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Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011


would you do slo-mo from dredd

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Aglet56 posted:

would you do slo-mo from dredd

Hell no I spend 90% of my time getting intoxicated trying to make time pass faster!

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth; I am a citizen of the world.

death sticks

RBA Starblade
Apr 27, 2008

Going Home.


I'd try spice but probably give the water of life a skip

Robo Turnus
Jul 12, 2006

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit

Soma of course. happy forever

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!


Tulip posted:

death sticks

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
mottled gecko

Nap Ghost

The weird sunlight from Rise of the Archons

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



All of the poo poo in The Culture that lets a person focus and turn off fear and poo poo with a thought.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth; I am a citizen of the world.

Farscape. Not sure about any specific drug, because I think everybody was just drunk and high as like, the vibe.

mind the walrus posted:

All of the poo poo in The Culture that lets a person focus and turn off fear and poo poo with a thought.

Imagine Horza just clenching his fist at this, forever.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



I think Farscape's drug was dehydration and heat stroke. That show always seemed genuinely sweaty.

Tulip posted:

Imagine Horza just clenching his fist at this, forever.
Horza can get eaten on that island idgaf

rabble rabble
Mar 23, 2015





Nap Ghost

soma, or it's current friendly cousin, extremely high potency edibles

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


synthehol as originally envisioned would be pretty awesome to have. just get drunk as heck, and then basically shake it off and you're sober again. no hangovers, no liver damage. no drunk driving.


too bad those dillweed writers that came on later decided it was just lovely lite beer instead.

Zartosht
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.




The "zombie switch" from Blindsight/Echopraxia that lets you turn your consciousness off. gently caress being self-aware.

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005



mind the walrus posted:

I think Farscape's drug was dehydration and heat stroke. That show always seemed genuinely sweaty.

Horza can get eaten on that island idgaf

That's because after season one Lucas rented their studio space out from under them to waste his time on the prequels. They filmed the next three seasons in some not air conditioned tin storage rentals heating up by the sun like giant easy bake ovens. They were so thin they'd often have to hold up shooting because the noise of trucks and stuff outside made it so they couldn't hear each other delivering lines.

Hemp Knight
Sep 26, 2004


A Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. My fetish is to have my brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant



I would like drug glands. The ability to synthesize your own drugs would own. Also you could sober up instantly. I would try slo-mo though tbh that's what good weed does for me sometimes though to a lesser extent.

Tulip posted:

Farscape. Not sure about any specific drug, because I think everybody was just drunk and high as like, the vibe.


Imagine Horza just clenching his fist at this, forever.

Horza was a jerk.

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.



Robo Turnus posted:

Soma of course. happy forever
That's good, but I think I'll take a crazy AI god digitising me and then applying the code "10 PURE ECSTASY / 20 GOTO 10" so there's just eternal bliss and nothing else (well until someone manages to crash the entire system at least).

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.



I bet the experience of being an agent in Syndicate and having your controller hit the panic button that immediately injects you with insane amounts of three different equally insane drugs is quite a trip, too.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

I MEAN, TURN OFF YOURE MONITOR, MIGTH EXPLAIN YOUR BAD POSTS, HOPE THIS HELPS?!

Robo Turnus posted:

Soma of course. happy for once

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013


doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.



drooz

quote:

For those who like it, the faint insistent sweetness of drooz may perfume the ways of the city, drooz which first brings a great lightness and brilliance to the mind and limbs, and then after some hours a dreamy languor, and wonderful visions at last of the very arcana and inmost secrets of the Universe, as well as exciting the pleasure of sex beyond all belief; and it is not habit-forming. For more modest tastes I think there ought to be beer. What else, what else belongs in the joyous city? The sense of victory, surely, the celebration of courage. But as we did without clergy, let us do without soldiers. The joy built upon successful slaughter is not the right kind of joy; it will not do; it is fearful and it is trivial. A boundless and generous contentment, a magnanimous triumph felt not against some outer enemy but in communion with the finest and fairest in the souls of all men everywhere and the splendor of the world's summer; this is what swells the hearts of the people of Omelas, and the victory they celebrate is that of life. I really don't think many of them need to take drooz.

I'd walk away from omelas, but first pack my vehicle with a lifetime's worth of drooz.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

I also want the The Culture drug glands

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

I didn't ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!


i want that luck potion from hairy potter

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010


I'd go for a pan-galactic gargle blaster or a dose of genre from West World.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

Tanz mit laibach

Im der Pfunderdome!



indigi posted:

I also want the The Culture drug glands

Yeah this.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Synthehol

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Everlasting Gobstopper.

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.




The Game from the TNG episode 'The Game' that gives you orgasms through your eyeballs for winning at VR tech demos

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
how about we just not have the toilet cthulhu

I'd absolutely get hosed up on Mentats

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

I MEAN, TURN OFF YOURE MONITOR, MIGTH EXPLAIN YOUR BAD POSTS, HOPE THIS HELPS?!

Id like to take UltraJet and get +30 AP.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


id take a penfield mood organ from do androids dream of electric sheep

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008


Ill have to get you to excuse me, my friend, I aint no hat-rack.

Fun Shoe



the moon weed

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Squizzle posted:



the moon weed

You can get that poo poo here

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
how about we just not have the toilet cthulhu

Does Skooma count? The cat people apparently once got so collectively high they literally went to the moon

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant



Skooma is a sci-fi drug because the Elder Scrolls is a sci-fi setting. You can basically replicate it by drinking the booze of your choice infused with coca leaf though, so I'd argue it was already real.

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Aaron A Aardvark
Oct 31, 2010


One large Syrian Panther Sweat please

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