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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
....is something that no one should ever say, post, or even think about while browsing GBS. it is very bad. thank you for reading my important PSA about how you should, under no circumstances, say "I hereby cast REDUCE BALLS" on the Something Awful Gibbis Forum.

I'm allowed to say it in this case because I'm telling you all not to say it. so please don't go around saying it.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

right

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i cast reduce bills on my rent

...to increase my streetcred with those pinko bastards in cspam

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
What if I want to touch big boobs all day every day?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Ouch, my balls

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

What if I want to touch big boobs all day every day?

PM me

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Nah, I don't do this for free.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Nah, I don't do this for free.

You can charge to feel boob this is groundbreaking

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

You can charge to feel boob this is groundbreaking

2020 has been an interesting year so far.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i use counterspell

i also have a chain contingency prepared for this situation that immediately casts bigby's bulky balls (empowered) three times simultaneously

Mozi fucked around with this message at 16:40 on May 14, 2020

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Geek the mage

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I got big beefy balls OP.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You wish

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I posted this last time and i willpost it again!

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
OP tried to cast the unforgivable curse in GBS.

It didn't work.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Anyone got some enlarge balls scrolls? Asking for a friend.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Only sumo wrestlers know this spell

OP I conclude you are fat

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I cast dumbassia on myself

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Pawn 17 posted:

Anyone got some enlarge balls scrolls? Asking for a friend.

i can scribe that for you, all i need are ten gold pieces and the material component (you know what it is)

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Chinatown posted:

I got big beefy balls OP.

Not anymore, you don't!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Its LeviOHsuuckmyballz. Not LeviOHsackmyballs

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

What if I want to touch big boobs all day every day?

If you know a magic spell to accomplish this please teach me and I will be forever in your debt.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's the magic of male breast implants

e:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

imagine browsing the internet without an amulet of protect balls

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I have a spell blocker in my browser that protects against all curses, but just those of or relating to the balls.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Chomp8645 posted:

If you know a magic spell to accomplish this please teach me and I will be forever in your debt.

I've been doing plenty of research all my life.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It's 100% guaranteed that OP's body will feel the pounding of my fists, get a word in now because it won't be long before OP is too busy having destruction rained down upon his gnarled and weak body.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

so like.. you guys are just in here talking about your balls....

figures.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

My Shoes posted:

so like.. you guys are just in here talking about your balls....

figures.

I posted cat balls

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP you fucker? You made a mistake, skank rear end turd. I've seen you in my dreams, rejecting my advances. The gall, bitch you suffer now!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP's stunned face as I rush at him screaming with wind howling at my back and tears streaming behind me and I'm raising my fist and I'm roaring and I'm yelling "You did it now! You did it now! What are you gonna do when Hulkamania run wild on you!?"

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

My Shoes posted:

so like.. you guys are just in here talking about your balls....

figures.

Yeah, I know men are trash and have the shared mentality of actual apes.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

My Shoes posted:

so like.. you guys are just in here talking about your balls....

figures.

You're here talking about them with us now.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

This should clearly be a green spell. Maybe green/blue.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I don't know I never played Pokemonvania.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

My Shoes posted:

so like.. you guys are just in here talking about your balls....

figures.

we need a forums wizard that knows bestow balls or someone that has a scroll.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I think it's only a matter of time before all ball related spellcasting is prohibited.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

big nipples big life posted:

we need a forums wizard that knows bestow balls or someone that has a scroll.

I was sent this in a PM:

quote:

> enlarge balls

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Chomp8645 posted:

I think it's only a matter of time before all ball related spellcasting is prohibited.

What if we bribed the mods with free balls?

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