renee looks like she's in an empty apartment she's trying to sell.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Brokenogre posted:

So whos ready for the money in the bank match to be split up into 5 minute segments sprinkled over the entire night?
me i am

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

It's been a while and I am realizing I've legitimately missed New Day.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Brokenogre posted:

So whos ready for the money in the bank match to be split up into 5 minute segments sprinkled over the entire night?

Bonesaw is ready!

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


Quantum of Phallus posted:

They're actually doing all the matches at the same time

gambling? i'm in.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
there is a wwe midget wrestling video game now

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

what the hell is this Tamina thing

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Seth Rollins posted:

there is a wwe midget wrestling video game now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko3Hy6pqXKE

about time

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
I can understand them trying to advertise this battleground game, but has noone at 2k or WWE noticed that mirrored scratch WWE logo the fact that noone has tried to fix that bugs me a bit when WWE fought to get away from the scratch logo so hard after like 2016 or so

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Fair to say, Tamina is the most charismatic figure in pro wrestling.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

That Tamina twitter video is better than anything she's ever done on tv

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
tamina is good again

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Seth Rollins posted:

is posting broken for anyone else

Yes

Quantum of Phallus fucked around with this message at 23:29 on May 10, 2020

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Brokenogre posted:

So whos ready for the money in the bank match to be split up into 5 minute segments sprinkled over the entire night?

Oh man, I don't even know if you're joking, but I should have trusted my instincts to not get the show.

In other things, I don't know, I had an idea for the finish of MITB and don't know if it's genius or terrible. The idea is the man's briefcase and the woman's briefcase are accidentally won by the other gender which starts an angle where both winners have to go into complicated negotiations to trade the briefcases to each other, or threaten to give them to someone else if they don't get what they want.

Another dumb idea I had was one gender wins both briefcases.

I've put too much thought in what will probably be a very disappointing match.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
is posting broken for anyone else

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Man my friend just had the idea that if Black wins, he can make the briefcase look like a necronomicon or something and clutch it to his chest as he rises up for his entrance and now I'm sad something that metal won't happen.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Is Cesaro coming from the Matrix or something

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Whoa, what happened to alarm Cesaro?

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Seth Rollins posted:

is posting broken for anyone else

I got the bad gateway screen but my post showed up SA's Bubble gum code continues to hold strong.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Seth Rollins posted:

is posting broken for anyone else

Kinda, yeah. SA Is trying to save us from MITB.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Seth Rollins posted:

is posting broken for anyone else

Yeah.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

1glitch0 posted:

Kinda, yeah. SA Is trying to save us from MITB.

Interest in MITB is so strong that it's breaking SA!

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



We're nearly at a second page so its clear MITB is the biggest event of May. And maybe all time?

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually

1glitch0 posted:

Oh man, I don't even know if you're joking, but I should have trusted my instincts to not get the show.


It's kind of a joke, Like I wouldn't be surprised if this is what Vince did because he's out of touch and it gives it a chance to not show off the internals of Titan Towers but he would also be stupid to do this after the success of the mania cinematic matches

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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
I know it's just lazy set dressing, but is it bugging anyone else that a shitload of ladders are in a gym where the actual MITB match is not taking place?

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