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my favorite territory mechanic is how, with enough subfactions, you can effectively wall off any territory by starting fake assaults and then NAP'ing and starting a new one with zero chance for an outside faction to have a chance to initiate an assault. most places this only takes 2-3 factions to perform sufficiently.
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I keep getting rich off the city map. A casino pass dropped today, made $123 million after the buymugging tax. A few more payouts like this and I'll be able to furnish the private island I won off the wheel. 
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Sep 25, 2020 05:12
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super sweet best pal posted:I keep getting rich off the city map. A casino pass dropped today, made $123 million after the buymugging tax. A few more payouts like this and I'll be able to furnish the private island I won off the wheel. Nice.. I get the occasional good find even with high awareness. I never got a private island of the million dollar wheel, i got the honor bar pretty quickly, although the one on the 50k wheel still eludes me. I'd probably be better at the wheel / finding stuff if I wasn't so hellbent on mugging peoples wives for 20k.
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Sep 25, 2020 12:31
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That wheel has taken too much of my money and I get slapped almost every time I drop a million on it, but I have to keep trying for that merit!
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Sep 25, 2020 18:54
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important news! torn goons are rebranding! out with the old*:  and in with the new:   *not actually, this image is still up and also wonderful
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Sep 26, 2020 05:28
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tater_salad posted:Nice.. I get the occasional good find even with high awareness. I never got a private island of the million dollar wheel, i got the honor bar pretty quickly, although the one on the 50k wheel still eludes me. The way I see the wheels is that one decent payout can pay for a long string of failures and the odds are good enough that it trends toward positive given enough time. Get a point off the Lame and that’s about a month and a half of spins. A villa on the Mediocre is nearly three weeks. The PI means I could go more than a year without anything better than casino tokens and still break even.
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Sep 26, 2020 10:37
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cheds posted that all three wheels are constructed so the odds result in a positive payout over time. at least thats what he says but we all know torn rng is dog poo poo
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Sep 26, 2020 17:07
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repent! goons have forsworn their drug-abusing ways and are now Gods Love Cr[e]w! time to spread the Word, the only way you can in Torn (violence, sending anonymous messages to pubbies, bounties)  also they were a pizza mafia before but i forgot to grab those images
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Oct 11, 2020 14:36
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tithes are not donations, they are just giving back what is rightfully His
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Oct 11, 2020 18:51
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a tithe in six saves nine
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Applied to the faction as beepsky.
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Nov 15, 2020 02:55
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quote:WillRoc-A-Fella: I would have agreed to a peaceful separation but crappypants took it too far with involving my kids so now its either kick tatersaladSA or we 0 your respect ... end of discussion!  Pubbie whale with too much pride calls in 11 other factions to hit goons because we mugged their IN REAL LIFE WIFE a couple times almost 3 months ago and won't kowtow to his demands
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Nov 28, 2020 07:27
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Let's mug the wife again.
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Nov 28, 2020 12:06
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logged in for the first time in months. I guess all I have is lovely books?? 
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Nov 28, 2020 21:47
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dragonshardz posted:
the number of factions now hitting goons for the sake of 1 pubbie whale's ego is 14
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Nov 28, 2020 23:23
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dragonshardz posted:the number of factions now hitting goons for the sake of 1 pubbie whale's ego is 14 It is not for his ego, it is for the e-honor of his wife and children, please do not misunderstand
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Nov 29, 2020 05:07
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so ive made fun of this dude making GBS threads his pants so much and having to wear diapers that hes now said multiple times he wears lovely diapers. please use these quotes in memes thx slippyslappy: beating on literally ppl with like 200k stats lol slippyslappy: youre the idiot that kept attacking them the whole time lol slippyslappy: now hiding in some throwaway faction because you ran out of cloth diapers slippyslappy: using disposable WillRoc-A-Fella: Are you a drug addict mom that can't afford diapers? You are obsessed with lovely diapers lmao and no he was only 1 of my friends... if you try you will find out who the others are lmao poke poke... please try lmao slippyslappy: diapers keep coming up because you keep making GBS threads in them slippyslappy: over your dumb wife getting mugged for 20k slippyslappy: lol WillRoc-A-Fella: I thought you didn't care about that? slippyslappy: your diaper wearing or your dumb wife slippyslappy: youre the one who wont shut up about her WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao in English please tatersaladSA slippyslappy: sorry you cant read through the tears of not having your diaper cleaned WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao are you 12 years old that is seriously your only troll comeback lmao "you poop yourself" lmao whole time leader of goons name is crappypants hahahahhahaha slippyslappy: its not a comeback its just sad truth you cant stop making GBS threads your pants slippyslappy: surprised you even have a wife slippyslappy: she must get tired of cleaning it slippyslappy: is crappypants your multi?? slippyslappy: or does she like changing his diapers better and youre just jelly WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao nice mind gymnastics but sad effort ... ok before messaging me back go talk to some of the goons they at least made sense with their burns lmao every one of yours has been about lovely diapers lmao better yet watch a YouTube video on how to troll ... because you suck at this lmao slippyslappy: this isnt trolling im just making sure youre aware that your diaper problem is affecting your personal relationships to the point that your wife is changing another mans diaper instead WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao again with the diaper seriously get some new material dumb rear end slippyslappy: is that what your wife says when you need to run the cloth diapers through the washing machine WillRoc-A-Fella: Wow you are dumb WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao 🤣 WillRoc-A-Fella: I'm not even gonna comment back lmao do what you need to do just know there will be repercussions... end of discussion slippyslappy: you can't force a war of attrition when only one side needs to purchase diapers WillRoc-A-Fella: Try me lmao slippyslappy: did you buy the value pack of 250 huggees? WillRoc-A-Fella: Na borrowed some from your mom after I throat f**ked her she paid me in diapers slippyslappy: lmao nice try but my mom doesnt mess with self-avowed diaper wearers slippyslappy: glad you came "clean" tho slippyslappy: admission is the first step slippyslappy: also does your wife know youre trying to pretend you cheated on her for a pack of diapers slippyslappy: no wonder shes into the crappy pants lad now slippyslappy: i bet he can pull em up himself too WillRoc-A-Fella: Yeah my wife was the one holding your moms fat out of the way while I took my diaper off and got in line I think I was fourth or fifth in line but I still tapped that milf rear end slippyslappy: did you put the diaper back on after WillRoc-A-Fella: Yes I did with poo poo still on it Lmao 🤣 I'm done talking either do something or crawl back into your moms hole lol just like goons all mouth no action slippyslappy: theres plenty of action it just doesnt get you hard cuz theres no diapers involved you weirdo Last message: 08:21:30 - 29/11/20 TCT
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esto es malo posted:WillRoc-A-Fella: Na borrowed some from your mom after I throat f**ked her she paid me in diapers All of the bullshit has been worth it for this exchange, getting a pubbie to say he made his wife hold his lovely diaper so he could be 4th in line to throat gently caress someone named slippyslappy's mom is excellent.
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WillRoc-A-Fella: Still no action... I thought you were gonna "move members around" and destroy us lmao you are more of a coward then crappypants giving leader to blackcat because he didn't want to face me himself lmao WillRoc-A-Fella: Shut up bitch and do something WillRoc-A-Fella: I'm waiting slippyslappy: im waiting for you to join the diaper pants family bonanza WillRoc-A-Fella: Like I said crawl back in to your moms hole slippyslappy: instead of your burner faction cuz youre so scared about losing respect youre making GBS threads your pants over some ppl with like 3 months of stats WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao again you have no clue what your talking about lmao slippyslappy: you admitted yourself to wearing diapers im not sure there is any ambiguity here WillRoc-A-Fella: Like I said do something then coward WillRoc-A-Fella: Bitch boy slippyslappy: are you guys chaining any time soon or are you just sitting in the changing station faction for a while WillRoc-A-Fella: Hahahha WillRoc-A-Fella: I hope you try WillRoc-A-Fella: Coward WillRoc-A-Fella: Bitch boy WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao 🤣 you ain't poo poo slippyslappy: do you have a chaining schedule or is it impromptu based on the number of members with an available inventory of diapers to use WillRoc-A-Fella: Come find out slippyslappy: i literally am, right now, asking you slippyslappy: but youre too busy posting your dream logs of diaper fantasies WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao like I said all mouth no action slippyslappy: ive hosped or mugged your friends all day lmao slippyslappy: theyre just too low stats to see whos hitting them WillRoc-A-Fella: And still a bitch WillRoc-A-Fella: Coward slippyslappy: wow i didnt call your friends bitches thats rude WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao you are pathetic 🤣 slippyslappy: i know you have a skewed sense of reality but wearing adult underwear and not making GBS threads in them is actually normal WillRoc-A-Fella: Really? Omg you are so incredibly intelligent no wonder you lead the goons User has blocked you. Last message: 08:32:02 - 29/11/20 TCT
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quote:WillRoc-A-Fella: I already seen your sig pic with a link to my profile before you removed it and left goons lmao https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/650193054656888833/782465116159213578/Untitled_design_3.gif I am just going full nuclear on my way out, gently caress this stupid game. E: Gaze on my glorious loving rear end and tremble as your fragile ego shatters. dragonshardz fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Nov 29, 2020 |
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imagine blocking someone then having their dumpy diaper pal message you instead -HxC-: Stealth turned off f**king noob if you're gonna do something quit talking and do it otherwise sit on the sidelines and cheer slippyslappy: whoa youre in the diaper fan club too? slippyslappy: were you third in line? or did you get to go first? -HxC-: Blah blah blah you gonna help your fronds your talk me to death -HxC-: Or* slippyslappy: they're people, not plants -HxC-: I couldn't tell with the amount of brain cells they've produced slippyslappy: if you're in need of a transplant im afraid that medicine has not achieved that level of complexity yet Last message: 15:14:48 - 29/11/20 TCT
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Sab Sabbington posted:All of the bullshit has been worth it for this exchange, getting a pubbie to say he made his wife hold his lovely diaper so he could be 4th in line to throat gently caress someone named slippyslappy's mom is excellent. 
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slippyslappy: slippyslappy hospitalized WillRoc-A-Fella (+1.65) slippyslappy: getting to be a ritual at this point -HxC-: That doesn't mean anything to me 😂 slippyslappy: i guess your friendship only goes diaper-deep -HxC-: Who ever said it had anything to do with will? Lmao -HxC-: Assuming poo poo isn't very wise slippyslappy: my mistake, i naturally assumed you were in the same diaper+weed fetish club slippyslappy: in that case, water under the bridge slippyslappy: or as will says, poo poo through the diaper -HxC-: You're right this is fun slippyslappy: i agree -HxC-: Post that on your little forum slippyslappy: sure beats wearing an adult diaper and making GBS threads in it -HxC-: Says the guy in the hosp for 6 and 1/2 hours slippyslappy: im sorry to inform you there are no diaper fetish subforums for your enjoyment -HxC-: You troll poorly you should stick to the something awful site slippyslappy: weird that hospital timer was only for a minute, let's see how long till the next free revive is -HxC-: Weird, I got plenty of e to burn and finishing hits to make -HxC-: Cheerleader -HxC-: Go join goons slippyslappy: oh you don't partake in the diaper play, just a sideline observer who cheers them on? -HxC-: So it's more fun -HxC-: No you're the cheerleader taking poo poo from the sidelines with no way to help your pathetic friends -HxC-: All talk no bite boy slippyslappy: i told will when he changes his diaper and goes back to his real faction instead of his burner 5k respect one slippyslappy: but hes content pooping his pants in the burner -HxC-: Yet again you're talking about someone I couldnt give a single f**k about -HxC-: You're delusional if you think I care about your beef with this will guy -HxC-: You talk like a f**king 8 year old child at that it's pathetic af -HxC-: So either do something or like I said cheer from sidelines bc that's all you're gonna be able to do anyway slippyslappy: sorry i was busy not wearing a diaper slippyslappy: whats up -HxC-: That's waht I thought you're keyboard tough slippyslappy: are you trying to psyche yourself up? youre typing and not speaking outloud Last message: 17:39:07 - 29/11/20 TCT
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esto es malo posted:-HxC-: That's waht I thought you're keyboard tough That is literally all of TORN. Every single loving pubbie is "keyboard tough". You're sitting at a loving computer clicking buttons to do fake crimes, for gently caress's sake.
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The person involved here has 6 pages of image uploads on their profile. Somehow decided to choose this for their avatar? 
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Nov 29, 2020 19:47
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Hello WillRoc & Goons, Did anyone happen to save his previous profile pic with the bad poetry about swinging swords (dicks) and his desire for dames? Regards, unoplank
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Nov 29, 2020 22:27
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hi will! thanks for letting us know you're reading the thread. you should also come read some threads in BYOB, it's a great place to chill with friends
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Nov 29, 2020 22:33
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Will has been reading this thread for awhile. Will, Pony up tenbux will be a man and post. Goons are very against violence against women and you can read all about it. You can also tell us how many hours you've spent with all this, I can tell you for me it's been 20s of mins. Tell your wife I say hi.
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Nov 29, 2020 22:59
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Will, I love the My Little Pony franchise and hope one day we can watch it together
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Nov 29, 2020 23:02
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Biowarfare posted:The person involved here has 6 pages of image uploads on their profile. Somehow decided to choose this for their avatar? weed is cool man, lol meat me at 420 blaze avenue, mom's makin pizza rolls to
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Nov 29, 2020 23:08
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Spending the  should be easy for a blue-name in torn - that's what, minimum of a grand sunk into that? 
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Nov 29, 2020 23:41
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Lol 1k on a got damned pixel honor badge.
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Nov 30, 2020 00:34
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Hi Will Please post, don't be a lurking loser. We know you can afford the account.
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Nov 30, 2020 08:38
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As of Mon 08:04:49 - 30/11/20 torn time, we have been hit 2500 times equalling 62500 energy. that is equal to 3125 cans of munster energy drink, costing them $5,075,228,125.
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blackcat12951 posted:As of Mon 08:04:49 - 30/11/20 torn time, we have been hit 2500 times equalling 62500 energy. that is equal to 3125 cans of munster energy drink, costing them $5,075,228,125. does this include the mess of uncoordination where 3-4 people keep simultaneously joining the fight as soon as the hosp times out using 75-100 energy to hit a low stat newbie when they only need one person and one action?
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Nov 30, 2020 14:12
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Nope, those were not inculded as i didn't want to open all 2500 fight reports, so the true number is quite higher.
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color me crazy but i have an idea we should finally activate our internal spy in hooligan family, i know the council said to wait but this is opportune time to pull the plug on the operation. our faction is dying and if we don't do something with our hooligan spy network there won't be any rewards for them in the end as we promised. thoughts, concerns, coupons? hmu in the private torn thread Best Regards, unoplank
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unoplank posted:color me crazy but i have an idea No let's not do that yet. Don't want to burn the spy yet, I thoguht we wanted to wait for them to get faction bank access. Lets start a new faction called Drugs R kewl 420 YOLO and blend in and take down Will from the inside as part of his "alliance". If I recall we still all have our 1-3 required alts to join this forum right So lets go for it. ? 5 billion tornbux worth of energy spent.. keep it up boys.. hope it's all wort it. edited for phoneposting terrible mishaps tater_salad fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Nov 30, 2020 |
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tater_salad posted:5 billion tornbux worht of energy spent.. keep it up boys.. hope it's all wort it~. our faction cost less than 1b to buy LMAO with the money hes wasted we'll just get 4 more
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blackcat12951 posted:As of Mon 08:04:49 - 30/11/20 torn time, we have been hit 2500 times equalling 62500 energy. that is equal to 3125 cans of munster energy drink, costing them $5,075,228,125.  but what about the cost to me of... *checks notes* the 5 blood bags and 5 first aid kits i had to use yesterday to get out of the hosp before i could hit the gym and fly to china (i hosed up the image captcha so many times that they gave me the harder google captcha instead BUT THE SIX WAS UPSIDE-DOWN SO ITS NOT MY FAULT)
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