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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
It's a very big show as AEW continues to hard sell for Double or Nothing from [Jacksonville, Florida]. We are still in Daily's Place, the home of AEW following a tremendous AEW Dynamite that ended with the coolest image in AEW history as the Inner Circle stood tall on entrance to TIAA Bank field as their logo played on the big scoreboard. Let's see how AEW has followed up that episode with another packed show.

https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1260325270776623106
Big Dust and Little Greggy vs. Dinosaur man and J Boy

In your karmicknight main event of the evening, Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent?) (w/ Orange Cassidy) will be taking on Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy in a babyface match. Two very fun good guy teams will have the chance to duke it out over the W and attempt to set themselves on the path to challenging Hangman David Thoreau when he returns from the woods (hopefully he doesn't run into KTB while self-isolating) and his COVID induced breakdown.

Let's go Big Dust and Little Greggy, loving kill those nerds.

Blood.

BLOOD.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1259981822353649667
Hikaru Shida vs. Penelope Ford (w/ Kip Sabian) vs. Kris Statlander vs. Dr. Britt Baker DMD (w/ her dental practice)

It's time for a(nother) divisional reset, as Hikaru Shida and Dr. Britt Baker will continue their compeition from the Georgia tapings and bring the Galaxy's Greatest Alien and the Superbad Girl in on the action in a four-way match first fall to a finish. With Nyla Rose back from quarantine, there is a champion to chase and everybody wants to be the woman to say they were able to best the Native Beast. As said earlier, Shida and Dr. Baker are coming off of a match during the Georgia tapings, and in that match Shida broke Dr. Baker's nose.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1259951684111007744
“Pineapple Pete” Suge D vs. Chris Jericho

How to describe Suge D vs. Chris Jericho, I guess I'll just let the man himself handle the talking, it's his thing.

https://twitter.com/SugarDunkerton/status/1260490678984998915

https://twitter.com/The_MJF/status/1259198825786417160
MJF returns to action after his injury.

Maxwell Jacob Friedman, fresh off being announced as having a match with J Boy at Double or Nothing, steps into the ring for the first time since the COVID-19 Pandemic devastating hangnail injury he suffered that forced him to self-isolate convalesce on Long Island during the Georgia tapings. He'll take on one of the myriad of random trainees floating around looking to do jobs, and I'm kind of hoping for Lee Johnson.

https://twitter.com/SilverNumber1/status/1260567358525059072
The Exalted One Mr. Brodie Lee vs. Christopher Daniels of SoCal Uncensored

https://twitter.com/ThisBrodieLee/status/1259296666252910592
Brodie Lee is also in possession of the AEW World Title Belt, Big Platinum.

The Big Rig is crashing through AEW as Mr. Brodie Lee is officially making good on his threat towards Christopher Daniels from the pre-Georgia tapings episode of Dynamite to make Daniels the last out of touch old man to doubt the Exalted One. This match is interesting because Brodie Lee has jumped the queue and attacked Moxley while challenging him for the AEW World tittle, and continuing the tradition of Big Platinum getting stolen from the sitting champion. Hopefully police are ready to take another photo and post it facebook only to delete it again, as Mr. Brodie Lee's Dark Order have made their move and stole the belt.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1260027138566062081
Lance Archer and Jake Roberts to make appearance.

Disgusting Old man and his pet bird abomination will make an appearance and hopefully get pushed towards comeuppance for the bad poo poo he did. His bird is as of yet blameless.

https://twitter.com/Santana_Proud/status/1260558550927114240
Santana and Ortiz vs. Matt Hardy and Kenny Omega

The presumed main event sees a reprise of the critically acclaimed team of Matt Hardy and Kenny Omega to take on the two men most responsible for the Le Sex Gods victory in the AEW Dynamite main event last week, as Santana and Ortiz will take on Omega and Hardy in a battle that will likely be very good pro wrestling, and might even become a DDT match as Kenny Omega has decided to use the COVID pandemic to push DDT style matches on American television to a pretty decent reaction. Either way Santana and Ortiz are the BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST, and they are also free from the New York quarantine zone.

All this and #JoinDarkOrder on AEW Dynamite on TNT tonight at 8 Eastern/7 Central.



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Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
will mjf call jack perry a jungle bitch

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
"Pet bird abomination" is the greatest nickname for Archer

Number 8
May 12, 2020

by Athanatos
I'm so HYPE for tonight, pretty much every match is going to be a banger.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I know I say this almost every week, but I NEED THIS SO BAD tonight.

(Doubly bad this week because the realization that this would have been Eurovision week kicked me right in the sad brain's crotch.)

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Isn't Big Dust, Dustin Rhodes?

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

quote:

Let's go Big Dust and Little Greggy, loving kill those nerds.

Blood.

BLOOD.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

attention i saw theres already a prudes one made. sorry i didnt see it before.

Number 8
May 12, 2020

by Athanatos
you'll be doubly sorry when you're in court buddy

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
So glad to be back to live shows

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

NXT has DX as their special guests, wow, many excite

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

coconono posted:

NXT has DX as their special guests, wow, many excite

Deeply looking forward to seeing DX lose the ratings battle to Dynamite. It will be annoying if they don't, but I'll only really be suffering the lack of schadenfreude.

Also very surprised to learn people read the OP.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

karmicknight posted:

Deeply looking forward to seeing DX lose the ratings battle to Dynamite. It will be annoying if they don't, but I'll only really be suffering the lack of schadenfreude.

Also very surprised to learn people read the OP.

I only care about DX because I want to see what segment they'll go up against. Hopefully its MR Brodie Lee doing his meth capitalism schtick.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



I thought Greg is big now :confused:

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

So glad to be back to live shows

Tonight was taped last week I believe, but at least they’re out of the Georgia Cave

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

meanwhile in the social media run up, Schiavone is handing out layups.

https://twitter.com/The_MJF/status/1260672518026940429

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
This brings us one step closer to once more hearing X Pac's goddawful theme on live tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V35BC3XYFMQ

Number 8
May 12, 2020

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7LY2pUwjTE

Dynamite pre-show stream

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i am the person who made up it's wednesday my prudes and it's wednesday my lewds. i posted them together at the same time but only as text so no one cares. this will greatly affect the dynamite poster of the week moving forward.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

please start posting in here again. dynamite poster of the week is not going to be affected by anything other than posts. I'm sorry

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



the only 2 hours of the week that matter are nearly upon us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jnymeJof4

The Croc fucked around with this message at 00:34 on May 14, 2020

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

make sure you do some stretches and drink a glass of water before AEW Dynamite on TNT

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
We're making pepperoni & portabella and apple, country ham, and gorgonzola pizza tonight and getting ready to settle in for All Elite Wrasslin'! Hoo boy

My father in law doesn't watch wrestling at all but incidentally said "gently caress Vince McMahon" the other week

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Cavauro posted:

please start posting in here again. dynamite poster of the week is not going to be affected by anything other than posts. I'm sorry

I'm just glad you're being honest. And also, I'm hoping that being nice to you will get you to reconsider your Dynamite poster of the week metrics to advantage me personally.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Chicken thighs are cooking, should finish up right before the show.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

i have never heard of tonight's Dynamite lead-in Non-Stop

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/TheBrandiRhodes/status/1260714706156900354

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

are US Air Marshalls better or worse than regular cops

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

kick his rear end brandi

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
so excited for this pineapple pete match

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

JUNGLE BOY posted:

are US Air Marshalls better or worse than regular cops

Better, as far as I know. Like from everything I’ve seen their job is either prisoner transport, or sitting on a plane pretending to be normal unless something catastrophic happens.

On the other hand, ACAB

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

boo this movie

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

What is the American TBS pre-show movie?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Welcome first time viewers from the BYOB spaceship if you have chosen wisely

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I still don't get why that marine dude decided to knife it out, like take the L boss. You can probably plea that down to a nice cell with an ocean view for 15 years.

Number 8
May 12, 2020

by Athanatos

Hirez posted:

Welcome first time viewers from the BYOB spaceship if you have chosen wisely

you're about to watch the BEST
THE BEST
THE BEST

entertainment on television!!!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Excited to be posting with yall tonight.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/AEWonTNT/status/1260719038054887431

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

santana's utter child like glee is endearing here

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