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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


this woman I went to grade school with has a husband who was a marine or something and they post workout vids. he calls her wifenator. it's terrible.

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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I don't know what you are talking about op

These types of things don't show up on my facebook, only stuff about some sort of flu going around

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Actually I thought of a serious answer, OP.

The people who respond to food posts with "GET IN MAH BELLY".
You can stop saying "Get in my belly" like Fat Bastard from the movie Austin Powers. It's been 22 years. You can stop now. 22 years of saying it is enough.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Icochet posted:

Why you going through tiktok op?

Icochet posted:

Why you going through tiktok op?

Icochet posted:

Why you going through tiktok op?

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I've literally never seen "fitness couples" on Instagram in my life, but I use the platform mostly to follow friends, dogs, and local bakeries so I'm not the target audience for very bad dumb things. Instagram is cool like that where you almost never have to engage with stuff you don't care about.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I use Instagram primarily to look at dogs/puppies and cats/kittens, but I have a couple of friends that post nothing but exercise videos & vegan recipes. They're muted.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

YeahTubaMike posted:

I use Instagram primarily to look at dogs/puppies and cats/kittens, but I have a couple of friends that post nothing but exercise videos & vegan recipes. They're muted.

i recommend imgur.com for all your animal photos and gif needs

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Sure, but when I follow people who foster animals, I can see them grow up over time :unsmith:

brotato
May 14, 2013

Colonel Cancer posted:

Heh look at these successful sexy couples that take care of their bodies instead of touching computers all day and self medicating with booze, what a bunch of rubes

I am here to tell you that you can do all three

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Just start taking steroids and working out op and you could become one of the those people.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



My friend's wife followed me on Instagram so I followed her back, it turns out her insta is nothing but videos of her practicing routines for a pole dancing fitness class.

I'm pretty sure that I shouldn't comment on or like any of her posts.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
My boyfriend and I are not in very good shape. I'm fat and he smokes. So do you like us now??

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Also I'm fitness whole pizza in ma mouth haha

Pahilla the Hun
Jul 24, 2007

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



Wicker Man posted:

Just thinking about all that Olympic sex between them.

the guy throws her in the air then catches her on his dick and there's judges

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Tip posted:

My friend's wife followed me on Instagram so I followed her back, it turns out her insta is nothing but videos of her practicing routines for a pole dancing fitness class.

I'm pretty sure that I shouldn't comment on or like any of her posts.

Very badly copy her routines and post them in response as a 'keeping up with the Jones'' sort of thing with a subtle "You think you're better than me?" vibe to it.

Pahilla the Hun
Jul 24, 2007

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



Big Beef City posted:

Very badly copy her routines and post them in response as a 'keeping up with the Jones'' sort of thing with a subtle "You think you're better than me?" vibe to it.

lol do this

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo
op have u considered not watching the videos that make u mad at other people for doing things that dont affect u at all.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
what would be the point of life if not doing that

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

YeahTubaMike posted:

I use Instagram primarily to look at dogs/puppies and cats/kittens, but I have a couple of friends that post nothing but exercise videos & vegan recipes. They're muted.
https://www.instagram.com/tofupupper/?hl=en

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Small business owners, OP.

Business doing well: “I’m the smartest, hardest-working motherfucker on the planet and everything I touch turns to gold. I deserve everything because I’m the one who had the gumption and took the risks. loving government can gently caress off!”

Business doing poorly: “This is bullshit. This is all the fault of greedy employees/customers/government and certainly is not a reflection of my business model or myself. Why aren’t my employees/customers/government doing something to help me, the job creator?!? People are so selfish!”

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

1redflag posted:

Small business owners, OP.

Business doing well: “I’m the smartest, hardest-working motherfucker on the planet and everything I touch turns to gold. I deserve everything because I’m the one who had the gumption and took the risks. loving government can gently caress off!”

Business doing poorly: “This is bullshit. This is all the fault of greedy employees/customers/government and certainly is not a reflection of my business model or myself. Why aren’t my employees/customers/government doing something to help me, the job creator?!? People are so selfish!”

I have a guy who i knew in college who owns a vape store in ohio. you can guess how its going on his FB profile these days

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Tiktok is Chinese spyware you idiots stop using it

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

1redflag posted:

Small business owners, OP.

Business doing well: “I’m the smartest, hardest-working motherfucker on the planet and everything I touch turns to gold. I deserve everything because I’m the one who had the gumption and took the risks. loving government can gently caress off!”

Business doing poorly: “This is bullshit. This is all the fault of greedy employees/customers/government and certainly is not a reflection of my business model or myself. Why aren’t my employees/customers/government doing something to help me, the job creator?!? People are so selfish!”

It's called a positive attitude and the alternative seems to be miserable self-loathing and bitterness. I think the choice is clear

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

JK Fresco posted:

Tiktok is Chinese spyware you idiots stop using it

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





OP using Tiktok is more of a self own than whatever it is the people he is making fun of are doing.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

That feeling where you have to pee before you go to bed so you go pee and then you lay down and you still have to pee and you think you have to pee again and you're like "what the gently caress I just peed" but it won't go away so eventually you get up and pee again and you don't even really pee it's just a little pee and you roll your eyes at your dick like 'C'mon' and then you go back to bed and lay down and you realize you still gotta pee and you're like 'No. gently caress that I do not have to pee again I'm not falling for that again."

That's more annoying op.

I think that's diabetes my friend

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Pawn 17 posted:

OP using Tiktok is more of a self own than whatever it is the people he is making fun of are doing.

Ok boomer :smuggo:

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Tiktok is on the 6 o clock news grandpa it's for olds

At the very least get on VSCO (which isn't even new or hip anymore)

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Amarcarts posted:

Is there anything more annoying than amateur couples on porn sites?

Don't get me wrong either one on its own is great (amateurs and couples). Just going through PornHub and seeing the ones where a dude is cumming on the girl instantly makes me not like them. It's a signal that "I'm not creative or original but I work hard to take care of my body and I need others to validate me based on that.

Webcam solo accounts are often simply just sad.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
The nasty rear end dudes on thode accounts mafr me gibe up porn all togehyer

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

The worst pornos are when the guy won't shut the gently caress up, that actually might be worse than fitness couples.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Yeah, it's hosed up. Dudes working out to look good and then getting a girlfriend and then posting about it online, what kind of assholes does that.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

Yeah, it's hosed up. Dudes working out to look good and then getting a girlfriend and then posting about it online, what kind of assholes does that.

Its ok when it comes naturally bit pretty lsme when it brcomes some sort of grift

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Only really fat and unhealthy people should post themselves online or else I will find it unrelatable.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I don't have an instagram and don't feel like my life is lacking for it so it seems kinda silly to sign up for it and be upset that someone is instagramming better than you.

Social media in general is predictably toxic so just don't sign up more than you have to.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

ArbitraryC posted:

I don't have an instagram and

As an Instagram user, thsnky you

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I like Instagram it’s basically a photo journal of my dogs

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Dear Watson posted:

I like Instagram it’s basically a photo journal of my dogs
3/4 of the things i add to my favorites on imgur are pics of good dogs. each gooder than the last

somethingrofl
May 1, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
not as bad as those guys at lspg.org (large penis support group) what dicks


freeones.com for dudes who like women I guess


also everything is legal in L.A. (sex, money, murder)

somethingrofl fucked around with this message at 10:48 on May 14, 2020

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
To snswer your question op yes, there are more annoying things

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