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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

any contenders for the longest goon coma

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Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Longest time spent captive in a Syrian prison

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Moo the cow posted:

Oh, he didn't get it for anything honorable like being in the military:

Oh gently caress me lmao I forgot about him

Crimson
Nov 7, 2002

Chomp8645 posted:

Yeah that number stood out right away as being too low. lol that drat promotional Fallout rum or whatever was at least $70 I'm pretty sure.



These records are out of date!

That's my record and you'll get it from my cold, dead hands. Just give me this one thing...I have nothing else.

I don't know what year it was from but that seems shockingly low to me too. I have bottles worth a little more than that these days. If we're updating the record I have a couple of these in storage that are trending over $20,000.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Willfrey posted:

I have worked very hard to be 6'4

Dont diminish my accomplishment because you were content being short

But are you the tallest goon currently? :colbert: and can you dunk

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:

Crimson posted:

That's my record and you'll get it from my cold, dead hands. Just give me this one thing...I have nothing else.

I don't know what year it was from but that seems shockingly low to me too. I have bottles worth a little more than that these days. If we're updating the record I have a couple of these in storage that are trending over $20,000.

What did you pay for them?

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

But are you the tallest goon currently? :colbert: and can you dunk

Did I say 6'4"?

I meant 6'14"

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Crusty Nutsack posted:

I was born before 1986 and I am a millennial so you should suck my dick!

*teleports behind you*

nothin' personnel, boomer

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Willfrey posted:

Did I say 6'4"?

I meant 6'14"

:eyepop:!!!

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Ziv Zulander posted:

Longest time spent captive in a Syrian prison

Did more than one of us spend time there?

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I own 11 motorcycles

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Goon who had the dirtiest 30. :smug: me from what they tell me it was a pretty wild time

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
most-injured in benghazi goes to... vilerat! rip

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Brother Jonathan for greatest enthusiasm about trains

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Grover for goon with most posts about their house

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

dads friend steve posted:

Grover for goon with most posts about their house

More than 3olives?

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Live posted during a tropical storm - Jose

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

935 posted:

Most hours logged in World of Warcraft

I don't think this could be measured accurately. I wonder if any of the people who could beat this record even have access to their original characters or accounts.

I'll toss something equally nerdy though until someone takes it away - most max ranks achieved in PVP games, at 5 (LoL, WoW Arena, PUBG, Realm Royale, Starcraft 2).

Crimson
Nov 7, 2002

weed cat posted:

What did you pay for them?

I personally didn't buy them but I manage the inventory for a close friend. I ain't that rich. I could go grab and drink it though so I think it counts.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Chomp8645 posted:

The largest porn collection is 297 GB????

That has to be out of date. It was probably before high definition video was common in pornography. I might have more than that on my drive right now (can't check, at work). I'm sure there are goons with terabytes of it at this point.


Also, I motion that the "oldest goon" record be expunged. Tokaii was banned at his own request. He is no longer goon. A new oldest goon must be entered into record.

Who the gently caress saves porn?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Who What Now posted:

Who the gently caress saves porn?

Wankers

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

CaffeineMan42069
May 15, 2020

by Reene
I bet I have the most expensive espresso machine at home. It's a $6,850 Rocket R Nine One.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


CaffeineMan42069 posted:

I bet I have the most expensive espresso machine at home. It's a $6,850 Rocket R Nine One.

Username checks out

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:

CaffeineMan42069 posted:

I bet I have the most expensive espresso machine at home. It's a $6,850 Rocket R Nine One.

whose perma rereg are you. nobody just "gets an account" at SA anymore

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
someone who really likes coffee

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Most perma-rereggs bought

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado


Most prescription medication taken on a daily basis

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Most perma-rereggs bought

probably Seraph84 or monkeu

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:

Most prescription medication taken on a daily basis

most prescription medication not taken on a daily basis

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

weed cat posted:

probably Seraph84 or monkeu

or Dare

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

CaffeineMan42069 posted:

I bet I have the most expensive espresso machine at home. It's a $6,850 Rocket R Nine One.

Hey guys it's your boy CaffeineMan42069 and today I'm going to show you 16 things you didn't know about the Rocket R Nine One

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

I’m permabanned user beangrinder58

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Goon that speaks the most languages?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

weed cat posted:

probably Seraph84 or monkeu

gotta be monkeu

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:

dads friend steve posted:

I’m permabanned user beangrinder58

this joke format will always make me laugh

edit: lmao okay caffeineman42069 was actually seraph :wtc: put another tally on his rereg count i guess

BromanderData
Mar 20, 2013

Stroke it with me

The Chosen One

Wintermutant posted:

6'6" here, so we just knocked that first dude off the podium entirely.

I’m right under 6’6 so you’ve got me beat.

Maybe I can be the overall biggest though?

Who’s the fattest goon?

I’m thankfully down to 542 as of this morning but my starting weight was 583.5.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


goon who posted the longest tirade about pulled pork: T-Paine

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake
Are any of these goons still posting?

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Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

935 posted:

"tallest goon" isn't interesting. Please quote which record applies to you and provide why -

Has the most kids

Next one (coming probably late June) will be #7. Yes, we're planning for this to be the last one.

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