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A documentary about the goon who found the workprint of Manos: The Hands of Fate, kickstarted and oversaw a restoration of it, fostered a newfound appreciation for "the worst movie ever" and how striking it looked when properly restored, and then had the Blu-ray release scuttled by some shithead who was claiming ownership of the original film because he was making a wacky tryhard intentionally bad sequel and was working with the Rifftrax guys to promote it.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I'd like to see a Made-for-TV production about the goon named Muerte (Jacob Jenkins) who was going to walk across America to bring attention to mental health, only to fail in the very park where he started, after 5 days and 26 miles of titanic effort (or something like that). A heartwarming, truly American saga starring Macaulay Culkin as the goon. This is one of my favorite SA sagas
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May 12, 2020 18:58
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How in tarnation has no one mentioned Doobie yet?
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May 12, 2020 18:58
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May 12, 2020 19:03
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A very deadpan Pink Flyers documentary presented as if they were similar Toynbee tiles or crop circles.
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May 12, 2020 19:06
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Zodiac only the long lingering realization that you accomplished nothing but wasting your life and driving yourself insane is about the people who spent a decade obsessing over how Star Citizen is some major fail.
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Applewhite posted:Space Tits The Amorous Adventures of Space Tits Envisioning it as a "we're testing the limits of what we can show without it being legally pornography" style production, animated, by Adult Swim. Lots of cheesy violence too. Basically something akin to Xena: Warrior Princess, but without pretense as to what you're here for.
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May 12, 2020 19:28
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A wacky romance-comedy about a hapless goon who carries a printer for the woman of his dreams.
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May 12, 2020 20:04
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:A wacky romance-comedy about a hapless goon who carries a printer for the woman of his dreams. I was torn between this and Groverhaus. I could totally see Thomas Middleditch carrying a printer. Or maybe Michael Cera.
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May 12, 2020 20:12
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GWS in a 17-hour iron chef tv marathon. 12 of those hours is just something fermenting.
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Chomp8645 posted:The Amorous Adventures of Space Tits Adult Swim was exactly what I was thinking. Titmouse Studios could do the animation. Also Space Tits’s boobs move like Manuella’s from Lascars.
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May 12, 2020 21:12
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It's Always Sunny doing P-p-p-powerbook.
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May 12, 2020 21:24
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Reboot Star Trek again but this time the "lead writer" will be a chat/text generating bot (like Eliza, Alice, Jabberwacky, etc.) that has only been fed the complete contents of the GBS and TV:IV Star Trek discussion threads. The output can be minimally edited by humans into usable scripts. Any celebrity names parsed from the thread contents will be placed in a randomized list for casting.
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May 12, 2020 21:33
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It's been said a few times already, but I want to see Groverhaus but in the style of Trailer Park Boys.
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May 12, 2020 21:41
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6 of the best stories from the r/relationships thread; but write in overlapping tie-ins between all of the stories like Magnolia.
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The Coen Brothers are the obvious choice for Groverhaus
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May 12, 2020 22:14
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A horror movie about innocent 12 year olds getting doxxed and stalked by insane politics goons
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May 12, 2020 22:44
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Job Ronson wrote a book about dark priest and his time with August Ames
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Ben Stiller as Lowtax in a movie about his boxing match with Uwe Boll. Roseanne Barr can play Ozma. Adam Sandler can be Shmorky.
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Uwe Boll as himself, of course.
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An episode of The Newsroom that takes place on 9/11 and one of the newsroomies accidentally puts tribute.wmv on the broadcast.
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A tv movie length tribute.wmv
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Shadow over Vegas While not an SA saga per se, it would make a great movie full of bumbling idiots. Lots of great characters including T-Nugz, Tammy, Nascar dad, small arms, t-nugz's goony friend and the old getaway driver and nonstop crazy hijinks. I'm not sure if I'd go with an over-the-top Michael Bay a la Pain and Gain or LSATSB-era Guy Ritchie. Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 05:51 on May 13, 2020 |
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That space opera thingie Zach Parsons did in the front page like a thousand years ago
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Full-length compilation of various famous posts/threads, both animated like FlashTub, Everdraeds' GIFs, and reenacted by actors, in a style similar to Monty Python's Flying Circus movie.
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laserghost posted:Full-length compilation of various famous posts/threads, both animated like FlashTub, Everdraeds' GIFs, and reenacted by actors, in a style similar to Monty Python's Flying Circus movie. That would be rad
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laserghost posted:Full-length compilation of various famous posts/threads, both animated like FlashTub, Everdraeds' GIFs, and reenacted by actors, in a style similar to Monty Python's Flying Circus movie. Everdraed in Terry Gilliam style 
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People with Sausages instead of arms: The Movie
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Sleeveless posted:A documentary about the goon who found the workprint of Manos: The Hands of Fate, kickstarted and oversaw a restoration of it, fostered a newfound appreciation for "the worst movie ever" and how striking it looked when properly restored, and then had the Blu-ray release scuttled by some shithead who was claiming ownership of the original film because he was making a wacky tryhard intentionally bad sequel and was working with the Rifftrax guys to promote it. This but with the Super Hornio Bros. saga instead.
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DPPH: The Movie.
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A nature documentary on huge pig balls A reality tv show on gbs posters in the Thinking about Goons thread.
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The goon love thread as like a 90 day fiancee (i've never watched this but my understanding is that it's just a trainwreck rubbernecking kinda thing) situation .
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Pirates of Silicon Valley but instead of being Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates it's about all the owners of the early 00s internet humor sites that operated in the same circles and slowly drifted apart into radically different fates: Eric Bauman tapping out of the content game and cashing out for millions despite the years of impotent forums grudges and accusations of plagiarism between his site and everyone else, Chet Faliszek being hired by Valve and writing Portal and then suddenly sweating bullets about his torrid past running a website built around mocking mentally ill people becoming public knowledge and interfering with his career now that he's behind one of the most critically-acclaimed games of the generation, Drew Curtis languishing as Fark dwindles and his political aspirations fail, Lowtax growing disillusioned with his forum empire negatively impacting his personal life while also having to rely on it as his source of income, all while Seanbaby just chugs along being funny and doing muay thai.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:That space opera thingie Zach Parsons did in the front page like a thousand years ago Liminal States the movie would be excellent. I've always enjoyed Parsons weird style.
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One of those UK celebrity panel game shows about loss.jpg
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There should be a whole documentary on JK Fresco alone.
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May 13, 2020 21:34
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"All hands on deck, crew!" "This summer, Something Awful productions presents: The Meat Ship" *DING-DING* *Charming Music* "I love you, Lowtax" *Gargling chewing sounds*
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MageMage posted:"All hands on deck, crew!" 
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