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Amazing Member
Apr 4, 2008
Fellow peasants and rock crushers REJOICE!

tis' time for internetshittery

Thy Tower of Babel has Risen--

Ok ok, enough hype.

Listen, like most of you probably reading this you know SA hasn't really been a page turner of a forum in... I don't know.

The haydays of when I got hear was the best/worst of Fashion SWAT (And sequel hits x234) the golden age of those days are back!

The gullible are in ROVES, waiting to be misled for the clucks of your amusement.

I present to you exhibit A.

This is low hanging fruit, guys.

If this really is the resurgence of the gullible we can make the best art out of it.

the JPEGs of yesterday will be the rally cries for tomorrow!

Who can forget goatse? The classic show-stopper

Bluewaffle? a classic icon.

and best of all, it would give me a reason to come back to this forum instead of just the games forum.

Discuss.

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Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
pity reply

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Why would orcks, (I use both C and K as I refuse to be bigoted towards the "lesser races", even KNOW what a menu is?

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica
I'm a vegan

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

I remember people freaking out about that line in The Two Towers, like, how do people (or Uruk-hai in this case) in Middle-Earth KNOW WHAT A MENU IS, HUH?

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Why wouldn't there be restaurants in Mordor? Tolkien didn't give a detailed description of orc society.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Uruks weren't from Mordor, they were from Isengard and you know old Saruman hung out in the Prancing Pony in his good days and it most certainly had a menu about which he talked to his orc/goblin hybrids.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Hi gurf

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


Grevling posted:

Why wouldn't there be restaurants in Mordor? Tolkien didn't give a detailed description of orc society.

it's kind of implied that Mordor is like, an industrializing society right? we only really see the military parts of it. so presumably there are orc restaurants, they can't all be just murder-goblins all the time. I dunno. I guess the urak-hai are different? but they also seem to be created with grown with general knowledge? so they would probably know what a restaurant is. there are definitely human restaurants or inns or whatever. it makes sense to me.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
you know what? i'm not quite sure you are an amazing member.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Why would orcks, (I use both C and K as I refuse to be bigoted towards the "lesser races", even KNOW what a menu is?

Orx

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
What?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
This makes my june 2019 thread about me throwing a bunch of watermelon rinds to deer to give them the shits seem like a masterpiece thread in comparison

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I dawned my full body radiation euit to venture to Sam's club on Saturday and meat was very much not on the menu. They had no beef.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Grevling posted:

Why wouldn't there be restaurants in Mordor? Tolkien didn't give a detailed description of orc society.

The Green Dragon and Prancing Pony were both gastropubs, and thus would must needs have a menu.

I mean hello.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

There once was a mod named Burt
Whose butt had a lot of hurt
The posters cried
He lost his mind
And ended up gimped in a yurt.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Who the gently caress are you and what the gently caress is this garbage?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Nurge posted:

There once was a mod named Burt
Whose butt had a lot of hurt
The posters cried
He lost his mind
And ended up gimped in a yurt.

I too remember the insane bitcoin man getting so mad his next alt account was a wacky misspelling of the gbs mod's name after his complaint about unfair moderation got shot down

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Big Beef City posted:

Who the gently caress are you and what the gently caress is this garbage?

Joined for jpg or whatever that poo poo is

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

i think we should follow through with op's plot to revitalize the forums by creating jpegs

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Can't we make other jrpg like last time?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

So if we had fewer edgy jpgs you promise you won't post here anymore?

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I thought there was a beef

Shortage

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Nurge posted:

Hi gurf

Who is gurf?

feller
Jul 5, 2006


gurf is all of us

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

JK Fresco posted:

Can't we make other jrpg like last time?

re-read the op, he wants to do this specifically for the non games forums

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I am glad to hear meat is back on the menu. After all we ain't had nothing but moldy bread for THREE STINKING DAYS!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Meat, it’s not just for boys.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Chomp8645 posted:

I am glad to hear meat is back on the menu. After all we ain't had nothing but moldy bread for THREE STINKING DAYS!

All we've had here was maguh'ey bread.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Aw gently caress it was "maggoty", not "moldy" huh? I hosed up!

I'm sorry, OP. I've failed your thread.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hello Mr.Bond... it’s ICE to MEAT you ! :wink:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
okay

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

ill hava manwich please

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I want to speak to your manager! These hobbit toes are clearly just small human toes, this is an outrage, don't you know who I am?!?

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Dixville posted:

I thought there was a beef

Shortage

I'll have you know there's no shortage of my beef

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Chomp8645 posted:

Aw gently caress it was "maggoty", not "moldy" huh? I hosed up!

I'm sorry, OP. I've failed your thread.

I'm honestly not sure which I'd prefer.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
What if meat just didn't exist anymore?
I tried to be vegetarian when I was in high school but I got anemic so I stopped

I don't know if I can survive well without meat. I dunno if it was what I was eating or something in me just needs meat.

No dick jokes plz

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

personally I think if all animal life ended that would be a bad thing

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