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 Can we please change the thread title to Torn.com - "Your Time on Torn is at an End" All of this bullshit just keeps getting better
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i sent a report requesting a title change, it would be perfect
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Nov 30, 2020 22:26
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 lol 5bil for e-honor. Gaming communities never change; losing wars on purpose still works. bless you goons
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Nov 30, 2020 23:29
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Dec 1, 2020 01:19
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its not true 5bil cost but in essence its worth that much in actual energy usage instead of gaining stats since theyre all trash can idiots despite being years into the game
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Dec 1, 2020 02:14
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I can do that name change, sure. Enjoy!
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Dec 1, 2020 03:11
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lmao that dumpy idiot lv 100 4500 age stalemated me and now hes trying to say the stat spy from 17 months ago is wrong (not true) his current stats stat spy from doctorn 17 months ago-HxC-: Your faction had poo poo spies slippyslappy: maybe if you didnt keep hitting on lowbies youd be higher -HxC-: I guess that's why unleashed left the area -HxC-: 😂 -HxC-: You're garbo it's okay dude -HxC-: Talk me. To death some more -HxC-: Pinch the nurses rear end for me too -HxC-: Yea man dumping all over me slippyslappy: buy some diapers with that 2k you dumpy moron -HxC-: Sorry I thought a broke bitch said sum -HxC-: Didn't mean to trigger you there little man slippyslappy: sorry im doing other things at the same time slippyslappy: not sitting here rubbing a poo poo filled diaper like you constantly -HxC-: No you're going to a piss filled forum running your mouth -HxC-: While. Still getting walked all. Over here -HxC-: How's the hospital food -HxC-: Send em a telegram slippyslappy: lmao 2.5bil slippyslappy: it wont even take me till year 3 to pass you slippyslappy: sad -HxC-: Cool -HxC-: Do it -HxC-: I've done more i this game than you ever will pop slippyslappy: took 17 months to get 800 mil slippyslappy: lmao -HxC-: You also play a different game than I played when I started so yet agsin not something to brag about need better material slippyslappy: in the last 17 months ive gotten what slippyslappy: almost 2bil? -HxC-: Sitting in a spoon fed faction it's not an accomplishment talk to wm when you actually do something -HxC-: Yea it even that hate to break it to you I don't train slippyslappy: yeah its obvious -HxC-: To many other things to do in game slippyslappy: you waste your e like a moron -HxC-: You okay the game like a moron -HxC-: And you'll never catch me not even hiding in tus -HxC-: 1 decison and I sell ally factions dump secs and fhcs in SA and I'm the next miro or. Nabisco sitting on something like 100b in with of factions easily -HxC-: So Yea stats mean Jack poo poo slippyslappy: ive gained over double the stats you have since that last spy 17 months ago lmao -HxC-: You're thick as f**k or retarded I'm not sure which slippyslappy: and that includes the poo poo gain pre cap Last message: 02:41:25 - 01/12/20 TCT
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Dec 1, 2020 03:46
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:I can do that name change, sure. Enjoy! another byob success story. i'm claiming this for byob and you can't stop me!!
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Dec 1, 2020 05:44
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I love it when pubbies get defensive over the amount of time and attention they've spent being maximally butthurt by goons, spending all their resources grinding them to dust while at the same time the goons just don't give a flying gently caress. A+ trolling keep up the good fight 
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Dec 1, 2020 07:01
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I never played this but I deeply appreciate how loving riled up you have all managed to get the pubbies to be. Just looking at this game it looks like a dumpsterfire with non-existent balancing, and as a result it means that high level players blow more of their money, resources and time just to attack lowbies so really it seems like they're playing themselves by engaging in such a petty vendetta for some nerd's wife's e-honor. Keep up the good work.
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Dec 1, 2020 07:23
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Lux Animus posted:I love it when pubbies get defensive over the amount of time and attention they've spent being maximally butthurt by goons, spending all their resources grinding them to dust while at the same time the goons just don't give a flying gently caress. I mean, 17 year sunk cost fallacy
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Dec 1, 2020 07:35
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The amount of salt radiating from these pubbies has me interested
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Dec 1, 2020 08:47
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Usenet Magic-User posted:The amount of salt radiating from these pubbies has me interested Do you enjoy smashing your genitals with a ball-peen hammer? In other news, 3 overnight mugs, a message, and a chat request later, Mamiroe (wife who was mug 20k) absolutely lost her marbles.   I guess they've never had to haggle before?
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Dec 1, 2020 19:30
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God I used to play this in the early 2000's. I'm up for generating pubbie tears by just existing. App sent as Fat_and_Useless.
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Dec 1, 2020 19:54
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So if we get more members then they waste more time, energy, and resources putting them in the hospital, right?
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Dec 1, 2020 19:56
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Fat and Useless posted:God I used to play this in the early 2000's. I'm up for generating pubbie tears by just existing. App sent as Fat_and_Useless. sorry i accused you of being an obvious spy! in my defense: i keep playing this game so i must be p dumb
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Dec 1, 2020 20:01
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RudeCat posted:So if we get more members then they waste more time, energy, and resources putting them in the hospital, right? They also accelerate the faction destruction instead of making them commit to this bullshit for months
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Dec 1, 2020 20:04
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Joined Goons and within a minute got attacked. 10/10 Mission complete! edit: and again! edit 2:  and again! That being said if I'm doing more harm than good with my level 1 rear end being attacked, boot me. Fat and Useless fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Dec 1, 2020 |
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Dec 1, 2020 20:12
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Fat and Useless posted:
Definitely do not worry about that lol
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Dec 1, 2020 20:47
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harm... good... these terms mean nothing in Torn
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Dec 1, 2020 20:48
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this game wont be much fun if you just sit in hospital forever.. but then again.. you're also wasting their big energy all over a mug and apparently "hide yo wife hide yo kids" gif is a direct attack on someone's children. We already won torn.. Record breaking tears.. all starting with a 20k mug and then some ribbing when the salty guy kept taking it further and further. My hope is that My one mug snowballs into a dirty bomb.
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Dec 1, 2020 20:52
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I just can't believe people are wasting energy on attacking a level 1, yes I know I could play the game if I wasn't in goons but lol at playing the game I did that 16 years ago. edit:  edit 2: I don't even think this is the game I was playing way back when, similar but not enough hookers and meth. Fat and Useless fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Dec 2, 2020 |
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Dec 1, 2020 20:52
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Nice raids you got going there. I'm already settled in a faction but just wanted to pop in and say hi (cz4r on Torn). Would suggest flying to far away places as much as possible or self-hospitalizing by doing warehouse arsons (if you don't have the NNB to succeed in the crime that is) and turning off your revives to slow down the respect loss. SEDs are a decent option for self-hosping as well but pricy. You could also (if you have it) zero your faction's OD chance reduction perks and try to OD on Xanax for the super long hospital time but that's super unreliable and honestly a lovely option all round. It'll take months before your faction is zero'd but the faster they get bored of hitting you the better unless you're planning on buying a new shell for your faction. Most people active on the forums there don't actually have any interest in reading and processing anything that isn't supporting their point of view btw, it's like trying to converse with a wall.
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Dec 1, 2020 21:26
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honestly im a little disappointed that they were able to go from 16 to 21 because now i really want them to reach 25 (to get to a nice round number and be a harder record to beat) edit: also, first post in almost 5 years, really? lol Colin Mockery fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Dec 2, 2020 |
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Vizzerdrix posted:Nice raids you got going there. I'm already settled in a faction but just wanted to pop in and say hi (cz4r on Torn). hello j4g goon! i invite you to come post in the secret planning forum here! there's no way for people to read what we're planning there if they don't have an account
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biosterous posted:hello j4g goon! i invite you to come post in the secret planning forum here! there's no way for people to read what we're planning there if they don't have an account Please make sure you post a thread requesting access to torn material there.
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Dec 2, 2020 17:06
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Colin Mockery posted:honestly im a little disappointed that they were able to go from 16 to 21 because now i really want them to reach 25 (to get to a nice round number and be a harder record to beat) wow you got me I'm a filthy lurker, just thought I'd post something that could potentially be useful since it'd be a shame to see the fac die
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Dec 2, 2020 20:49
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Vizzerdrix posted:wow you got me I'm a filthy lurker, just thought I'd post something that could potentially be useful since it'd be a shame to see the fac die okay but please come post on BYOB, lurkers must post also lmao we got "talking about sandwiches" banned in the torn thread, i'm so loving proud of this incredibly dumb accomplishment
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Dec 2, 2020 22:27
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Why did sammiches get bannt
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Dec 2, 2020 23:34
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pubbies got mad that we started talking about sandwiches instead of how hard goons were getting stomped, and even more mad that other pubbies were joining in with sandwich chat. now there's a separate thread for sandwich chat, though, and it wasn't even one of us that started it. we have made legit sandwich pals out of this, which is just such a delight. i'm so happy that we have found common ground with people by talking about delicious sandwiches.
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Dec 3, 2020 00:28
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would it be viable to pool money, buy a cheap shitter faction, pretend swap to it, repeat ad nausem so you have internet crimes guys constantly hitting useless factions?
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Dec 3, 2020 00:40
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That would give them a sense that they're accomplishing something, and that's we can't let that happen.
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Dec 7, 2020 14:50
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:That would give them a sense that they're accomplishing something, and that's we can't let that happen. I know it was talked about during the War of Weed Aggression, but are we any closer to Order 69 going into effect? Or are we waiting on more ... "friends" in "high" "places"?
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Dec 8, 2020 02:44
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unoplank posted:I know it was talked about during the War of Weed Aggression, but are we any closer to Order 69 going into effect? Or are we waiting on more ... "friends" in "high" "places"? friendly reminder to limit all tactical discussions to the secret forum. check the Nuthatch thread if you have trouble finding the latest strategy!
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Dec 8, 2020 15:01
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honestly it was just a matter of time before we pissed off the right person and they ended the faction. Should just kick everyone down to one member and reinvite when they get bored
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Dec 8, 2020 15:35
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Khris Kruel posted:honestly it was just a matter of time before we pissed off the right person and they ended the faction. We did that, but instead gave the faction to someone going inactive so they could camp out oversea and the faction could remain a monument. Meanwhile, WillRoc and his diaperbuddies are still Very Mad that my profile makes fun of him: 
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DRUG INTO MY MOUTH. ITS XANAX AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I GO TO CHURCH AND START PRAYING ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, FATHER WILLIAMS. I SAY EVERY PRAYER AND I SAY EVERY PRAYER HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I REPENT FOR SOME SINS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP LITURGY. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY MAXED OUT TORN CITY'S HIDDEN LUCK BAR. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY FACTION AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN FACTION CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE SCRIPTURES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING COOLDOWN EVERY MORNIng
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speaking of prayers, Goons prayers finally paid off. We won the 150m, woohoo! This will be great for speeding up the next phase of The Plan.
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Dec 11, 2020 03:17
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unoplank posted:speaking of prayers, Goons prayers finally paid off. We won the 150m, woohoo! I was skeptical about Turnip, but I'm glad they reached out to us, heard our side of the story, and then declared us the winners of their little bet. It's real nice to deal with a reasonably intelligent Torn player. Extremely happen with what we've decided to do with the winnings! The Plan is so good.
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  sometimes this game is good (also lol the chin diaper doesn't count as a mask for game-mechanics purposes, that's a great touch)
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