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rockstar loving sucks OP
MURDER SIMULATOR
FOLLOW THE drat TRAIN CJ
JETPACK GOKU
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Its free now. You are welcome.

https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the epic games launcher is less buggy than the website right now
https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/download

and you need it to install the game anyway

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

free my drat balls

if you already have it for steam can you still play with people who get this or what? Is that handled on rockstar's side or what happens there?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BALmXecO0DE

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Big Beef City posted:

free my drat balls

if you already have it for steam can you still play with people who get this or what? Is that handled on rockstar's side or what happens there?

You connect to Rockstar's Social Club servers so everyone can play together

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Pontificating rear end posted:

You connect to Rockstar's Social Club servers so everyone can play together
IM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS <:mad:>

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

numberoneposter posted:

IM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS <:mad:>

add me on social club and i will grief you in freeroam until I get bored

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It ends in a week so I'll just get it around then

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
How many gigs we talking

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Milo and POTUS posted:

How many gigs we talking
69 gb

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


GTA 5 is the most successful fremium game of all time. Just before you had to pay for the game too... :(

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

How many gigs we talking

the download must be much smaller because it only took a few minutes (on gigabit)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

nice

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I have to figure out my Rockstar poo poo because I can't remember. I'm reinstalling now.

sliami
Apr 28, 2018



I'm going to play this and do nothing but buy clothes and drive car.

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
89 gigs?! Aw man I'm gonna have to delete another game, like maybe XCOM 2, but THAT isn't happening because xcom2 is the best game I've gotten around to playing all year. Here's a little more about xcom2 in the GTA thread.

First off, I feel like the analogy of aliens and humans together is clearly one of socialism and why universal Healthcare is a right, not a commodity, and I f

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

sliami posted:

I'm going to play this and do nothing but buy clothes and drive car.

Probably the best way to play. There are a ton of clothes and in multiplayer everyone looks different, so it's cool just to see how everyone dresses. The singleplayer campaign is great too.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I have fond memories of that "murder simulator" guy's videos when IV came out so that's my answer but I just wanna point out I would also vote for Rockstar sucks.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Sometimes when I'm really stressed, I'll turn on GTAV, go into first person, drive as fast as I can into a wall or off a cliff. Makes me feel better.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Lol I rebought it like a month ago after not playing for 5 years

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I'm a pleb can I get it on ps4

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

ok shockingly enough my Rockstar name is BigBeefCity let's get ready to rumble and by that I mean my guy looks like that white haired 80's techno guy from The Venture Bros if I remember right idk it's still installing.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Is epicgames one of those places i can just give fake names or will that come back to bite me

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

They come to your house and kiss all over you so if it's important to you that they call u by the right name ratherr than treat u like the filthy lil butt slut u are then whatever I guess...

Seriously though I THINK they're ok to give fake info to since the Rockstar launcher is what you use to team-up with people after, and that's where you link your Xbox/PS/Steam accounts and stuff

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
is there a mod where my character has comically oversized BALLS?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I don't play games that preach the devilish gospel of anti-capitalist sentiment. I am a God fearing genderqueer and require great marketing and brands to ply my faith, a mechanism which Grand Theft Automobile cannot provide.

(This is a satirical post in the stylings of the Houser brothers)

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Chinatown posted:

is there a mod where my character has comically oversized BALLS?

Yeah it's called Vyst IRL

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I get 403 errors on both?

Edit: but thanks for the heads up! My video game clan has been hikding gta v nights, and now I can play

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 02:08 on May 15, 2020

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Is epicgames one of those places i can just give fake names or will that come back to bite me
epic games is one of those places where the company has been around for 30 years

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Drunk Nerds posted:

I get 403 errors on both?

Edit: but thanks for the heads up! My video game clan has been hikding gta v nights, and now I can play

just refresh for a bit

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Chinatown posted:

just refresh for a bit

Thanks!

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Bideo hames

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
yoink

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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as cool as it would be to get gta 5 for free it isn't worth downloading chinese malware onto my computer op

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

sliami posted:

I'm going to play this and do nothing but buy clothes and drive car.

I do this but only with airplanes lol

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What other games have they been doing?

Fojar38 posted:

as cool as it would be to get gta 5 for free it isn't worth downloading chinese malware onto my computer op

On the surface, I agree. But, realistically, nobody's gonna want my identity

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Milo and POTUS posted:

What other games have they been doing?


Some highlights that I've gotten for free from the nice folks at Epic - Axiom Verge, Ape Out, Celeste, Enter The Gungeon, Horace, Into The Breach, Jotun, Just Cause 4, Kingdom Come Deliverance, Metro 2033 Redux, Overcooked, Rayman Legends, Subnautica, Superhot, The End is Nigh, The Messenger, The Stanley Parable, The Talos Principle, The Witness, Transistor.

This isn't the entire list; just some of the more recognizable names. They aren't giving away lovely $3 mobile phone games, poo poo is legit. I understand people have reasons for being against Epic but I'm on board.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


if you drive the truck with the big open bucket bed under the waterfall so the lips stickin out of the water you can jump in there and just float around and rag doll flail forever if u want. anyway that's my gta v pro tip thanks for listening.

CaffeineMan42069
May 15, 2020

by Reene
Fun game but the multiplayer is totally ruined by all the script kiddies and people who paid for mod menus.

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

selling your immortal soul to that devil Tim Sweeney is not "free", OP

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