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Don't get me wrong either one on its own is great (fitness and couples). Just going through TikTok and seeing the ones where a dude is lifting up a girl instantly makes me not like them. It's a signal that "I'm not creative or original but I work hard to take care of my body and I need others to validate me based on that. Fitness singles accounts are often simply just sad.
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Amarcarts posted:Don't get me wrong either one on its own is great (fitness and couples). Just going through TikTok and seeing the ones where a dude is lifting up a girl instantly makes me not like them. It's a signal that "I'm not creative or original but I work hard to take care of my body and I need others to validate me based on that. \ 
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May 13, 2020 11:34
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it's TikTok, if they're not paedos they're good by me.
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May 13, 2020 11:38
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Why you going through tiktok op?
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Travel couples on Instagram OP Like can you go anywhere beautiful without having to both be in the photo lifting eachother up or doing that holding hands with cameraman thing Please note this isn't me being jealous that they likely get paid to do this whilst my 15 followers get to enjoy my blurry photos of rocks
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Amarcarts posted:Don't get me wrong either one on its own is great (fitness and couples). Just going through TikTok and seeing the ones where a dude is lifting up a girl instantly makes me not like them. It's a signal that "I'm not creative or original but I work hard to take care of my body and I need others to validate me based on that. This is the most goon post of 2020
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Icochet posted:Why you going through tiktok op? please answer this op
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May 13, 2020 12:32
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Heh look at these successful sexy couples that take care of their bodies instead of touching computers all day and self medicating with booze, what a bunch of rubes
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May 13, 2020 12:59
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I just happen to be a fitness body evaluator. I will validate, validate, vaaaaalllliiiiiddaaaaaateeee, and it only takes like 20 minutes or so. 
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May 13, 2020 13:16
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That feeling where you have to pee before you go to bed so you go pee and then you lay down and you still have to pee and you think you have to pee again and you're like "what the gently caress I just peed" but it won't go away so eventually you get up and pee again and you don't even really pee it's just a little pee and you roll your eyes at your dick like 'C'mon' and then you go back to bed and lay down and you realize you still gotta pee and you're like 'No. gently caress that I do not have to pee again I'm not falling for that again." That's more annoying op.
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May 13, 2020 13:16
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Like waking up and having these 30 second long multi-tonal farts and you know somebody’s face should be in there but they’re just lost to the wind. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Like waking up and having these 30 second long multi-tonal farts and you know somebody’s face should be in there but they’re just lost to the wind. The Lord is there.
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May 13, 2020 13:24
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Big Beef City posted:The Lord is there. 
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May 13, 2020 13:43
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Body fascism as I like to call it.
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May 13, 2020 13:45
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People think suckin down protein shakes is the fastest way to fitness, but it’s like now you can do your Sugar Spec with 2 trainers at the same time and figure out your honey drop and plot out your whole course ahead of time so you aren’t just blindly thrashing around the gym.
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May 13, 2020 14:00
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Would rather chill with this fella than fitness couples.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I just happen to be a fitness body evaluator. I will validate, validate, vaaaaalllliiiiiddaaaaaateeee, and it only takes like 20 minutes or so. Same I even have a hat and badge that say FBI
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Female body inspector lol. 
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Big Beef City posted:That feeling where you have to pee before you go to bed so you go pee and then you lay down and you still have to pee and you think you have to pee again and you're like "what the gently caress I just peed" but it won't go away so eventually you get up and pee again and you don't even really pee it's just a little pee and you roll your eyes at your dick like 'C'mon' and then you go back to bed and lay down and you realize you still gotta pee and you're like 'No. gently caress that I do not have to pee again I'm not falling for that again." Yeah gently caress this, it's the worst.
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Big Beef City posted:That feeling where you have to pee before you go to bed so you go pee and then you lay down and you still have to pee and you think you have to pee again and you're like "what the gently caress I just peed" but it won't go away so eventually you get up and pee again and you don't even really pee it's just a little pee and you roll your eyes at your dick like 'C'mon' and then you go back to bed and lay down and you realize you still gotta pee and you're like 'No. gently caress that I do not have to pee again I'm not falling for that again." I usually just roll over snd piss out the window in this case
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May 13, 2020 14:23
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Ratjaculation posted:Travel couples on Instagram OP Oh God the holding hands thing. gently caress whoever came up with that.
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There’s some people in the world who think stuff they don’t own any rights to is now somehow their loving business because it bad and wrong or stolen. Nah there’s just some poo poo that ain’t yours.
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shut up blegum posted:Oh God the holding hands thing. gently caress whoever came up with that. https://instagram.com/insta_repeat
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Big Beef City posted:That feeling where you have to pee before you go to bed so you go pee and then you lay down and you still have to pee and you think you have to pee again and you're like "what the gently caress I just peed" but it won't go away so eventually you get up and pee again and you don't even really pee it's just a little pee and you roll your eyes at your dick like 'C'mon' and then you go back to bed and lay down and you realize you still gotta pee and you're like 'No. gently caress that I do not have to pee again I'm not falling for that again." If you're a dude, maybe get your prostate checked m8
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A cat that has fallen completely asleep, stays completely asleep when you get up from the couch & walk toward your bedroom, and immediately starts yowling like they're being branded the second you close the bedroom door.
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Big Beef City posted:That feeling where you have to pee before you go to bed so you go pee and then you lay down and you still have to pee and you think you have to pee again and you're like "what the gently caress I just peed" but it won't go away so eventually you get up and pee again and you don't even really pee it's just a little pee and you roll your eyes at your dick like 'C'mon' and then you go back to bed and lay down and you realize you still gotta pee and you're like 'No. gently caress that I do not have to pee again I'm not falling for that again." You may have diabetes Or if you're a male, prostate issues.
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May 13, 2020 15:13
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Fitness couples IRL, OP.
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May 13, 2020 15:16
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"Just getting up, huh? Carol and me just got back from a ten mile jog!"
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May 13, 2020 15:16
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Thank you to everyone concerned about the fact that I'm already dead that I have ghost pee syndrome like twice a year. I'm on the way to the ER currently.
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May 13, 2020 15:17
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If you don't have some prostate issues by 30 you haven't lived
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Applewhite posted:Fitness couples IRL, OP. Applewhite posted:"Just getting up, huh? Carol and me just got back from a ten mile jog!" Bonus points if they judge everything that you have ever done and/or make "helpful" suggestions for how to make your life exactly like theirs.
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May 13, 2020 15:40
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whats worse are fitness couples on social media who refuse my invites to come hang out in my hot tub with me
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May 13, 2020 15:42
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I see those beautiful people with perfect bodies in love with each other while they travel around making money and I just get so angry I start to shake.
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Yeah evolution thrives on horribly unattractive and dysfunctional people being forced to copulate by the government actually. We really need swat teams for when attractive intelligent people with a sense of self worth make passionate love because we need to get this misery train back on course to hell.
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Tbh I find social media in general to be incredibly annoying and that's why I don't have any social presence unless you count this forum, so I haven't run into these myself. But yes I could see a bunch of doofus doing literal "weird flex" being annoying.
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May 13, 2020 16:04
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fitness polycues
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Just thinking about all that Olympic sex between them.
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My sister in law is half of a fitness couple and she frequently yells at her bf to stop looking at other fitness models on Instagram. No one is truly happy it seems.
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